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Reuters: Problems With North Korea Began In 2002 Under Bush

We commented yesterday about the bad habit that Reuters has for reimagining history, where it becomes they want it to be rather than what it actually was. This afternoon they've got a timeline of the NoKo crisis up - and it begins only in 2002:

Six-party talks aimed at ending North Korea's nuclear weapons programme will resume soon, the Chinese Foreign Ministry announced on Tuesday. Following is a chronology of major milestones in the North Korean nuclear crisis: - October 2002: Top State Department envoy James Kelly confronts Pyongyang...

Now a concerned citizen might comment that - wait - weren't there a lot of things that contributed to the crisis that happened before 2002? Events that are relevant to understanding the current shape of the crisis and to making judgments about future anti-proliferation efforts? Things like this:

Then again, if you don't tell anyone that talks failed in the past, it becomes a lot easier to push the editorial line that talks are the solution to the crisis now. So that's convenient for them.

Solona Blames Israel. Again.

Javier Solona is one of our favorite people. And today, he's really on a roll:

European Union foreign policy chief Javier Solana made a fresh call on Israel on Tuesday to stop operations that risked derailing the United Nations-brokered ceasefire which ended the war in Lebanon. He appeared to be referring to a demand he made to Israeli leaders at the weekend for them to stop flying military jets over Lebanon. "I spoke with Israeli authorities saying they should stop operations that, in our judgment, and based on the resolution, put a solution at risk," Solana told reporters in Madrid.

Forgive us for being skeptical about the world's ability to proffer solutions to the Israeli-Arab conflict:

But no, seriously - obviously Israel is the threat to peace in the region.

War Is Coming To Gaza, And It Will Be Hamas's Fault. But That Won't Be What You'll Read.

Israel can't risk that Hamas's new army (yes Virginia, trained troops armed with cutting edge weaponry working under the command of an elected civilian government is an army). Olmert's worst nightmare right now is allowing Gaza to become South Lebanon and Hamas to become Hezbollah. He's preparing the Israeli public for war:

Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert says Israel may soon expand its military offensive in Gaza. Mr. Olmert says any increase in the effort to stop Palestinian militant attacks against Israel will not be a prolonged operation. The Israeli leader made the comments Monday to a parliamentary committee in Jerusalem. Israeli troops have been operating against militants in Gaza since June, trying to stop the smuggling of weapons, and the firing of rockets into Israel. Troops are also are looking for an Israeli soldier captured by militants in a cross-border raid.

Tomorrow's journalism today: when the war comes, the center will say that Israel is "complicating peace efforts" and the left will say that Olmert is trying to "mollify the Israeli public" after "what some see" as a "humiliating defeat in Lebanon". Little to no mention will be made of how Hamas is arming itself for an all-out war, preparing to use the same missiles and rockets that killed Israeli workers and schoolchildren during Lebanon II. Little to no mention will be made of how Hamas has been - explicitly, in full and proud view - violating every single peace agreement that the Palestinian ever made with Israel. No - as usual the center will complain and the left will spin pseudo-process stories so that their readers have conventional wisdom to sagely drop at cocktail parties and seminar rooms.

France Identifies the Real Threat To the Lebanon Ceasefire: Israel.

The IAF has taken to making it very clear that Hezbollah's boasts of a crushing military victory may have been premature:

Israeli fighter jets staged mock raids over Hezbollah strongholds in Beirut and two southern towns on Tuesday in the heaviest show of air power over Lebanon since an August cease-fire ended the war between Israel and the guerrillas. The warplanes dived low over Beirut's southern suburbs at least six times before roaring back into the sky, Lebanese security officials said. In south Lebanon, officials and witnesses reported Israeli planes staging mock raids over the towns of Nabatiyeh and Tyre... The Lebanese army issued a statement saying its gunners fired anti-aircraft artillery at the planes in south Lebanon.

And now we give you France:

France said Tuesday that Israeli overflights of Lebanon's airspace are violations of Lebanese sovereignty and must be stopped. Foreign Ministry spokesman Jean-Baptiste Mattei said the over flights are "contrary to the spirit" of UN Resolution 1701. The resolution calls for both Israel and Lebanon to respect the UN boundary drawn by the United Nations after Israel ended its 18-year occupation of southern Lebanon in 2000.

Hey, you know what else is "contrary to the spirit" of the ceasefire that called on Hezbollah to stop bringing massive amounts of cluster munitions to target at Israeli children into Lebanon? The fact that Hezbollah is still bringing massive amounts of cluster munitions to target at Israeli children into Lebanon. We'd insert a link here to any of the billion stories on MR about how French peacekeepers have committed - as an official policy - to not doing anything about that. But really, we respect you too much to use something that's (a) blindingly obvious and (b) you already know as an excuse to get more impressions.

Troll In the IsraPundit Comment Section

Two of our cross-posted posts seem to have attracted a bit of a troll (signs of trollishness: bad argumentation, baiting, using our name as if it knows us). We took a couple minutes to mock it while waiting for the MT upgrade (which we finally got around to downloading) to upload. This should be nowhere near your top thousand priorities this morning, but if you have time and are looking for some cheap entertainment, the relevant links are here and here.

The BBC Can't Even Write Coherent Anti-Israel Propaganda

So Peretz has coopted some of the right by letting Avigdor Lieberman into the Coalition. All well and good. Here's how the BBC is helping sophisticated Americans and Brits talk about the event:

Newspapers in Israel and the Middle East have reacted with concern to the admission of the ultra-nationalist Yisrael Beitenu party to the ruling coalition and the effect it will have on Israeli politics. One Israeli commentator expresses fear at what is seen as the party's "racist" credentials, while another believes the move has tarnished the image of the Labour Party. At the same time a Jerusalem Post editorial fears party leader Avigdor Lieberman will tone down his criticism of Iran's nuclear activities, an Iranian Arabic-language paper sees the development as a sign of increasing Israeli belligerence towards Iran. An Egyptian commentator sees the move as a setback to the peace process with the Palestinians.

Because seriously, if Israel has to go to war with Iran or fails to make peace with the Palestinians, it will be the fault of the Israeli centrist coalition that's currently in control. This is like if you're shooting at us and your buddy is threatening to kill us - and when we turn around to go home, you say "well fine, but let the record show that you're the one who's walking away from this". Why would a newspaper even print an Iranian claim that Israel is being belligerent toward Iran? Like isn't that so far from good sense and logical thinking that you would just kind of dismiss it the same way you would dismiss tin-foil lunatics who claim that Jews were behind 9/11? As a journalist you personally note it, but then think that professionally it's just not something that one prints.

Which brings us to the Egyptians who are concerned that Israel is going to set back the peace process. That would be the peace process that Hamas has said thousands of times does not exist, will not exist, and can not exist. So there's obviously a huge cost in setting it back, right? Isn't this another thing where you'd be obligated to print something like "An Egyptian commentator sees the move as a setback to the peace process with the Palestinians, although Israeli neglected to articulate that possibility in light of Palestinian intransigence toward Israeli peace gestures made in recent months"

As "proof" of their assertion that Israeli commentators are critical of Lieberman, they site one Ha'aretz editorial (not even an editorial - a rant by Lili Galili) and two Yediot Aharonot articles. The first Yediot Aharonot article that proves that there is "concern [regarding] the admitting of the ultra-nationalist Yisrael Beitenu party" begins with:

Our concern here is not Lieberman. Just the opposite: it seems that there are grounds for believing that he will moderate as he sits on the minister's chair.

So in other words, "just the opposite" of concern. The second article reads:

Ehud Olmert promised yesterday that the powers of [Foreign Minister Tzipi] Livni and [Defence Minister Amir] Peretz ministers would not be affected by the admission of Lieberman to the government, but such reassurances failed to move them. They have already made clear that they had no intention of enabling Lieberman to encroach on their areas of responsibility.

So in other words, a total lack of concern. But since 90percent of readers never get past the lede, they can comfortably go on believing that the BBC has confirmed for them that Israel is a racist state that even its own newspapers are outraged by.

So Close... Yet So Far

The Guardian's business section title: Act now or the world we know will be lost forever. Big, bold headline: "Simple verdict after a complex inquiry: time is running out". You're thinking maybe... maybe (!!) they've realized that many of the people they're providing welfare to want to destroy their country, burn Parliament to the ground, and make Westminster Abbey into a mosque.

No, it's just about global warming. Not a mention of political Islam.

Which brings up an intriguing point: which will destroy the English way of life first?

Actually, Israel IS At War With the Palestinian People

Remember how people on both the right and the left were a little uneasy about the label "war on terror" because what the West is actually fighting is a group of violent ideologues seeking its elimination and their own domination? It's a good point - the threat of Islamofascism is not limited to, or even primarily from, its inhumane tactics. Rather, its true threat is as an existential danger to Western civilization - its ideologues literally seek to impose Islamic law throughout Europe and the Americas.

Similarly, the Palestinians should not face disapprobation only for their broad support of savage terrorism. What we should actually be shunning them for is the fact that their support for this tactic is part of their broad based support for the violent elimination of the Jewish state. Let's say the Palestinians stopped trying to succeed in their genocidal quest through terrorist - that they built themselves an army and tried to wipe out five million Jews with tanks. Would that make them any less worthy of condemnation? Obviously not.
All of which makes Peretz's statements last week particularly asinine:


[Peretz] added, "There is no intention of recapturing Gaza. I’m not going to send the IDF into an adventure just to satisfy public need. There is no intention of reentering the alleys of Gaza, or staying in them. I don’t think we should consider the possibility of a renewed occupation... We must make every effort to achieve peace, and I want to say to the Palestinian people: We are not at war with you; the terror groups are using you."

Peretz said the exact same thing to Abbas (like literally the exact same thing) over six months ago. Back them he was still just a Histadrut chief running in an election and trying to ruin our life. So he either has a very good memory or absolutely nothing new or interesting to say. You'd think the intervening war thing that Israel fought against the elected Palestinian government would have caused him to modify his standard repertoire. But not so much.

This expression - "we not at war with x people, just with x's terrorists" - is becoming more and more stupid as it becomes more and more clear that large swaths of "people" support "terrorists". Not to put too fine a point on it, but... yes, Israel is at war with the Palestinian people. The Palestinian people have repeatedly demonstrated that there is broad and persistent support for violence against Israel among them. It's blindingly stupid to say that Israel is not at war with the population that supports war with Israel. Think of the logical analog: "we're not at war with you, we're just at war with your army". Do these people even listen to themselves when they talk?

The other annoyingly stupid line of argument that you'll hear is that Palestinian terrorists are also enemies the Palestinian people. Well OK, sure, in a way. But certainly we can agree that Palestinian terrorists are MORE enemies of Israel than of the Palestinian people? Like if we were taking a poll, and the question was "do you think that Palestinian terrorists support Jews or Palestinians more", we'd expect a high percentage of people to correctly identify that, yes indeed, Palestinian terrorists are more in favor of killing Jews than Palestinians. That helps explain why, even after five years, Palestinian suicide bombers have yet to target, say, a Palestinian cafe or diner or school.

[Cross-posted at IsraPundit]

Changes at MR

Some of you have noticed that we've redesigned the panel on the left side of the screen. A full site redesign is in the offing, but it's still a couple of weeks out. A couple of things to bring to your attention:

(1) The new blogroll. This does not represent all of the blogs that we're subscribed to, nor is it necessarily a list of blogs that we entirely approve of (although we don't strongly disapprove of any of them). They're blogs that are more or less talking about what we talk about and that are more or less recognized as being interesting when they talk about those things. So they're blogs that are updated often and that fall within the interests of MR's core readership: concerned with the spread of political Islam, passionate about pro-Israel advocacy and analysis, and engaged in civil society. Again, we don't agree with everything written on every one of these blogs. A couple are a little too far left for our taste (Jewlicious, TNR, The Note, etc), while several are significantly to our right (Powerline, NRO, just about all of the Israeli blogs, etc). Unfortunately, to the shame of the left, the center-right and beyond are the only places where the alarm is being raised about the spread of the most crude and primitive ideology in at least half a century, and the new blogroll kind of reflects that.

(2) The (J)Blogosphere search engine. This is becoming kind of a pet project of ours, and it revolves around the new Google Coop project that Google just made public. It allows users to create a search engine that searches any list of blogs that you want. We were browsing the site and noticed that a group of prominent climatologists had created a search engine for students and journalists limited to sites that assume that climate change is anthropogenic. Our first impulse was to roll our eyes and think "this is great - now a person can spend their entire existence on the Internet without ever encounter an idea that they disagree with - even over Google". But then we thought "hey, that's a FANTASTIC idea". It's actually not that unreasonable - if you believe that one side just outright makes things up, then there's an obvious imperative to create something like this.

So we created a search engine that we think represents blogs that are more or less in the center – some further left and some further right, but no sites too far on either side. Right now the search engine is more or less limited to sites on our blogroll., minus one or two sites We urge you - we beg you - to kick us over suggestions for other blogs to add. The only caveat is that we'd prefer to keep this as a resource that students can use - something that will produce useful (and true) background for searches like "Chomsky Israel" or "USS Liberty". So if your blog implies that Chomsky is wrong because God gave Israel to the Jews - well, we're sympathetic to your point of view, but that's a different project. But the (J)blogosphere is much bigger than what's on our blogroll (obviously) and so we would greatly appreciate any sites that you can suggest to us. And of course, we would be grateful if anyone wanted to include the search engine on their site for their users to find and use - the code is public and we'll be ecstatic to kick it over to you.

As always, this blog is half vanity project and half public advocacy. Advocacy requires that people tune in and listen, and so your suggestions on the search engine or on any aspect of the site are always welcome.

Iran, Much of the World Kind of Anti-Semitic

Let's imagine for a second that a prosecutor in a foreign country opened a case against an Israeli leader. How much attention do you think it would get? You don't have to come up with an exact number. Just ask yourself whether it would be more or less than the less than 1,000 stories that Google News has about how Argentine prosecutors are seeking the arrest of Iranian ex-President Rafsanjani:

Argentine prosecutors asked a federal judge to order the arrest of former Iranian president Hashemi Rafsanjani and seven others for the 1994 bombing of a Jewish cultural centre that killed scores of people. The decision to attack the centre "was undertaken in 1993 by the highest authorities of the then-government of Iran," prosecutor Alberto Nisman said at a news conference. Lebanon-based Hezbollah carried out the attack, he said.

We actually have kind of an answer to that question. Here's a very crude comparison, in the form of a Google search on Sharon Belgium Prosecute. It's obviously not a great comparison, but you can tell that something's up since the second Google search is coming up with almost a quarter of a million hits. The word you're looking for is "obsessed". As in "you can tell that someone is anti-Semitic when they're obsessed with finding the 'Jewish angle' or the 'Jewish influence' to everything".

And you should also consider that a lot of those Iran hits are not about the case at all, but in the context of Iran's nuclear program. Also a couple hits for stories about how Iran wants to indict the Argentine prosecutors for besmirching their genocidal maniac of an ex-President:

"We will seriously pursue the matter," said Ghorbanali Dorri Najafabadi, Iran’s prosecutor general. "We will take the case before an international court and we shall see whether the Argentine party can provide documentary evidence. If they are not able to do so, it will be they who should be indicted for making charges without evidence and tarring the reputation of high-ranking Iranian officials," he added. Dorri Najafabadi also said on Friday that Iran would “demand spiritual and financial compensation and will not tolerate a conspiracy against the Iranian nation.”... Israel blames Iran and the Lebanon-based Hezbollah group for the AMIA attack and for another that destroyed the Israeli embassy in Buenos Aires in 1992, killing about 30 people. Iran and Lebanon dismiss the charges as "Zionist propaganda." The Israeli ambassador to Argentina, Rafael Eldad, said on Friday that a warning from Iran that Argentine officials should avoid repeating past mistakes when blaming Iranian officials for the AMIA attack sounded "like a threat."

What exactly is "spiritual compensation"? Is that like a forced conversion or something?

And how sadly predictable is it that the word "conspiracy" and the phrase "Zionist propaganda" always seem to go together? And how scary is it that Iran just basically "nice country... it'd be a shame if anything happened to it"-style threatened Argentina, and no one seems to care?

Google May Be Trying To Corrupt You

Yeah, we're not so sure what we think about this:


On the other hand, maybe Google's takeover of YouTube won't be so bad after all.

UPDATE: This is so embarrassing. The original version of this post had a link to the blog Curiousity by Elliot Temple, which is where we first heard about the search. Then we changed it the link to point directly to the Google search, but didn't add any new links to point to his post. Blush. We have a tiny bit of proof for the claim that we didn't intentionally violate the entire corpus of blog etiquette: we actually emailed him last Thursday to tell him that we were going to shamelessly rip him off and give him credit. Still, very embarrassing. Sigh.

Reuters Pretends That History Is What Reuters Would Like History To Be

We just can't understand why these people are allowed to publish:

After decades of battling to win foreign support for its two-fisted policies against Arab foes, Israel is trying a new approach with a campaign aimed at creating a less warlike and more welcoming national image. Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni, who has argued that the protracted conflict with the Palestinians is sapping Israel's international legitimacy, this week convened diplomats and PR executives to come up with ways of "rebranding" the country.

We don't know what Dan Williams is trying to say with "two-fisted" (which we've only heard in the context of drinking, but we're pretty sure in this case is a hackneyed allusion to boxing), but we do know that this is a perfect example of mainstream journalists pretending that history is whatever it is that their ideology would predict that history is. If we're reading this correctly (and, let's be honest, we are), then what Williams is trying to say is that Israel has been making war on the Palestinians for decades and now is trying to project a new image.

Except Israel hasn't been making war on the Palestinians for decades. In fact, there was almost an entire decade - the one that just finished - in which Israel desperately tried to make peace with the Palestinians. During that decade, Israel put 98% of the Palestinian population under Palestinian control and effectively withdrew from almost all of the Gaza Strip and the West Bank. The Palestinian response was to make war on Israel, which is why Israel had to return to those territories... in 2002!

But hey, wouldn't it be nice if Israel really WAS a warlike country through and through? That would certainly make journalism easier. If only it wasn't for those pesky "fact" things. Oh well - if the Israeli/Arab conflict teaches us anything, it's that if you repeat an anti-Israel lie enough times it will become common, academically and publicly accepted wisdom.

[Cross-posted at IsraPundit]

Reuters Gives Advice: Want To Dampen Muslim Extremism? Support People Who Want To Commit Genocide.

Egypt's President Mubarak is engaging in a little bit of soul searching:

CAIRO (Reuters) - Egypt's President Hosni Mubarak questioned on Thursday whether Muslims had done enough to change the West's "wrong perceptions" about Islam, which he said was under "ferocious attack". He also said Islam needed a fresh religious discourse to promote tolerance and uproot extremist views. "The Muslim world is facing a ferocious attack, describing Islam wrongly and offending Muslims' sacred (symbols and figures) and beliefs," Mubarak said in a speech marking Lailat al-Qadr, the night Muslims believe God started the revelation of the Koran to Prophet Mohammed more than 1400 years ago.

"Don't we Muslims share part of the responsibility for the wrong perceptions about Islam? Have we done our duty in correcting the image of Islam and Muslims?" he said. Analysts say the rise of Islamist militancy since the September 11, 2001 attacks on the United States has deepened beliefs among many in the Christian-dominated West that Islam advocates radicalism. At the same time, many Muslims regard U.S. support of Israel against the Palestinians and the 2003 invasion of Iraq as part of a campaign targeting their faith.

Now it's Reuters, so we wouldn't trust them to tell us anything about what "many Muslims regard" if their journalism was limited to statements like "many Muslims regard the sky as blue". Reuters coverage tends to oscillate between the "Muslims are peaceful and funloving kite fliers" and "Muslims have justifiable grievances that need to be understood and addressed (PS - right now only the New York Times and State Department get it)". But if it's the case that many Muslims regard US support of Israel against a government of genocidal maniacs as a "campaign targeting their faith", then isn't that something that should be at the forefront of calculations describing the US's diplomatic options?

In other words, it appears to us that Reuters has just endorsed the following: in order for the US to dampen Muslim extremism even a little, it would have to side with Palestinian government currently amassing cutting-edge munitions with the intent of using them against densely packed Israeli population centers. Now we're not sure that this is true, but if that's the sophisticated wisdom on the journalistic street them we don't know where they get off calling the Free Republic people right-wing extremists.

Israeli Corruption: We Thought About It A Little Bit, and We Just Don't Care

We just got done watching the morning Fox News roundup on how the investigation against Olmert is proceeding. We know that we shouldn't feel this way and it's pretty much unjustifiable, but we just don't care.

Newsflash: Israeli politicians are crocked. They're all crocked. OK, now you're caught up.

This isn't what we want the Prime Minister focusing on. He made some extra cash by selling some interest he had in Bank Leumi in some shady way. Shame on him. Can we get back to the nuclear weapons that Iran is building now? Is that something we can do?

Q: Could Airport Security Suck Worse?

A: Maybe. But frankly TSA hasn't demonstrated the kind of initiative that it would take them to sink deeper into a pit of total uselessness.

We make fun of airport security quite consistently. That's because airport security sucks. Everything about it sucks - from the refusal to profile to the insipidness of what passes for security checks. As near as we can tell, TSA personnel can be counted on to do only three things: (1) harass black businessmen traveling through the South (2) feel up white cheerleaders from the Midwest (2) take away our antiperspirant. And of all the things that piss us off, the worst is having to be delayed while these people fumble around with their worse than useless - as in it makes everyone less safe worse than useless - redundant boarding pass screening procedures. Two arguments

(1) Anyone with a a 10 year old's grasp of computers can evade a boarding pass check:

One of the things we've consistently mocked is redundant boarding pass checks (mostly because they don't work and actually make people less careful and less safe). Now it turns out all you need to beat these things is

Chris made a NWA boarding pass generator. All it does it automate the process of changing a few simple lines of HTML provided when NWA gives you a boarding pass online. Chris says it can be used to... Demonstrate that the TSA Boarding Pass/ID check is useless.

In other words, you can alter a few lines of code and print anything you want (including, say, someone else's name) on a boarding pass. You don't even have to dip into the code - you can just use a very basic image editing program (say, paint) to cut and paste over a portion of a printed boarding pass. Slate explained why this matters a year ago:

So all a terrorist needs to breeze through this loophole are two different boarding passes, both printed at home, that are identical except for the name. Check out the mock-up I made on Microsoft Publisher in about 10 minutes, using a real boarding pass I was issued last month. On the first one, you see my real name. On the second, the name has been replaced by that of Mr. Serious Threat, who we will pretend is on the No-Fly List. Say Mr. Threat and his nefarious associates buy a ticket in someone else's name (perhaps by stealing a credit card number—something criminals do without immediate detection all the time). In this case, the name of the card-theft victim (me) will be printed on the boarding pass. Mr. Threat can be pretty sure a common name like mine won't trigger the No-Fly List as his would. Then he prints out the two boarding passes: the original in my name and an altered duplicate in his name. At the first security checkpoint (the one where no scan takes place), he can breeze through using any name he wishes—even his own—just so long as his photo ID matches the altered boarding pass. Unless the security guard has the entire No-Fly List memorized, she isn't going to stop Mr. Threat. On the way to his gate he does the old switcheroo, and produces the pass with my name, which will match the computer record. Child's play. His real identity has never set off the computer's alarm bells.

So someone went ahead and automated this process to demonstrate how laughingly easy it is to evade boarding pass checks. Our government's response? They shut him down and threatened to arrest him. Because the problem is that he pointed out the existence of the loophole, and not the loophole itself.

(2) According to airport security officials, this is a big, big problem. But that's why they built in redundancy, you see. Because even if someone bad gets through check-in, they still can't do anything really dramatic because of metal detectors, x-rays, random checks, etc. Right? Yeah, not so much:

Screeners at Newark Liberty International Airport failed 20 of 22 security tests conducted by undercover U.S. agents last week, missing an array of concealed bombs and guns at checkpoints throughout the hub's three terminals, federal security officials familiar with the results said. The tests, conducted Oct. 19 by U.S. Transportation Security Administration "Red Team" agents, also revealed significant failures by screeners to follow standard operating procedures while checking passengers and their baggage for prohibited items, said the officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity because it is against TSA policy to release covert-test results.

So in other words: (1) there are several 100% effective ways to get through security even if you're a terrorist on a watchlist and (2) you have a 10 out of 11 chance of getting through with a concealed bomb or gun. Not to belabor the obvious, but you send eleven terrorists into eleven different major airports in the country, and your odds of blowing up several very large planes and inflicting thousands of deaths on this country approach 100%.

But at least no one on any of the planes will have bottles of water. Dangerous, dangerous water.

UPDATE:While browsing Metroblogger we came across this gorgeous piece of work:

I took a roundtrip Southwest Flight from Sacramento to the OC this past weekend. In Sacramento, they checked my carry-on bag as usual. On my return trip at the OC airport, they informed me that I had liquids in my purse that were in the allotted limit, but they were not in a ziploc bag, so I would not be able to board unless I had them in a sealed Ziploc bag. My leftover ketchup packets and a couple of lipglosses were clearly unacceptable. The catch was that you could buy a bag from the Gift Shop...if the giftshop was open (which they were not on this typical Sunday evening). The TSA rep gave me her baggie and a stern lecture and let me on my way...

We don't even know where to begin.

Amir Peretz Is So Useless (Labor Staying In The Coalition Edition)

We pass this on with no comment:

MK Ami Ayalon, the most outspoken challenger to Labor Party chairman Amir Peretz's leadership and the first speaker at Labor's central committee meeting on Sunday, set the tone for what followed. He didn't refer to Peretz once throughout his speech, even though he supported the motion brought by the chairman. Labor might have voted - by a large majority in an open ballot - in favor of staying in the coalition together with newcomer Avigdor Lieberman, allowing Peretz to remain defense minister, but this was certainly no victory for the beleaguered chairman. Ayalon claimed that his support of the motion was due only to national responsibility. As a backbench MK, he said, "I have nothing to gain by staying in the government."

Actually, one comment: good job Labor primary voters! Destroying the last Sharon coalition and then working hard enough to get 20 mandates and the Defense portfolio has really paid off dividends. Go you!

Why, Exactly, Should Israel Give the Golan Back To Syria?

Lebanon's official government and press - perennially playing the pathetic lapdog to Syria's abusive owner - is making wild and not very credible insinuations about how it behooves Israel to rush to the peace table with Syria:

Nearly unnoticed amid the justified global furore over North Korea's nuclear test is that Syria has been flashing peace signals at Israel and the United States. It is unwise to ignore them... Syrian President Bashar Assad told a BBC interviewer earlier this month that Syria was prepared to return to the peace table with Israel, insisting that he needed an "impartial" umpire, perhaps from the European Union. But he said the Bush administration couldn't play this role, because the US doesn't have "the will or vision" to pursue peace in the Middle East, nor is there concrete US-Syria dialogue.

"Unwise to ignore them"... or else what? Or else Syria will supply weapons to Hezbollah and Hamas? Or else Syria will welcome terrorists to Damascus? Or else Syria will incite anti-Israel sentiment across the Middle East?

Whatever. Assad is not Sadat. Sadat, say what you will about him, actually had some credibility. Assad is a powerless pipsqueak who literally looks longingly at a lunatic taxi driver from Tehran - and it's the lunatic taxi driver that has the real power. Assad has nothing to give Israel, and frankly he's been kind of uppity lately. Don't get us wrong. We're officially on the record as being in favor of an Israeli-Syrian peace deal. We just don't think Assad - given his delusions of relevance - would particularly like the terms.

France - How Did It Come To This?

Did you know that 112 cars per day are being burned by radical Muslims youths in France?

The figures are stark. An average of 112 cars a day have been torched across France so far this year and there have been 15 attacks a day on police and emergency services. Nearly 3,000 police officers have been injured in clashes this year. Officers have been badly injured in four ambushes in the Paris outskirts since September. Some police talk of open war with youths who are bent on more than vandalism.

This is the inevitable result of a civilization's best minds turning against their own culture. Of people deciding to attack their own history. Is there anything more absurd or unseemly than the leading lights of the French Left turning against the Enlightenment - against the French Left's greatest gift to progress and civilization? Of course Europe is easy pickings for literal barbarians - France's most powerful minds have been hollowing it out from the inside for the better part of two generations.

Post-Zionist Israelis and leftist American academics take note: your time can be spent more productively than culturally and morally weakening the basis for your countries' existence and legacy.

[Cross-posted at IsraPundit]

French Intifada Begins Claiming Victims

Last Friday we asked how much longer France would go before empty busses being attacked and burned by violent Muslim extremists became full busses being attacked and burned by violent Muslim extremists. The answer was one day:

The French government is to hold an emergency meeting on boosting transport security, after an arson attack on a bus left a woman on the verge of death, the prime minister's office said today. The attack by youths in the southern city of Marseille was the worst incident in an upsurge of urban violence during the weekend, on the anniversary of the riots that shook France last year. Bus drivers in the city refused to return to work today until security was reinforced, prompting Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy to double the number of riot police in Marseille to more than 3000. Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin called a meeting for 10am (8pm AEDT) tomorrow with Mr Sarkozy and other officials to discuss security on public transport, his office said.

They're going to say that they need to throw more money at the Muslim inner cities of Paris and Lyons. Which will make the problem worse. Which will cause another crises. And so on.

Israel Not Amused By Attempts To Turn Gaza Into Lebanon

After Hezbollah managed to push Israel out of Lebanon again - with not a little bit of international military and diplomatic help - their allies Iran decided that the same tactics will work if Hamas trots them out. To that effect, they paid Hamas not to release Gilad Shalit and began to build an Hezbollah-like army. They fully intend to turn Gaza into South Lebanon, complete with missiles launching cluster munitions into Israeli schools. And they fully expect that they will be able to defeat Israel - to finally initiate the genocidal war that they've been talking about for decades.

We think there's a difference. We think that Gaza is not Lebanon, because Gaza is (a) smaller and (b) urban. We think that blockading Gaza is different than blockading Lebanon, since there's no government recognized by the US or the EU in Gaza. But mostly, we think that there's no Iranian embassy for Hamas leaders to hide in (something that Hezbollah leaders were rumored to have done in the early days of Lebanon II) - and that if they try to emulate their terrorist brothers from the north the Hamas leadership will be dismantled from the top down:

If Hamas resumes attacks deep inside Israel, the Israeli army is preparing to assassinate several Hamas leaders, particularly Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh, the official Israeli radio reported on Thursday. Well-informed Israeli sources told the national radio that "the Israeli government will implement this [assassination operations] after several intelligence reports by the Israeli 'Shabak' [Shin Bet – the Israeli domestic intelligence service] show that some Palestinian... factions, including Hamas and its military wing, will resume operations in the heart of Israel."... The sources added that the Israeli government has issued some very strong warnings, through regional and international parties, to the leaders of Hamas that the "Israeli forces will assassinate political leaders if the movement launches attacks deep inside Israel."

Of course, we could be wrong. International mendacity relating to Israel knows no bounds, and they could easily find a way not to let the IDF win. But we're not sure that Olmert can really afford to cave to international pressure and allow Israel to end another military campaign indecisively. If the IDF has to go into Gaza to root out the cutting-edge military assets that Hamas has stockpiled, the Hamas leadership is probably going to have to pay a steep price.

[Cross-posted at IsraPundit]

Europeans Coming To Visit Israel, Bringing Holocaust Denying Le Pen Along

Chutzpa:

Israel said on Friday it would not welcome a delegation of European Union parliamentarians planning to visit the country this week if it included a far-right French member. The Foreign Ministry said Israel objected to the inclusion of Marine Le Pen, daughter of far-right French leader Jean-Marie Le Pen, in the delegation. A spokesman for the European Parliament said the delegation had postponed the trip. "The delegation contained a senior member (Marine Le Pen) of a political party which, unfortunately, is both racist and a Holocaust denier," Israeli Foreign Ministry spokesman Mark Regev said.

No one's asking, of course, why the EU delegation includes Le Pen? It's apparently the most natural thing in the world that he would come along. After all, since at least as long ago as Ahmednejad was invited to speak to the Council on Foreign Relations, Holocaust denial is on the spectrum of things that foreign leaders can suggest. Some foreign leaders will suggest that Israel has a right to self-defense and some will suggest that the Holocaust never happened. It's all just part of quotidian deliberation on the European Continent.

You know, other than losing the centuries-old churches and the museums, it's really getting harder and harder to tell what's going to change when political Islam finally takes over in Europe.

US Will Rebuild Hezbollah Infrastructure - Your Tax Dollars (and State Department) At Work

Of course the US is going to pay to rebuild Lebanon. Why wouldn't they?

The United States will pay to rebuild the Mdeirej bridge in Lebanon, the highest in the Middle East, which was damaged in Israeli bombardment during the Israel-Hezbollah conflict, the Naharnet website reported on Saturday. U.S. State Department Director of Foreign Assistance Randall L.Tobias, currently in Lebanon on a two-day visit, was quoted as saying on Friday that work on the bridge is a tangible proof that U.S. pledges of assistance "amount to more than just words." The 70-meter-high bridge, on the mountainous road linking Beirut and Damascus, was hit on July 21 in the early days of Israel's 34-day offensive on Lebanon. A 200-meter-long section was destroyed.

Because what Lebanon really needs right now are all of those guns and missiles that Syria can provide. Good on the US for using my tax dollars to rebuild Hezbollah's infrastructure. Good use of revenues. Well done.

Israel Did Not Use Nukes In Lebanon. Shut Up.

Do they just get to make things up now:

The British newspaper, The Independent, reported on Saturday that during this summer's war in Lebanon, Israel used uranium-based munitions, including uranium-tipped bunker-buster bombs. According to the report, scientists found two soil samples thrown up by Israeli heavy or guided bombs which showed "elevated radiation signatures." "The weapon was [either] some novel small experimental nuclear fission device or other experimental weapon (eg, a thermobaric weapon) based on the high temperature of a uranium oxidation flash ...[or it] was a bunker-busting conventional uranium penetrator weapon employing enriched uranium rather than depleted uranium," Dr. Chris Busby, the British Scientific Secretary of the European Committee on Radiation Risk, told The Independent.

Yeah, that's exactly what happened. Israel used a "novel small expermental nuclear fission device" - on the battlefield, no less, where it might not explode. You know why they did it? They did it because they wanted to poison Lebanese wells. Because that's what the Jewish state does. It poisons wells.

At least when Britain is taken over by political Islam, they'll import some newspaper writers from Saudi Arabia and Egypt so that the wild-eyed conspiracy theories will actually make sense.

Is Javier Solona An Idiot?

Unless we're talking about bloggers that we write to and like, we generally try to avoid public ad homs on this blog. But seriously, does this guy have an extra chromosome or something:

Hamas wants to "liberate the Palestinians," not to destroy Israel, Javier Solana, the European Union's foreign policy chief, told The Jerusalem Post on Thursday... Pressed as to whether he was underestimating the fundamentalist religious imperative at the heart of the Hamas ideology, Solana said, "I cannot imagine that the religious imperative, the real religious imperative, can make anybody destroy another country... Therefore that is an abuse of religion..."

OK. So Hamas has a "fake" religious imperative to destroy Israel that they - and several million of their closest friends - seem to think is "real". Can someone please explain to us how that changes things even one iota? What does that even mean? Is Javier Solona now more of an expert on the intricacies of Islam than the Hamas sheiks who've, you know, read the Koran and the hadith? How does a human being of even average intelligence allow himself to say thinks like that? What an idiot.

Solana, who said he saw himself as "a good friend of Israel," also said that he was concerned that, given the various demographic, security and other considerations, "some of the positions of some leaders of Israel may not be the best recipes to guarantee the security of Israel." He said, for instance, "I never thought the construction of the security wall was a good idea."

Yeah, no kidding.

Taliban Irony Watch

With a story like this, we'd usually subject you to an extended post about how abusing language in UN-sponsored forums (Durban: "Jews are the new Nazis", etc) creates an environment where absurdity seems normal. But you know what? We think that the Taliban are just really stupid:

A bomb ripped through a bus in southern Afghanistan on Friday killing 14 civilians as the Taliban, accusing NATO forces of genocide, threatened to step up already rising suicide attacks. "We want to inform the foreign forces and their slaves that their defeat is inevitable in Afghanistan," the Islamist group's one-legged military commander, Mullah Dadullah, told Reuters by satellite phone from a secret location. "The Taliban's mujahideen are ready to fight until death and in the coming days will increase their activities and suicide attacks to such an extent that the infidel forces will not get a chance to rest," he said.

We'll skip over the whole "why this guy has Reuters on speed-dial" thing and content ourselves with pointing out the sheer gorgeousness of indiscriminate murder as an objection to genocide. "Increase their activities" - whatever. Ramadan is over, they'll run out of steam soon enough.

Psst: Iran's Going Nuclear

The UN is doing a hellva a job:

Iran has injected gas into a new network of centrifuges, Iran's student news agency ISNA reported on Friday, referring to part of an atomic programme the West fears is aimed at making bombs. Uranium UF-6 gas is injected into cylindrical centrifuges which spin at supersonic speeds to produce enriched material. The centrifuges can enrich uranium for making fuel for power plants or for nuclear bombs...
Iran says its nuclear program is solely to meet electricity demands. But it has failed to convince world powers who are threatening United Nations sanctions. Iran now faces possible sanctions for failing to halt its enrichment work, as demanded by the U.N. Security Council. A draft sanctions resolution has been drawn up by European states, but Russia has expressed its misgivings about the proposal.

Oh shut up. No one's going to slap sanctions on them. They're going nuclear, and they're going nuclear soon. And short of military action - which the much-vaunted UN won't allow anyone to do - there's nothing that can stop them. But hey, maybe giving them half of Czechoslovakia will slow them down by a year or two. Although probably not.

AP Identifies Root of Muslim Violence in France: Non-Muslims!

Oh, Associated Press journalists. Why must you be such caricatures of yourselves:

Police fanned out around the outskirts of Paris amid fears of renewed violence Friday as mourners marked the deaths a year ago of two teenagers that ignited three weeks of riots in largely immigrant housing projects across France. The outburst of anger at the accidental deaths of the youths, electrocuted in a power substation while hiding from police, grew into a broader challenge against the French state that has continued to simmer. Attackers have torched four buses after forcing off passengers in the outskirts of Paris in recent days, and police have been ambushed in several organized attacks in recent weeks, raising fears of a new wave of violence around the anniversary... Last year's events jolted France into recognizing its failure to offer its 5 million Muslims, and its minorities especially those of Arab and black African origin a fair shake. Instead of France's vaunted "egalite," or equality, immigrants and their French-born children suffer police harassment, struggle to find work, and live in cinderblock public housing rife with crime and poverty. The government passed an equal opportunities law this spring and has poured funds into "sensitive" areas, but disenchantment still reigns.

It's amazing that giving into the demands of violent, ideologically driven fanatics makes them... more violent, ideologically driven, and fanatical. Really, we can't understand how these things keep happening.

If you click through, there's a picture of a bus that will look very familiar. It's charred from top to bottom, windows blown out, etc. The result of violent Muslim rioting. As of now, no Paris bus has been burned and destroyed like that with commuters on it. Anyone want to take bets about whether we'll be able to write the same thing, oh, five years from now?

More Nazi Imagery on UC Irvine's Campus. Administration on Hate Speech: "One Person's Hate Speech is Another Person's Education".

On Sunday, October 8th at 00:15 someone phoned in a complaint to the Irvine police department that went something like this: "hi, I was walking by the student housing at Vista Del Campo, and it appears that somebody has painted swastikas all over the building". Twenty days or so days later, we finally find out about this - apparently this isn't a big deal around these parts any more. The only reason we found out at all is because LAist linked to two articles in CampusJ about the issue. CampusJ is apparently some sort of Jewish Campus journalism outlet. We can't figure out more than that because the site has been knocked offline (a quick glance at Technorati leads us to blame Steven Weiss for this, but there could be others). We do know that CampusJ is not the official UCI campus outlet. For one thing, the UCI paper is called the New University. For another, the author of these articles - Reut Cohen - probably couldn't have written something like this for the New University. Some time last year the New University specifically asked Cohen to tone down her pro-Israel coverage because it was causing too much controversy (allegedly... that's what we heard at least). So they probably wouldn't let her publish something like this.

So this incident: the University really wants you to believe that someone was really pissed off about a student housing policy, and that they decided the way to express that was through anti-Semitic hate speech. Vice Chancellor of Student Affairs Manuel Gomez even put out a statement on this question, making it one of his foremost talking points: (Google cache):

We are addressing this vandalism as a top priority and are pursuing a police investigation. Please contact the UCI Police Department if you have any pertinent information. The initial review of the police report leads one to believe that on the face of it, a person(s) is/are unhappy with Vista del Campo. The juxtaposition of the vulgar language and swastika symbol leads us to this impression. Nevertheless, the use of this symbol is disturbing, especially so when it appears where we live. We are well aware that even though this seems to be directed at the Vista del Campo, it still affects our students and campus community.

The last time we talked about Vice Chancellor Gomez, he was giving an interview to a hate group about anti-discrimination efforts targeting the UCI campus (can't imagine what they had to be concerned about). The hate group sympathized deeply with his plight, and then went on to use the situation to launch thinly veiled threats against the Jewish students and campus leaders that Gomez supposedly speaks for. On the basis of their interview with Gomez, they threatened that "the large majority of citizens" are about to "lose patience" with "the Jews".

Let's not mince words: the UC Irvine administration is currently on the wrong end of a ZOA lawsuit because they've let their campus degenerate into an anti-American, anti-Semitic cesspool. They teach explicitly anti-American classes. They allow student funds to be used for the most disgusting kinds of anti-Semitic incitement. And so their students end up dressing and talking like terrorists. Except it's not just make-believe: the FBI has begun to investigate UCI students for terrorism. Because apparently some students were incited by all of the incitement that their student funds funded.

And how is the University dealing with this hate speech? With these preachers brought in by the Muslim Student Union who scream about "Zionists" and then nudge-nudge wink-wink the crowd? How is the University dealing with Nazi-link statements that may or may not have led to Nazi-link vandalism? We couldn't make this up: (Google cache):

Some of the Jewish students at the meeting revealed that they and others had been subject to verbal and physical intimidation at the hands of MSU members, and that they had previously reported these claims to campus security. In light of this, some students asked that Drake place restrictions on where MSU events are held, saying that if their events were held in classrooms as opposed to public spaces, their effect would not be as broad. However, Chancellor Drake told Jewish students at the meeting that he cannot restrict any club, that it would be "violation of law to prohibit certain speech." Gomez emphasized that though hate speech may be present, he would not seek to curtail it, as "one person’s hate speech is another person’s education."

That. Is. Awesome.

Here's a hint to Chancellor Drake and Vice Chancellor Gomez: it's no longer about you prohibiting hate speech. Sure, it'd be nice if you took some step like saying "the University does not endorse it when Muslim clerics link Jews to conspiracy theories". But let's not get crazy. At this point, we're asking for no more fodder to hate groups, no more paying for hate speech, and no more pretending that you don't have a gigantic problem on your campus.

For instance, let's say that this vandal really was just angry with the management of the Vista Del Campo housing complex. Wouldn't that make it worse for the UCI administration? Wouldn't it mean that their students now, as a matter of course, find deploying anti-Semitic hate speech to be the most natural thing in the world? Because after all, as Vice Chancellor Gomez says, "one person’s hate speech is another person’s education". Seriously, this is disgusting. That man should resign or be fired. But of course he won't be, because "protecting academic freedom" means never having to say you're sorry because your students have become violent anti-Semites under investigation by the FBI for terrorism.

UPDATE: Remember, according to Vice Chancellor Gomez, this is "another person's education" (and this is from a man helping to run an educational institution, so he's an expert):


"Every time we fought in the name of Allah, we always won... we are not afraid of THEM". Psst - when he says "Zionists", he means "Jews".

UPDATE 2: CampusJ is back online, so we've modified the links to Cohen's articles from the Google cache to the original articles. Google cache links have been left in parenthesis in case the site goes down again.

OneJerusalem.org Conference Call: Mark Steyn

Apparently the good folks at One Jerusalem wanted to make up for missing a week by giving the blogosphere an interview with a big name. So - Allen Roth and David Goder being who they are, they went out and got one of the biggest: author and columnist Mark Steyn. The call was so crowded that it went over the usual hour cutoff - and Mark Steyn being the gentleman that he is, he stayed on to make sure that everybody got a chance to ask a question. On the call: Allen Roth (One Jerusalem), Rick Richman (Jewish Current Issues), Pamela Geller (Atlas Shrugs), Jerry Gordon (IsraPundit), Avi Green (Tel-Chai Nation), Judith Weiss (Kesher Talk), Banagor (Broadsword), Kim Priestap (Wizbang), Barak Moore (IRIS Blog), Tigerhawk (Tigerhawk), Chad (Granddaddy Long Legs), Anne Lieberman (Boker Tov, Boulder), and bloggers from The American Thinker and (Infidel Bloggers Network). As always, audio will be up soon on the One Jerusalem frontpage and their blog post will be updated throughout the day with participants' blog posts. We think that we missed at least one caller, so make sure you check in on OJ's site throughout the day.

Mark Steyn. Holy hell. Mark Steyn. Women want him. Men want to be him. As a matter of fact, there are not a few men who certainly want him as well. If we were gay, we'd certainly want Mark Steyn. Hell, we're not gay and... well, nevermind (in fairness to us, it was Allen Roth said that Steyn is "giving it to us" - don't ask, it'll just make things awkward).

Mark Steyn has a colorable claim to being the most important conservative journalist alive. Now he's got his first major book out, titled America Alone: The End of the World as We Know It. As it turns out, the title is actually one of the more cheerful parts. We'll going to paste the Amazon book description below, but you really should click through to read the description on the inside flap. And while you're there, you should obviously purchase the book:

In this, his first major book, Mark Steyn - probably the most widely read, and wittiest, columnist in the English-speaking world--takes on the great poison of the twenty-first century: the anti-Americanism that fuels both Old Europe and radical Islam. America, Steyn argues, will have to stand alone. The world will be divided between America and the rest; and for our sake America had better win.

Cliff notes version of the book: Europe is finished. Lots of reasons why, but the conclusion is the same. They're done.

Will the pendulum of multiculturalism, which renders Europeans literally impotent in the face of radicalism and intolerance, swing back? No.

Will non-Muslims in Europe, driven either by primal instinct of political calculation, personally intervene to stop its demographic decline? No.

Will anything, even a renewed fascist movement, arise as an objection to Europe's increasingly steep slide into outright primitivism? No.

In one way, Steyn's got this kind of a VDH Nietzschean thing going, where multiculturalism has combined with civilizational weariness to effectively make Europeans no longer care about being European. He's got a deep appreciation for the broad sweep of history and this poignancy when talking about the heyday of Europe: he was noticably saddened when talking about the loss of Shakespeare and Nelson's England to political Islam. There's also more than a little bit of West Is Best in his attitude: the inside flap of the book includes the line "America should proclaim the obvious: we do have a better government, religion, and culture than our enemies".

Several bloggers asked him various questions about multiculturalism, which he sees as a defense mechanism that allowed Europeans to come to grips with more basic structural deficiencies. His read of the emergence of European multiculturalism is causal: "we need more plumbers, but we're certainly not going to do that work... we'll bring in kind of violent unassimilated immigrants, and to make ourselves feel better about their violent unassimilated we'll celebrate our tolerance for it". The causality between demographics, cultural exhaustion, and the welfare state is probably impossible to untangle, but his description is certainly how it happened on the ground. And it's certainly why European journalists and authors find it so hard to criticize the "youths" that are rioting now.

On the other hand, he's not trading on any simplistic nostalgia for a Europe that never existed. We're not dealing here with a simple Huns-at-the-gate scenario: political Islam is not just barbaric primitivism. Instead, it is the intersection of the East and West, the Muslim world and the Christian world. In several places he alluded to the standard academic trope for this, which is that fundamentalist Islam is the intersection between the developing world and modernity. People driven by an ancient ideology now have access to planes. It seems like Steyn is still marked by the shock of traveling to Europe and the Middle East after 9/11 and discovering that France's Muslims were far more hostile and alienated than any of the people that he met in the Arab world. Osama Bin Laden might have lived in a cave, but the Hamburg 9/11 terrorists and the French gangbanging rioters live in apartments, have televisions, and drink Coke.

Steyn is also quite skeptical about the potential for secular values or secular movements to form a bulwark against political Islam as it spreads across the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans. He explicitly and extensively criticized the anti-theism of Chris Hitchens and the New Atheism of Richard Dawkins as empirical failures. He didn't use either of those labels, although that's what he was alluding to - Hitchens's anti-theism is well-known, and Wired just posted an essential article on New Atheism if you're getting caught up on the high-tide of broad Leftist anti-jihadism. A secular society might be sound in theory, but it's simply not appealing enough to form the basis for an ideology. What's needed is something that can provide a backbone to the people who'll be fighting the good fight for the next two or three generations - if anything can. As Steyn said, "history is on the march very quickly in Europe"

There's a ton of other good stuff in this interview: comments on blogging, skepticism about just how much European goodwill there was after 9/11, and the single best response to NYT-reading self-styled cocktail party sophistication that we've ever heard. The call lasted over an hour, and it'll be an hour of your time well-spent to listen to the whole thing.

Moderate Nevada Muslim Has Had Just About Enough

If a prolonged, all out clash of civilizations is averted, it'll be because of efforts like those of Aslam Abdullah, director of the Islamic Society of Nevada:

The leader of al-Qaida in Iraq, Abu Hamza al-Muhajer, recently issued a decree to its supporters: Kill at least one American in the next two weeks "using a sniper rifle, explosive or whatever the battle may require." Well, Abu Hamza al-Muhajer, I am an American too. Count me as the one of those you have asked your supporters to kill.
I am not alone. There are thousands of Muslims with me in Las Vegas, and many more millions in America, who are proud Americans and who are ready to face your challenge. You hide in your caves and behind the faces of civilians in Afghanistan and Iraq. You don't show your faces and you have no guts to face Muslims. You thrive on the misery of thousands of Muslim youth and children who are victims of despotism, poverty and ignorance...
There is nothing common between you and us. We stand for life, you want to destroy it.

Signs of hope.

Hey Gals, Check This Out - Aussie Singer Beccy Cole Goes Viral. Ditto For Aussie Cleric's "No Head Scarves = Women Are Asking For Rape" Comments.

Sorry for two videos in a single day. We know we're abusing your patience. But via Allahpundit via Blackfive, you have to see this:


It's like the Dixie Chicks. Except not aggressively stupid.
This is one side of Australian culture. There are others. For instance, 300,000 Australian Muslims have this guy as one of their most important spokesmen and representatives:

One of Australia's senior-most Islamic clerics has triggered outrage after comments reported Thursday comparing women who don't wear a headscarf to “uncovered meat” who invite rape... In Australia, there was widespread condemnation Thursday the cleric's comments, from other Muslim leaders, civil libertarians and political leaders. Mr. Hilali was quoted in the Australian newspaper as saying in the sermon: "If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside ... without cover, and the cats come to eat it ... whose fault is it, the cats' or the uncovered meat's... The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred," he was quoted as saying, referring to the headdress worn by some Muslim women.

Well, first of all, we still blame the cat when she jumps on the counter and sniffs at the meat. But that might be missing the point of the controversy. Our favorite part is the more or less non-apology apology:

Sheik Taj Aldin al Hilali denied he was condoning rape when he made the comments in a sermon last month, and apologized to any women he had offended, saying they were free to dress as they wished.

Well that's nice of him, don't you think? "Sure, I think you're asking for rape - but if that's the look you're going for, by all means don't let little old Mr. Mufti stop you". This is like the time when he said that 9/11 was "God's work against the oppressors", and had to clarify later that he didn't support terrorism. So theoretically, if 9/11 had been perpetuated by a state actor, he would have been totally copasetic with it.

Here's the thing about the whole radical Islam view on women thing kids: they're not really "on the same page" as we are. They "hate women". To quote a show that juts about none of you will admit to watching but that we will gladly endorse through the fourth season, "They beat women, Nancy. They hate women. The only reason they keep... women alive is to make more... men."

Don't Worry Folks - It's Just Anti-Zionism

People who say that modern day Islamists are just like the Nazis are obviously mistaken...


... the Nazis didn't have nukes.

Is It Possible That CNN Is Just Making Things Up Now?

So the TV for our new studio came in, and of course we plugged it in and turned on CNN. That's about when the train started heading south. Has anyone else noticed that these people are more or less just making it up as they go along? Like really.

Within the first 5 minutes, they have some over-emoting, big-eyed pony-tailed douchebag on to talk about the genocide n Darfur. And we've got Ms. Overemotional McHandwringer throwing him the following softball: "well, why isn't anyone doing anything about this". We were kind of half-listening, but we just figured that he would say something like "well, it's kind of complicated. On one hand, China sells arms to the janjaweed and so doesn't want the UN to clamp down, while on the other hand the Bush Administration's maneuvering room for going it alone has been damaged by Iraq. Everyone's to blame for this mess." And the reason we expected him to say that is because it's, you know, true.

Except that's not what he says. Nope. Instead he chooses to say something that's not that.

He says: the Bush administration isn't intervening in the Sudanese genocide because it has deep connections to the Sudanese government. And how could the Bush administration possibly have ties to the Sudanese government, especially since the Administration labeled it a government complicit in genocide? Oh, no reason... just the War on Terror! Yeah, that was the claim - the Bush administration is super-cozy with the Sudanese government (hint: no they're not) because of the War on Terror. Wouldn't you know it, it's the War on Terror's fault that the Bush administration isn't stopping Arab militias from massacring non-Muslim African animists in Africa. That's obviously what it is. The genocide would be solved if only we could all get together and pretend that today is Sept 10, 2001 and that it's really sunny outside.

And of course this woman doing the interview, whoever she was, nods credulously and tsks her tongue at imaginary evil Republicans. And all this happened an hour before Lou Dobbs even went on the air - at which point we had to listen to how the government hasn't fixed everything in the country yet. Isn't Lou Dobbs supposed to be a fiscal conservative? What the hell is he doing complaining that the government isn't doing enough? Fiscal conservatives like gridlock, remember? It's when people in Congress actually get the gumption to do something that things start going horribly awry.

Terrorists Building Tunnels, Storerooms For War

If you're a terrorist who knows that most of the world will be mostly on your side no matter what you do, obviously this is exactly what you do:

Palestinian militants are constructing an "underground city" in the Gaza Strip to store weapons and attack Israeli forces in the future, army chief of staff Dan Halutz has been quoted as saying. "The Palestinians are continuing digging an underground city in the Gaza Strip," said Halutz, who appeared before the parliament's foreign affairs and defence committee on Tuesday. "They are constructing tunnels in the urban parts in order to confront our forces," a member of the committee quoted Halutz as saying.

Incidentally, "urban parts" means "under houses". Or, more descriptively, "under houses where if Israel tries to get to them the world will scream about human rights atrocities" And say what you will about the Gazan terrorists - one thing that they certainly do seem to understand is how the world would react.

Hey Gals, Check This Out - Bahraini Women's Rights Activist Dismantles Religious Zealots

The message MEMRI wants you to get from this video: "Islamic Clerics Authorizing Sexual Abuse of Children". By "children" they mean "infants" and, yeah, that's pretty bad. But you knew that already. The message that we want you to get from this video: apparently there is no place in the world that is immune from the stupid, stupid argumentative trope "they say they are right, and you say you are right [who's to judge]".


Real blogging to resume shortly.

Blogging Will Be Light To Nonexistent Today

Joking aside, we need to stay in school. The (J)Blog Roundup won't be up until at least this evening, and actually will probably be rolled into the Tuesday morning roundup. Sorry about that. In the meantime, here's some red meat for our core demo. It's the kind of heavy-handed and uncomplicated portrait of Israel that helps make the pro-Israel echo chamber the beautiful thing it is.


Of course, the difference between our echo-chamber and the other side's echo-chamber is that most of the stuff we constantly say to each other happens to be reasonable and true.

We Continue To Be Frustrated and Baffled By The World's Reaction To Iran

We know that we blogged this yesterday, but it is absolutely mind-boggling that this week Ahmadinejad literally threatened to attack Israel and any European nation that supports Israel and no one seems particularly put out:

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad warned Friday that Western countries and particularly Europe would be hurt by popular fury against their support of Israel. In a speech carried live by Iranian radio, Ahmadinejad told European countries, "People in the region blame you for any crime or invasion against any country and will take revenge on you." "You should know that the rage of people is boiling and is like an ocean that is welling up," he said. "Once its storm begins blowing, it will go beyond the borders of Lebanon and Palestine and it will hurt European countries."... "Hezbollah shattered the myth that Israel is undefeatable," he said. "Now Israel has no reason to exist."... Last year Ahmadinejad provoked international outrage when he said the Holocaust was a myth and repeated a slogan by the father of the 1979 Iranian revolution, Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, saying, "Israel should be wiped off the map." Ahmadinejad repeated his allegations about the Holocaust on Friday and said, "Even if we assume that six million Jews were killed in World War II, how come you don't sympathize for the other 54 million who were killed too? It is not even clear who counted those you sympathize for."

HELLO? IS ANYBODY HOME?

Lunatic. Nukes. Genocide. Do we have to draw you a goddamned picture?

The GOP's 'Pink Purge'

The LAT is in hyperventilating hysteria about a shadowy purge of gay Republicans ostensibly being planned by "powerful evangelical coservatives":

Some Christians, who are pivotal to the GOP's get-out-the-vote effort, are charging that gay Republican staffers in Congress may have thwarted their legislative agenda. There even are calls for what some have dubbed a "pink purge" of high-ranking gay Republicans on Capitol Hill and in the administration. The long-simmering tension in the GOP between gays and the religious right has erupted into open conflict at a sensitive time, just weeks before a midterm election that may cost Republicans control of Congress.

We'll take this as a reason to switch political allegiances when we see prominent Democrats coming out against the 1970 purge of lesbians conducted by the progressives who run NOW. What's that you say? That was over three decades ago and it's unfair to comapre the progressives of today with the GOP of today? Hey, if it's good enough for comparing rampaging Muslim mobs to the Catholic Crusades of a thousand years ago...

Shameless, Textbook Example of Anti-Israel Bias: The LA Times Reports on Hezbollah Cluster Bombs Fired At Israel

By now of course you know that Human Rights Watch has called out Hezbollah for firing cluster munitions at Israeli civilian targets (which is redundant, because those are the only targets that Hezbollah fired at). The way you know this is because Reuters published it in a screaming headline: HRW: Hezbollah hit Israel with cluster munitions. And now we're going to reproduce the LA Times wire on this in full, just so that you can get a feel for the levels of weasly bias:

Hezbollah Used Cluster Bombs, Group Asserts
From Times Wire Reports
October 20, 2006

A rights group reported for the first time that Hezbollah fighters fired cluster bombs at civilian areas in northern Israel during this summer's war, although the number of such strikes was a fraction of those Israel made on Lebanon with the same munitions.

Human Rights Watch said three Israeli civilians were injured in July when cluster munitions landed between three homes in the Galilee village of Maghar.

The New York-based group and the United Nations have accused Israel of firing as many as 4 million cluster bomblets into Lebanon.

Three short paragraphs about the report that Hezbollah fired cluster bombs into Israeli schools. The first one is about how Israel used cluster bombs and the third one is about how Israel used cluster bombs - because that's apparently what the LAT finds relevant in a wire that's about how "Hezbollah Used Cluster Bombs". It's almost like they knew they had to say something about it, so they put it in a headline (attributing the whole thing to an apparently anonymous "group" that "asserts" things) and then didn't bother to actually write anything about it at all.

Rumsfeld Inspired By God?

Hey, do you think that this story will get more or less play on lefty blogs than Ahmadinejad saying this morning that God is destroying Israel? Or Ahmadinejad saying earlier this week thatGod will guarantee an Iranian military victory? We think more, not less. Nice to know where they see a theocratic threat coming from:

The top US general defended the leadership of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, saying it is inspired by God. "He leads in a way that the good Lord tells him is best for our country," said Marine General Peter Pace, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Rumsfeld is "a man whose patriotism focus, energy, drive, is exceeded by no one else I know ... quite simply, he works harder than anybody else in our building," Pace said at a ceremony at the Southern Command (Southcom) in Miami.

And for the record, the official MR position is that this is obviously wrong and silly. Anyone who's anyone knows that it's God who gets his inspiration from Rummy.

Ahmadinejad Just Threatened To Wipe Out Israel, Attack the EU and the US

This man will soon have nukes:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Friday said that Israel no longer had any reason to exist and would soon disappear. "This regime, thanks to God, has lost the reason for its existence," he said. "Efforts to stabilize this fake (Israeli) regime, by the grace of God, have completely failed... You should believe that this regime is disappearing," continued the Iranian president. Ahmadinejad went on to call Israel's leaders a "group of terrorists" and threatened any country that supported the Jewish state. "You imposed a group of terrorists ... on the region," he said, addressing the US and its allies. "It is in your own interest to distance yourself from these criminals... This is an ultimatum. Don't complain tomorrow. "Nations will take revenge," he told a crowd of thousands gathered at a pro-Palestinian rally in the capital Teheran. Ahmadinejad then called the UN Security Council and its decisions "illegitimate."

France on Iran: stabilizing force in the region.

UPDATE: When people on the right insist that Israel is the front line in the West's battle against political Islam, they're called shrill and hysterical. But when Ahmadinejad announces the exact same thing while threatening to attack Europe - well, then it's a stabilizing force:

Ahmadinejad warned Europe it was stirring up hatred in the Middle East by supporting Israel and said it "may get hurt" if anger in the region boils over... "We have advised the Europeans that the Americans are far away, but you are the neighbors of the nations in this region. We inform you that the nations are like an ocean that is welling up, and if a storm begins, the dimensions will not stay limited to Palestine, and you may get hurt," he said.

Is anyone in any official capacity even pretending to be outraged any more? Or have we pretty much given up on that game?

Wherein We Try To Break MR With YouTube

It's no secret that the MR frontend is not exactly "stable". In fact, if you're reading this, you're probably not using IE since... er... we don't look too good in IE. So now let's see how many ways embedding a YouTube video can break the site. This is the clip of John Ashcroft's Daily Show appearance that got DovBear's panties in a bunch. The audience laughs at Ashcroft's joke, incidentally. Because it's funny.


If this works, goodbye "MR the not very controversial Middle East politics blog" and hello "fifteen clips a day of talking animals".

(J)Blog Rounup - 2006-10-20

Shabbat Shalom. It's Friday, so don't expect go expecting The Republic out of the morning (j)blog roundup . Not like you ever do, but you know...

* This chick needs to read this guy so we never have to lose another two minutes of our life figuring this out. PS - yes.

* :-(

* When we saw Pamela call Clinton a POS because of his "seperation of Church and State unless that church is a mosque" school guidelines, we started trying to figure out the acronym. President of... schools... of sacrilege... Then it was like one of those Chasing Amy moments: oooohhhh....

* Kesher Talks asks When is it treason? From what we've gleaned from the New York Times, the answer is: whenever a Nation-reading far left CIA desk monkey is outted by leaked information, but only until it becomes clear that the leaker was an opponent of the liberation of Iraq.

* AbbaGav reports that OJ Simpson got paid 3.5 million to write a book. We can't get any of you vultures to hip the tip jar in response to posts that would make Steinbeck weep, and a functionally illiterate murderer (allegedly) gets 3.5 million. Yet another miscarriage of justice associated with the name "Orenthal James Simpson".

* To be honest, we've read and reread this post from Israel Blog and still don't understand why it would have been a bad thing for CNN to film the ovens of Auschwitz in 1944. The Germans were hiding what they were doing - they were not proud of it. To this day their descendents remain outright ashamed of it. That's a fundamental distinction - and one with consequences for the nature of European and non-European society - that separates them from the jihadists who use the most sickening kinds of atrocities as positive propaganda. Which isn't to say that CNN isn't providing jihadists with free air-time - it's just to say that the comparison is not apt.

* LAist makes Gawker Media look like a GOPAC think tank. As South Park says, one-fourth of Americans are totally retarded.

* CAMERA points out that maybe Hamas should be spending a little less on satellite programs and a little more on food. How naive - if Hamas can explain to everyone over cable that they really, really, really want to kill Jews, maybe they'll get global legitimacy like Hezbollah. Think of this as an investment.

* Smooth Stone reports on Israeli doctors fighting AIDS in Ethiopia. Little does he know what Hezbollah TV will eventually no doubt report: that this is just a plot by Israeli doctors to give AIDS to people in Ethiopia. Because Jews are clever that way.

* Turns out, the French were just bragging about military power that they don't really have. Who knew?

* Rantings of a Sandmonkey is all over the case of an Egyptian thrown in jail for converting to Christianity.

* Ocean Guy with a post taking advantage of the easiest way to make it into the roundup short of drug and sex references: Democrats and Jews.

* When we read headlines yesterday about Bush comparing Iraq to Vietnam, we thought "wow - obviously he didn't say that - this is going to turn out exactly like the Guardian 'Wolfowitz: Iraq war was about oil' creative misinterpretation". Obviously, that's exactly what's going on. Seriously, how stupid do you have to be to think that the President of the United States just compared the war he is commanding to the only war in history that the US has lost? How totally, myopically, pathologically stupid do you have to be for that to be something that you could ever think could ever happen?

* The New York Times editorial page is like a caricature of the New York Times editorial page. How do you make Muslims less inclined to try to destroy Israel? Force Israel to weaken itself by appeasing Muslims. Brilliant!

* Jim Hoft on the complicity of the Sudanese government in the Darfur genocide (aka the human rights atrocity that Leftists can't march about because they're too busy accusing Israel of imagined war crimes).

* It's so rare that journalists take time to write about us.

* VP: Counterterrorism Officials Report Britain Has Become al-Qaeda's Top Target. Well that's hardly unexpected - there's nothing left for them to accomplish in France.

* EMI should respond to Yoko Ono's lawsuit with a tersely worded letter than includes the line "maybe we'd be more inclined to care about your worthless existence if you hadn't broken up the Beatles. PS - you're going to burn in hell for that, you know that, right?"

* Ewww.

* This blog post on Penguin Mints (delightful little mints that we called "dinner" in college) is the best blog post in the history of blogging. We've emailed the site to maybe three dozen old college friends in like the last ten minutes (ok, we don't have three dozen old college friends... but we maxed out).

If These Were Actually the Stakes in the Election, We Might Vote

The RNC should slap this on the back of a pamphlet and send it to every household in America. From the voice of today's Democratic Party, the Nation:

From Vermont to Illinois to California, voters this fall will be deciding the fate not just of candidates for Congress but of President Bush and Vice President Cheney. Communities that are home to more than 1 million Americans will have an opportunity to cast ballots on the question of whether Congress should begin impeachment proceedings against the president and vice president.

We hear they're going to use evidence from Loose Change and broaden the charges to include 9/11. That's not true, is it?

Is There A Word For It When People Try Too Hard To Be Offended?

Read the following exchange, between John Ashcroft and Jon Stewart:

Stewart: Let's make a bet. If the Cardinals win tonight, I'll give you a TDS tee-shirt. If the Met's win, I go to heaven.

Ashcroft: Well, my father was a preacher and he used to say he was in sales, not management... I'll tell you what. If the Mets win, you can move to St. Louis and you'll think you've gone to heaven.

Stewart jokes about how Ashcroft is a fundamentalist Christian who thinks that Stewart is going to hell for being Jewish and Ashcroft plays along and brags about how sweet St. Louis is. Straight-forward. Now is this (a) funny, (b) not funny or (c) comparable to the Nazi-like 1555 Papal ghettoization of Jews? Perhaps - and we're just spitballing here, but perhaps - liberal moral-outrage exhibitionist DovBear is reading a little more into the exchange than a more reasonable person would think is there. Perhaps.

And certainly, no matter what you say about the clip, it's still funnier than DovBear spelling Ashcroft "Asscroft". Memo to liberals: outside of the small circle of people you think are insightful and sophisticated (read: DKos comments section) you actually have to be witty to get people to laugh at your jokes. Just using school-yard taunts to make fun of the right people isn't enough.

WOW. Journalist Who Questioned Al-Dura Tape Found Guilty of Defamation In France

Yikes:

L’Express, a major French weekly had the decision up at it’s website within two hours, able to cite verbatim from a document that in principle cannot be released until signed by the court. The following fisking represents reflections on both l’Express and on the judges... The image of a Palestinian child felled by bullets, diffused by the French station France2 in 2000, and become the symbol of the Palestinian Intifada, cannot be considered a montage or a staged scene, the correctional tribunal of Paris judged. Against the advice of the floor [i.e., the Procureur] who recommended dropping the charges, the judges condemned Philippe Karsenty, the animator of the websit Media Ratings (www.M-R.fr) for “public defamation” of Charles Enderlin and France2. Philippe Karsenty is also condemned to pay one symbolic Euro of damages to each of the plaintiffs, as well as 3000 Euros of court costs. He announced to the journalists that he intended to appeal the process and promised that he will present the “proofs” of his claims would be up at his website in the coming days.

We don't have much to add to this over when's in the link, which goes to a Rich Landes fisking of the content of the decision. Augean Stables also has a massive press roundup. All we will say is that Pamela is overreacting to call this Dreyfus II but probably more or less right to declare that it's another indication that "France is finished". See the Mona Lisa now kids, before it's burned for immodesty.

Now We're Getting Philosophical: Israellycool, Interpretation, and Insults To Former Israeli Finance Minister, Defense Minister, Foreign Minister, and Prime Minister Shimon Peres

When people speak or write, they don't get to unilaterally declare what they mean. We're not Humpty Dumpty and words do not mean exactly what we want them to mean. We can decide more or less depending on circumstance, but our words are never entirely ours. It's an unfortunate byproduct of speaking and writing to someone else - they get to / have to do some work to figure out what you meant. Again, of course, they get to do so to greater or lesser degrees depending on the context of your conversation and how loaded your words are - so it's not that "anything goes" - but they definitely get to do so to some degree in every case. So for example, if we say "we like cartoons", that will more or less get interpreted the way we want: as an expression of our undying affection for drawn, talking animals. But if we say "Peres is an Oslo Traitor just like Rabin was an Oslo Traitor", that could mean something very specific to us - but because that phrase is loaded with so much historical baggage, we don't get to act all shocked and surprised when someone interprets that as a justification for murder. "I didn't mean it that way" is an excuse for people who weren't careful enough to anticipate the predictable consequences of their language. And at least in the West we don't absolve such people who neglect predictable consequences of their actions.

Now, this Peres thing. Aussie Dave from Israellycool poked fun at him Wednesday night, we took exception Thursday morning, he responded by Thursday afternoon, and we responded back. Now Dave has responded, both assuaging our ego on the matter of whether he likes us and calling us frazzled. Tsk. It appears that his claims are two-fold:

(1) Peres is an ego-maniac who places his own ego above "all else", including the security of the State of Israel ("I do not doubt that Peres has Israel's interests at heart, or that he believes his way is the correct way. I just happen to believe that he thirsts for international recognition, and acknowledgement of his achievements. And this thirst supersedes all else.")

(2) Peres was being ego-maniacal when he was speaking to the press about being an Israeli who has the credibility because of his Noble Prize to go overseas and address the world's leaders ("I therefore posit that my interpretation of Peres' reaction is a valid one. No less valid than Omri's (who is relying on the middle section highlighted in blue)."

(3) While many people do not like Peres because they think he is a traitor, Dave doesn't like Peres because he is an ego-maniac ("Omri is correct that many people do not like Peres for this reason alone, but couldn't be more wrong in accusing me of having a pretext. My conclusions about Peres' motivations are not based on what I consider to be his misguided decisions... I just happen to believe that he thirsts for international recognition")

(4) It's appropriate to mock Peres on Israellycool because Israellycool mocks ego-maniacs without consideration of their politics ("I have poked fun at other egotists who share many of my beliefs (see my posts on Shmuely Boteach if you don't believe me). Anyone is fair game on Israellycool. I am an equal opportunity offender.")

There's also a sub-debate about tone and respect going on, although to be honest we don't understand what the debate is since our point was that the phrase "we like..." was used genuinely when we said it and for comedic effect when Dave said it, and Dave writes "Actually, I do like Omri... Granted, I repeated his turn of phrase for comedic effect". But we've spoken to our therapist and we're over the slight now. On to the issue of whether center-right bloggers get to make fun of Peres in the way they want to, without thinking of the fact that mocking Peres means very specific things in the political community that they participate it.

Claim (1) - that Peres places his own ego above the security of the State of Israel - is a slander. It's a slander that we can't prove or disprove - we think there's a line somewhere in Judaism about who's the only person who gets to know what's in people's hearts, and we're reluctant to tread on that guy's toes - but it's a slander nonetheless. Claim (2) is equally undecidable - although we think that purely from a logical standpoint, it's much easier to make the claim that the Israeli press was wrong when they were bemoaning to Peres how no Israeli leader is welcome in Europe than when Peres snapped back that his Nobel Prize opens any door in any European capital. But since motivations can't really be proven or denied - and more so, since they don't really matter to this debate - we'll bracket them and ask about what's really at stake here: it's not "why would someone [Dave] pick on Peres". It's "what's going on when center-right bloggers and readers take cheap shots at Peres".

Yes, in theory, claim (4) - Dave's equal opportunity claim - is true. Dave could have slammed anyone else for being egotistical. But he didn't. And that matters. Let's put it another way. When tens of thousands of people march in the streets protesting Israeli checkpoints, we don't object to their actions because Israeli checkpoints don't exist. Israeli checkpoints do exist. We object because we find it suspicious that, given that there are checkpoints all over the world, tens of thousands of human rights activists would choose to focus on Israeli checkpoints. When someone takes yet another predictable cheap shot at Peres's "self-aggrandisement", we don't object to the low blow because Peres is modest. We object because we find is suspicious that, given that we're talking about Israeli politicians here, a center-right pro-Israel blogger would choose to focus on Peres's "self-aggrandisement". Did Bibi, Barak, Ya'alon, Livini, and Peretz all fail to pay their cell phone bills this month? Have they disappeared from the face of the Earth? You'd think we would have heard something.

And that, of course, brings us to the critical statis point: Dave's third claim, that his motives about taking pot shots at Peres are one thing while what "many people" (who happen to be quite rightly admiring readers of his) think is another. No doubt Dave himself has very particular motivations for writing about Peres that are different from what the vast majority of people in our political community think when they hear attacks on Peres's motives. But Dave is not writing for Dave. Israellycool is not Dave's diary. Dave is writing for the considerable number of people who read his blog. And we've checked our hit logs - it is indeed a considerable number.

So here's the crux of the debate:

Omri, you have set up a strawman. Peres can be a patriot and an egomaniac. They are not mutually exclusive. Again, he is not a one-dimensional comic book character. But in my humble opinion, he has an ego the size of Mars... Omri, you are assuming so much, and we all know what happens when you assume. I am not taking anti-Peres potshots due to membership in some political community. I have poked fun at other egotists who share many of my beliefs (see my posts on Shmuely Boteach if you don't believe me). Anyone is fair game on Israellycool. I am an equal opportunity offender.

With due respect, that's not how the world works. It's not just that in theory, if Bibi, Barak, Ya'alon, Livni, or Peretz made the same kinds of statements Dave would have called them out for it. It's that everyone knows that Israeli politicians are self-aggrandizing ego-maniacs - what is going on when someone takes the time to point that out about a specific politician. And not just any politician, but a politician whose efforts on Israel's behalf have been denigrated on account of his ego. And not just denigrated, but denigrated at times to such an extent that it crossed the line into open incitement ('Peres is endangering the State of Israel because of his own ego - he must be stopped'). Speakers and writers don't just get to pick up tropes and figures that have long and meaningful histories and claim them as their own. In the extreme, stupid multiculturalist case, that happens when someone says something that's objectively offensive about, let's say, Chicano power. Then someone says "that's insulting to whites" and they respond with "well that's not the way I meant it". The proper response is "well you don't get to decide what things mean all on your own".

And what's more, Dave knows that that's true. Literally the next paragraph after he writes "I am not taking anti-Peres potshots due to membership in some political community" - literally the next one, not an inch down - he writes:

By the way, my view of Peres' egotism is shared by a not insignificant amount of people... Unless Omri is suggesting that all of these critics are members of a much less sophisticated and indefensible political community

Which is, of course, precisely our point. When people with lots of readers make choices about whether write about certain things, they're not just throwing words into the air. Some people's blogs are vanity projects. Israellycool is a recognized voice and agenda-setter in the small community of people that we call bloggers and blog readers. Which is why having them devote half of their Wednesday posts to mocking Peres matters. For most people on the rich (not Dave), mocking Peres for his ego provides the same cheap thrill that DKos denizens get whenever someone makes a crack about how Bushitler is stupid [insert obligatory reference to people who live in their parents' basement mocking Yale MBAs here]. The problem is that building a political community on that foundation guarantees that it will collapse later. Snarky cheap shots at Peres set us off because they're in a very real way pathological - they fulfill a certain community-building function, where everyone uses jokes to confirm that everyone is on the same page. It's glib ideological back-patting as a substitute for reasoned argument and news gathering, and the consequence is that communities become insular and unthinking. They end up oscillating between being very sarcastic about something everyone agrees on and expressing what everyone agrees about with more vehemence. It's like a giant, extrapolated version of the New York Times letters section, where instead of making arguments people just repeat their ideologically derived conclusions as if they were arguments.

So really, this is more just a request that people stop making bad arguments about Peres. In the first place, those arguments are untrue - he doesn't care more about power than about Israel, otherwise he wouldn't stick to his (perhaps wrongheaded) beliefs about how to achieve peace. And while we're at it, we've been having this debate on the blogosphere for a couple of years and we still haven't heard a compelling answer to the assertion that Sharon would not have been able to win Intifada II during 2001-2003 without Peres's tireless work going from European capital to European capital and assuring leaders that he was looking out for the humanitarian situation (we know, we know - who cares what if the goyim will ban Israelis from Europe? Answer: the 90percent of Israeli Jews with passports). Taking pot shots at Peres in center-right pro-Israel forums is not done in a vacuum: it's historically unjustified and politically corrosive, and people ought not do it.

UPDATE: Quick reaction to Dave's comments section from the last post: (1) "Aussie humor is too coarse for Omri" -- Chrisse. Oh please. (2) "Dave is shamefully attacking Peres" -- Anon. Kind of, but not really. Dave was mocking Peres, albeit a little heavyhandedly. It's just that mockery of Peres in the political community that tends to read and respond to him is understood as an attack on Peres - just like us mocking Barak for sounding like an uneducated baffon for not being able to pronounce his 'r's on CNN is different than when an anti-Semitic Muslim cleric on the UC Irvine campus says the exact same thing to a room full of smirking radical Muslim students. Who says something and who it's being said to matter for what it means.

Oh God. Not the Peres Is a Traitor Debate Again.

We are getting a touch roughed up in the Israellycool comment section. This is in response to our very reasonable point about how Aussie Dave may have been trying a little too hard to paint Shimon Peres as more of an effete Europhile than an Israeli patriot. Dave says he likes us (although to be frank, we think we sounded a touch more sincere in our admiration for him), but we're not sure that he's being entirely forthcoming about what he said when he wrote "'Do I not have international recognition?' - Vice Premier Shimon Peres, showing what truly motivates him." Because it sounded to us like he was taking the very typical cheap shot at Peres for being more motivated by a desire for international recognition than about Israeli security. Who knows, maybe we read too much into it.

The better question is, if we're right that it was the press that deserved to be mocked for their rabid inability to understand reality, rather than Peres for anything - then why take the cheap shot at Peres? If it's true (as we assert) that what was objectively at stake was media hand-wringing about how no Israeli can go to Europe - and Peres slapped them down because he can quite easily go to Europe - then why choose to criticize Peres rather than the press? We think it's because there's a lot of people who don't like Peres on the right. And more so, we think that a lot of them are far less careful than Dave about the pretexts they give for not liking Peres. Not to spoil the ending, but we think it has a lot to do with what the second commenter said - that Peres is not on Israel's side, and the proof of that was that he compromised Israel's security.

And so now we have to go through this again. Check this out: Shimon Peres is a patriot. One of the great Israeli patriots. It'd be much easier for everybody if he wasn't. It would be great if there weren't really fundamental disagreements between really passionate and really smart people about how to deal with the genocidal threats that Israel is facing. Unfortunately, that's not the case. There are opinions by great Israeli leaders from all over the map - are they all too blind by their love for all things European to care about Israel? For instance, other patriots who disagree with what is now the Israeli right: Abba Eban, Yitzak Rabin, and Arik Sharon. Again, anyone is free to say that any those people are either (a) traitors, (b) idiots, or (c) both. But if that's going to be the argument let's be explicit about it shall we? Shimon Peres founded the Israeli air force - traitor and idiot. Abba Eban bought Israel the last two days of the Six Day War - traitor and idiot. Yitzak Rabin announced the unification of Israel's eternal capital from Mt. Scopus - traitor and idiot. Arik Sharon was Arik Melech Israel - traitor and idiot. People really want to defend that?

And as far as specifics about Peres go, frankly this argument is getting a little old. During the first few years of Intifada II there was no significant international pressure from Europe brought to bear on the Sharon government. Now one of three things was going on: (a) the Europeans liked Sharon, (b) the Europeans agreed with Sharon, or (c) Shimon Peres was flying from capital to capital, using his credibility to assure European leaders that the Palestinian plight was being taken into account. Again, any Peres-basher is free to defend any of those options as the historically true one, but let's be explicit about the version of the world that's being defended.

And again - it'd be really convenient if everyone on the anti-Oslo side was good and wholesome and everyone on the pro-Oslo side was too enamored by European cocktail parties to think of Israel's security. But the world is not here for anyone's convenience, nor does it deign to untangle itself so that people don't have to deal with really tough questions. Does Shimon Peres love Israel more than he loves Europe? Next week: Natan Sharansky - Zionist or closet Soviet hack? Come on. Of course Shimon Peres loves Israel more than he loves Europe. Of course he does. Anyone who says or implies otherwise has defamed one of the greatest Israeli leaders of all time. And in the process, they have committed themselves to a rather narrow version of Israeli patriotism - one which has the unfortunate side-effect of excluding most of the people that are regarded by history as Israeli patriots. Opps.

What we are not saying: we are not saying that Aussie Dave thinks the Peres (or Eban or Rabin or Sharon) is a traitor.

What we are saying: we are saying that the habit of taking anti-Peres potshots among careful rightists participated in a much less sophisticated - and frankly indefensible - political community. That political community goes all the way from people like Aussie Dave on one side through the people who say that Peres isn't on Israel's side because he compromised Israel's security all the way to the people who use phrases like "the traitors of Oslo". Do the people on the careful side of the spectrum condone what the lunatics on the other side of the spectrum are saying? Usually not. Are they providing support and succor to those lunatics by needlessly (and, let's be honest, a little smugly and snarkily) taking potshots at a great Israeli hero? Undeniably.

UPDATE: In other news, it turns out that we've been going about trying to drive up traffic all wrong. Forget nuanced analysis and good writing (not that we're imputing either of those to this blog - don't be silly - but go along for the sake of argument). The way to do this is easy - there's a list of blogs ranked by links and traffic. Piss off someone on one of those blogs. Done and done.

Egyptian Women's Magazines Are Ironic

We're 95percent sure that the editor of Rantings of a Sandmonkey thinks we're just way too right-wing to be included within the spectrum of reasonable debate. Which is really not good for us, since our read of him is that - with a couple of anti-Israeli quirks - he is pretty much where the center ought to be. He's probably even right of center by Western standards. It's not even that he has any particular viewpoint that puts him in the center, although it works out that way - it's just that he just seems to really, really hate stupid arguments and stupid people. Especially stupid arguments made by stupid people to justify religious violence, which he calls out as such. If the Washington Post is the center-left (which it is) and they gave Hamas arch-terrorist and genocidal maniac Haniyeh a column to present 'his side' of the Jews are responsible for the world's wars debate (which they did) then not accepting obvious terrorist lies is about all you need to be center-right these days.

Anyway, we stole this picture from his blog a while back and haven't gotten around to posting it:


Please rank in order of irony. Best contribution gets a cookie, courtesy of MR. We have to make the Amazon Prime membership pay itself off by the end of the year:

* Your Guide to a Healthier You - This one's actually just kind of depressing. The current government does seem to be trying though, although obviously if the Muslim Brotherhood takes over doctors who don't think that women are inherently filthy are going to suffer the same kind of forced unemployment that they did in Afghanistan.

- Great Female Role Models Prophet Mohamed's Companions - This hyperlink goes to an article called Banish Them to Their Beds and Scourge Them: Muhammad’s Low Opinion of Women.

* Fashion Picks - There's a controversy raging in Egypt literally as you read this. The government tried to ban women from wearing face-covering veils inside the Cairo University dorms. The result was massive riots over a woman's right to cover herself in degrading garb. It's not hard to guess what direction this is going: Egypt just reversed its own ban on women wearing veils on satellite TV. They want to bring television more in line with increasing religious fundamentalism

* Red Alert: Your Feminine Queries Answered - For when Egyptian girls have that not so fresh feeling. "Red Alert" euphemisms for "Feminine Queries" is obviously meant to be intentionally ironic and funny. Right?

* Islam The Liberator of Women - Oh come on.

Please Don't Make Bad Arguments (Homeschooling Is Good For Your Brain Edition)

We'll admit in advance that there's no good reason for us to be publishing this post. It's not a core area of interest to most of our readers, it's a random attack on a technical political ally over something that is insignificant. A bone that ought not be picked, because there's no important issue at stake. But we kind of have a distaste for home-schooling to begin with - education is communal and education has always been communal. Non-communal education is not education. It's fact memorization (a skill that is decreasingly important in a world of functionally unlimited digital storage, coupled with advanced search algorithms). And besides - it's 4:55 in the morning, we're taking a break from writing, and this email we just got is just an untrue argument. Townhall.com (among others, Hugh Hewitt's organization) puts out an update every morning where one of their radio guys gives a couple paragraph synopsis of some issue of concern. This morning was David Aikman's turn, and in a discussion of German efforts against homeschooling he wrote:

I happen to teach in a college in Virginia, Patrick Henry College, where most of the students have been homeschooled through high-school. Their SAT scores compare with Ivy League colleges. If the college were in Germany, however, all of their parents would be subject to arrest.

Not sure how to break this to everyone, but... no. All we've got are some back of the napkin calculations, but no. Statistically, demonstrably no.
The average SAT score at PHC for the 2004 freshman class was 1307. It's tough to get specific figures on what their current numbers are (because unlike many other schools, they're not listed on Princeton Review's site). But they seem to hover historically between 1260 and 1315. Now each portion of the SAT section is centered around 500 with a standard deviation of 100. As of 2005 there are three SAT sections, but we couldn't find post-2004 PHC scores in the three minutes we searched. But since college entrance boards basically ignore the new writing section (which ETS only added it so that annoying Education MAs would leave them alone), that doesn't really affect comparisons. And speaking of comparisons, even if we low-ball it, the average Ivy League SAT score looks like it hovers just about 1450. That would be more or less a full standard deviation for each section. Or, as the kids like to call it, "a lot".

Now Aikman might be saying that only PHC's homeschooled kids rival the average Ivy League student, and that the rest of the school is not up to snuff. That's actually what the grammatically correct reading of that sentence says - but we don't think that's what he means. Because if it was, then the inverse of what's happening with their 1600s holds: they're accepting some really dumb kids who are from high schools and are dragging everyone else way down. Why do they have to be really dumb? Because the majority of the kids at PHC are homeschooled (a fact you find all over their webpage). So you need to get a population where the average of the majority of the kids is Ivy-level but the average of all the kids is roughly one standard deviation below Ivy-level. In other words, they're accepting coma patients - not good for a school's reputation.

Anyway, again, this post is more just out of peevishness than anything else. But come on. A lot of things are defensible. But the idea that the average mom and dad can teach a broad array of subjects better than the average teacher is just silly. You know why? Because the average mom and dad were also taught by the average teacher - except the average teacher has at least been teaching the same thing for a couple decades. Maybe there are good reasons to home-school kids. Average SAT scores are obviously not among them.

(J)Blog Roundup - 2006-10-19

You know what we like about the UN? Nothing.

* Richard Landes is blogging his own TNR article about the Al Durah maybe-death maybe-not-so-much-death scandal. That's totally meta.

* If anyone wants to see Anne Lieberman get all gooey and maternal, now's about the ideal time. Icky.

* Michelle Malkin's adjective "unhinged" is among the best of the various attempts to isolate and encapsulate the psychological tangle of pretense and resentment that is the Ugly Left. Jim Hoft has a roundup of leftist MSM coverage, including a quote from Newt Gingrich that is quite to the point on this.

* Is Daled Amos right? Is Jimmy Carter really about to publish a book accusing Israel of apartheid? Looks like it. The similarity is clear - just think of all those independent states with border rights, tax privileges, and representation that South Africa offered its black population.

* We like Israellycool, but this is just unfair. Peres was mocking the press's wailing about how no one in Israel had the international credibility to be President by pointing out that - more or less - they were idiots because he has massive credibility. That doesn't mean that gaining international credibility is his goal. It means that, to the extent that helping Israel is his goal, he thinks that it's important that Israelis know they have someone on their side who is welcome in the halls of European power.

* Thousands of Mac geeks crushed to death every year? What can we do to help?

* Is it wrong to hope for an unconventional attack on a US stadium this weekend so we have an excuse for why we didn't finish our papers? You're sure? No wiggle room on this? Sigh.

* France believes that Iran is a force of stability in the Middle East. Israel Matsav is passing on a YNet report (read: not totally not credible) saying that there's proof that Iran paid Hamas fifty million dollars not to release Shalit. You may draw your own conclusions about whether France is stupid or mendacious, but we urge you not to exclude the possibility that it could be both.

* President Bush has thrown his weight behind Secretary Rice's insistence that Israel negotiate about and give broad concessions regarding land under Israeli military occupation. Wow, we guess we'll have to apologize to all those people who said we were crazy to say that international pressure on Israel to evacuate from Gaza was inevitable in even the best circumstances, and that said pressure would be broader than the specific issues of land. Or at least, someone in that debate has to admit they were wrong.

* Ahh, basic logic. An old foe for many on the international Left. Memo to Gorbachev: a wall built by country A to keep people inside country A is fundamentally different than a wall built by country B to keep people from country A out. They're differnet letters and everything

* Terror attempts against Israeli civilians continue almost without pause.

* Israel Matsav joins the chorus of jbloggers rounded up yesterday who think that a full-scale invasion of Gaza in imminent. When it happens, the NYT spin will be that Olmert is trying to regain domestic support after the 'disastrous war in Lebanon, which saw his poll numbers drop to the lowest levels in recent Israeli history'. Are we're not joking about that being the headline - we bet that within 24 hours of an invasion, we'll be able to find 5 distinct articles using that phrase or something almost exactly identical to it.

The Widespread Duplicity of Arab Intellectualism

Last September, Iraqi born poet and pan-Arab cosmopolitan Khalid al-Maaly published an article on Arab intellectualism in the Berliner Zeitung. Conclusion: not so much with the moral authority thing. Now that article has been translated and posted on Sign and Sight, a English-language German site:

During the 1980s, a friend of mine – a left-wing, secular-minded Syrian writer living in Paris at that time – surprised me by his open admiration for the newly organised Hizbullah... His joy over the 9/11 attacks, as well as his admiration for Osama bin Laden and his "blow at the heart of America," fit the rest of his political development only too well. He constantly sought justifications for Islamist acts of violence...

Unfortunately, this brief biographical sketch might all too easily be extended to a large proportion of Arab intellectuals. Many of them are characterised by a carefully masked double standard. In their home countries they present themselves as guardians of traditional Arab values, but when writing in other languages for foreign audiences they express very different, more cosmopolitan views. The Arab intellectual behaves like a despotic father. No internal family matter may be exposed to the outside world; regardless of what the reality may be, a façade of unbroken unity must be maintained... Many Arab writers and publishers regard themselves as secular, enlightened and critical – in other words, as intellectuals who stand up for freedom of speech and, of course, for human rights. Two months after the 9/11 attacks, during an Arab book fair, a rumour suddenly made the rounds that an aircraft had crashed into a high-rise building in Italy... Numerous publishers and editors shouted Allahu akbar... these intellectuals are welcome guests at conferences on Euro-Arab dialogue. But I wonder about the value of such events, when some participants lack all credibility and the emphasis is on mere politeness and flattery.

As long as much of the Arab world is mired in what is increasingly recognized as deep social pathologies (warped by seething resentment and trapped by perverse conspiracy theories), it seems increasingly likely that dialogue can provide only a cocoon of false security for the West and proof of irreconcilable differences for the Arab and Muslim world. What's needed is not dialogue but critique: there is a large swatch of the Arab and Muslim world that is violent and sexist and racist and homophobic and anti-Semitic in degrees and kinds that simply do not exist in the West. Someone needs to tell them that, not in the form of multiculturalist dialogue ('you tell me how you see it and I'll tell you how I see it') but as an insistence on that being the truth of the matter. (h/t: MR reader Tom)

Only Muslim Extremists Are Allowed To Start Wars and Commit Massacres During Ramadan

It is not uncommon to hear demands from the Muslim world that extreme deference be given to their religious sensibilities. More than one commentator has suggested that many of these demands are designed simply to use Islam as a club to constrain Westerners' actions (rather than, say, any genuine religious objection). The "no violence during Ramadan" thing definitely falls into the category of "things that Muslims make up to try to get the West to change its behavior, just on the principle that the West should change its behavior to avoid faux Muslim outrage". Everyone remember the howls of outrage when America had the nerve to attack Afghanistan during Ramadan? Good. Everyone remember how the MSM immediately pointed out that this reasoning must be specious because Syria and Egypt had no problem launching the Yom Kippur War during Ramadan? No? Weird. Anyway, Pamela on using Ramadan as an opportunity to attack America:

Another Pakistani journalist is reporting receiving another threat – this one from a senior Taliban leader – warning all Muslims to leave the U.S. in anticipation of a major terrorist attack before the end of Ramadan.

Even more outrageously, VP has a report an Al-Qaeda linked group murdering government guards while they prayed:

Twelve terrorists affiliated with the Salafist Group for Preaching and Combat (GSPC), which has links to al-Qaeda, killed eight Algerian municipal guards on Sunday as they took time out of their work day for prayer. It was the worst attack on government security forces since the expiration of an amnesty offer which gave immunity to any rebel who surrendered, provided they have not committed massacres, rape or bombings of public places.

In Israel in 1994, a lone lunatic opened fire on worshipers in a Hebron mosque and committed mass murder. The response was a half's year of international outcry, the deployment of international monitors, and anti-Israel journalism up through this morning. Now this happens in Algeria - think people will still be talking about it over a decade from now?

Sometimes, Islam Might Be the Enemy. Many Times It's Not. This Is A Question That Should Be Debated, Not Dismissed.

When suspiciously absolutist moral preaching attacks::

Or at least the Right Blogosphere. I can’t tell you how many posts I’ve read recently whose general message is that "Islam is the enemy". This includes bloggers that I’ve respected and even some I’ve got on my blogroll... And even more improbably they sometimes include statements like "I have nothing against Muslims" or words to that effect. This is a violation of reason, logic, charity, sanity, and strategy. Let me tell you what the meaning of "is" is. If all members of class A are also members of class B and all members of class B are also members of class A then class A is class B. Further, all elements that are members of class A are each, severally, members of class A. That is the meaning of membership. I don't care how many circumlocutions or false analogies you resort to or how much specious reasoning you present or how many paranoid assertions you make if "Islam is the enemy" then all Muslims are enemies and that’s that.

Not to go too inside-baseball, but this is why Wittgenstein eventually abandoned analytical philosophy - because it's very bad at describing what words mean. When people say "Islam is the enemy", they don't mean that all people who are Islamic are enemies. You could disingenuously use convoluted set theory to demonstrate that they COULD have meant that, but that's not what they meant. Rather, the question is the way in which the religion itself has gotten 'so deep' that it now itself has become a force driving people who are doing some quite nasty things. Contra the polemic, there are certainly some ways in which the cluster of concepts around "Islam is the enemy" is justifiable: the notion that a culture based on radical submission can ever be sustainable, the notion that a religion grounded in a transcendental deity can ever be moderated, etc etc. There are plenty of Muslims who live a day to day life that's not particularly grounded in the precepts of Islam, in the same way that there are plenty of Jews who live a day to day life that's not particularly grounded in the precepts of Judaism. It's simply inconsistent to demand logical argument while dismissing out of hand anyone who questions the tenability of a moderate yet theologically robust interpretation of Islam.

The symptom for what's going on - an overly conclusive homilies to tolerance as a screen for ignoring genuine problems with Islamist ideology - is in the last sentence:

A soldier does not fight because he hates what is in front of him but because he loves what is behind him.

Oh really?

War is a bloody, killing business. You've got to spill their blood, or they will spill yours! Rip them up the belly. Shoot them in the guts. When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe the dirt off your face and realize that instead of dirt it's the blood and guts of what once was your best friend beside you, you'll know what to do!

That would be from one of the greatest speeches ever given to soldiers in the history of the universe.

Wesley Clark: US Shouldn't Support Israel When Israel Defends Itself Against Acts of War

Vital Perspective is on a tear about recent statements made by Wesley Clark, that paragon of what passes for centrist military credibility in today's Democratic party:

Thanks to an alert reader, we'd like to direct your attention to a speech that Retired U.S. Army Gen. Wesley Clark delivered at The University of Alabama on Friday. The former presidential candidate and current military analyst for Fox News had this to say about U.S. foreign policy and the Israeli war with Hezbollah: "There's a lot of demonstrations out there against the American government and its policies. We've made some serious, serious mistakes, the latest being - it's hard to pick the latest - but one of them, recently, was the one where we sided with the Israelis in that air campaign in Lebanon. And instead of stopping the bombing, we were cheerleading it. It hurt Israel, it hurt Lebanon, and it hurt us. It helped Iran."

This is some scary rhetoric that holds the possibility of serious implications for the U.S.-Israel relationship. We research his statements and found an August 1 interview where Clark said, "We don’t believe in reckless bombing. We believe in humanitarian assistance. We believe in ending quarrels by the peaceful settlement of disputes and we believe in the use of war only as a last resort." The two statements square up pretty well, so this wasn't an instance where Clark somehow 'misspoke'... So here's a lesson in foreign policy and the war on terror for Clark... you don't leave a friend like that standing alone when they are fighting against a terror organization that has killed more Americans than any group other than al-Qaeda, and you recognize that Israel could have attacked the government of Lebanon, but chose to restrain itself to a limited campaign against the terrorists.

There's more in the original article. You should also check out the other VP article from yesterday, about how Olmert requested direct peace talks with Lebanon. Lebanese Prime Minister Fuad Siniora huffily rejected the offer and said that Lebanon will be the last country to make peace with Israel. Presumably, Wesley Clark blames Israel's oh-so-unjustifiable air campaign for that too - even though that's been Lebanon's position for several decades. And even though the airport campaign was in response to an act of war perpetuated against Israel by an agent of the Lebanese government (oh, we're sorry - by the 'armed wing' of a party that has nothing to do with the Lebanese government, except they have seats in the Lebanese cabinet and so actually are in the Lebanese government - they're not even an opposition party).

We don't want to say that Clark's sudden and almost incoherent attack on Israel is a result of the massive injection of Soros money that he just got. Actually, we kind of do believe that - but only because the argument for Israel's culpability in Lebanon II is just so bad.

(J)Blog Roundup - 2006-10-18

We're thinking of writing a children's story that puts Mere Rhetoric posts in perspective. It's not going well. We get as far as "Jill lived in Europe. Then radical Muslims took over, and she was never let out of her house again. When she grew up and managed to escape the suffocating four walls for an hour, she got too close to a man in a mall and was stoned to death". We ran it through some focus groups, and the results were less than positive.

Good morning, and here's your roundup.

* Not a blog link, but most blogs will be talking in one way or another abouts the beating of Bangladeshi peace activist Salah Choudhury. Choudhury, remember, is facing death for daring to try to go to a peace conference in israel. Yesterday he was savagely beaten by a Bangladeshi mob, and it looks like officials from the country's ruling party actually participated.

* Paris is a quagmire! No, seriously!

My friend Blueslord from Actual Jihad has translated an article from the French paper Le Figaro which indicates that this year police casualties will reach 15% of the total police force: "Violent acts are rising in an exponential proportion", says a speaker from the Police. "If this tendency continues, we will have 15% of the policemen hurt in a year". That means French police are suffering a higher number of casualties than are American armed forces in Iraq. The total number of casualties in Iraq per year is approximately 6,800, which represents about 4.5% of total American forces. The casualty rate for the French police force will be over 3 times higher than that of the American military forces in Iraq. That is a stunning statistic.

MR suggests another round of interfaith dialogue to patch things up!

* Tel-Chai Nation on Hamas's high tech arsenal. This might have a lot to do with the story that Astute Bloggers is sniffing around this morning, about an impending Israeli invasion of Gaza. When that invasion happens - and sooner or later it will - you should have bookmarked all the news of Hamas's arms buildup - a buildup that can only be directed at Israelis, in violation of every treaty signed by every country in the region. Not that those bookmarks will help convince anyone, but at least it'll take you less time to get outraged about the New York Times and LA Times coverage.

* Lynn fisks the Pittsburgh Post Gazette for writing articles based on the way that the PPG wishes Mid-East history was, rather than on the way it actually was.

* Jim Hoft has what Michelle Malkin will be talking about today - another outrage from the Ugly Left: Democratic Rep Steyn Hoyer lashed out at black Republican Senate candidate Michael Steele, accusing him of acting "slavish". More descriptions of the abhorent racist attacks that Steele has faced are listed on the site. Now everyone play "what if a Republican did it?" Except, of course, the Republican right is nowhere near as ugly and petulant and resentful as the grassroots Left, so it's tough to imagine. But try - just imagine a particularly outraged New York Tiems editorial page.

* Seriously?

* Spielberg's apartment shopping in Tel Aviv. Honestly, we tried to work in a Munich joke here but just couldn't make it work ("he has to have an equal number of houses in LA and Israel...?" Eh. Long morning. Sorry).

* Smooth Stone marks twenty years since Ronnie Arad was captured.

* Soccer Dad with typically exemplary liberal Jewish reasoning.

* We love the smell of anti-Israel conspiracy theories in the morning.

* Sol on the Grand Mufti's support for suicide bombings. That would be the Grand Mufti that Israel allows to live in Jerusalem, run Muslim affairs, and preach hate. We wanted to talk about a double-standard here, but it's not like the same thing isn't happening on a daily basis in London, Paris, Berlin, etc etc.

* Jewlicious with another reason to hate people on MySpace. As if you needed one.

* KT on the devestating rejoinder the Left's morally inexcusable martyrdom of Rachel Corrie.

* Ahmadinejad says that God has assured him that an Iranian victory is guaranteed. And we bet you didn't even know that Allah was back in the plutonium enrichment business.

* We're beginning to suspect that not all Reuters stringers are entirely neutral when it comes to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. In fact, it seems far more likely that they're producers and vehicles for blatant and intention propaganda.

* Anne has photoshop bait if anyone wants to take a crack at it.

* Daled Amos on Powerline on CAIR. Anne on Powerline on CAIR. Why don't we just link to Powerline directly you ask? What part of "Jewish conspiracy" don't you understand?

* Link to Powerline.

* Khamenei showed up to Friday prayers packing an AK. Probably just practicing for the day when he, too, will get to address the UN General Assembly.

* Good on Scott Adams for openly mocking the miserable excuse for human thought that is TSA security. Ditto for Tim Leffel at his Cheapest Destinations blog (h/t for the Dilbert blog link: Stan)

* Daled Amos is rounding up reviews of Kosher restaurants. Here's our contribution: "the steak sucked because it had all the blood drained out of it". The beauty is that you can use it for every Kosher restaurant on the planet. Speaking of Daled Amos: uhh... what?

* In unrelated news, the Consumerist has an article entitled Spammer Mad That People Call Him A Spammer. This is of no relevance to either us or you, except as a setup to the punchline: hmmm, maybe he should spam a few churches just to show that he's not a spammer - at the very least, that'll get the international press on his side

* It seems that the rotten thinking and reasoning that marks Middle East diplomacy is seeping into all of the political and cultural spheres that we live in. Apple just got caught shipping virus-infected iPods out of their factory, and their response was to blame Microsoft for not making Windows "more hardy". It's like these people are getting their arguments from Al Jazeera. (h/t for the iPod link: MR reader Esther).

* Seriously, if this Web 2.0 atrocity succeeds, we're quitting show business. The only thing it's good for is Santa Monica related drinking games: 1 shot for every Whole Foods missed connection, 2 shots for every dog walking incident, and finish your beer for anything involving Starbucks and strollers.

Memo To Mexico: UN Doesn't Have the Authority To Tell the US What To Do On Its Own Territory. At Least Not Yet.

Serious question: by what right does one country demand that another country not do whatever the hell it wants on its own territory, provided that there is not a violation of human rights, treaties, or international security:

Mexico's foreign secretary said Monday the country may take a dispute over U.S. plans to build a fence on the Mexican border to the United Nations. Luis Ernesto Derbez told reporters in Paris, his first stop on a European tour, that a legal investigation was under way to determine whether Mexico has a case. The Mexican government last week sent a diplomatic note to Washington criticizing the plan for 700 miles of new fencing along the border. President-elect Felipe Calderon also denounced the plan, but said it was a bilateral issue that should not be put before the international community. Derbez said Monday after meeting with French Foreign Minister Philippe Douste-Blazy that it was a "shame" U.S. immigration policy had been used for what he claimed was a short-term political gain in the lead-up to midterm elections in the U.S. in November.

The use of border security for "short-term political gain" is not, last we checked, constitute a violation of either domestic or international law. Nor will it any time soon, minus a further erosion of national sovereignty by the already-too-corrupt-to-be-stable super-state wannabe that is the UN.

Some De-Facto Republican Acceptance of Gays: Not Ideal, But We'll Take It

In a well-functioning democracy (or rather, in any democracy that hopes to remain well-functioning), hypocrisy is somewhere between a necessary evil and flat out commendable. No, don't argue about this. Hypocrisy is the grease that keeps the gears of a deliberative society from tearing themselves apart. There needs to be some wiggle room - a legal commitment to a wall Church better State with mangers in city squares; a public acknowledgment to color-blindness with some affirmative action here and there to smooth things out; a social disdain for torture with soldiers who will torture a terrorist to death to stop a ticking bomb - and then bear the legal consequences for their actions. On one hand, this is a profoundly conservative notion of society - taboos and open secrets working to create spaces where people can tolerate one another. On the other hand, if you're a progressive reader, you really need to understand that your faith in speaking only rigorous and coherent truth to power is not a good idea - if you don't believe that, please describe a rigorous ethical theory that precludes infanticide but allows most abortions. This is why we distrust populist revolutions so much, and why we're so adamant that people recognize that revolutions always eat their children - revolutions are mass movements demanding accountability to a single social vision, an impossible task for any democracy over any period of time. Err one way and you have the anarchy of no norms. Err the other way and you have the literal fascism of state or locally-enforced norms.

There has to be a little wiggle room between what's written down / explicitly endorsed and how people actually behave, lest revolutions and pogroms replace live and let live. So we have no problem hanging on to de facto elite Republican acceptance of homosexuality as the thin thread that would keep us voting for them in November (if we weren't already sitting this one out). Would it be better if there was explicit Republican endorsement of homosexuals' legal equality? Obviously, yes. This matter is a little more complicated, because the hypocrisy has demonstrable material harm - it's not like Church/State issues where people are looking to get offended. We could care less if someone thinks that "Under God" should be in the Pledge of Allegiance even though the legislative history is a kill on the argument that it's a violation of Church/State separation. We are not inclined to support someone less on account of hypocrisy in that area. In the are of homosexual rights, on the other hand, we are less inclined to vote for someone who doesn't support equality.

The difference is that - because we have no problem with hypocrisy - we're willing to make the issue a matter of degree rather than an absolute matter. So the Republicans still get a lot of credit because we don't think that they really hate gays (and so we don't think that there's a real risk of some of the more hysterical, genocide-esque slippery slope consequences). So a little bit of Republican homophobia versus the explosion of plebian resentment that will be the first 100 days of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi? Easy call.

Not Enough Translators Worse Than Too Many Translators? Open Question. FBI Incompetent? Obvi.

From academic uber-blog Language Log, this news about the state of our anti-terrorism intel:

Ah, the FBI now has, hold on to your hats, a total of 33 agents with even a limited proficiency in Arabic, reports Dan Eggen in a Washington Post article on October 11, 2006, "...and none of them work in the sections of the bureau that coordinate investigations of international terrorism, according to new FBI statistics." Pumping this number up to include "agents who know only a handful of Arabic words--including those who scored zero on a standard proficiency test," yields a minuscule percentage of Arabic users among their 12,000 agents. The article reports that only four agents in the government's two International Terrorism Sections (ITOS) have even elementary proficiency in Arabic...

The FBI says we're in no danger because they can make use of translators who are available within 24 hours. Whew! That's good news. Despite this distinct advantage, they say they're trying to hire some Arabists (well, maybe not gay ones). But there just aren't many of them around to hire and those that are have the misfortune to have Arabic families, friends and acquaintances -- and some of them were even born in foreign countries. Trying to hire Arabists seems like an odd thing to do, however, if, as the head of ITOS says, there are no positions at any level that utilize the language. Maybe someone should look into that one.

Roger Shuy mocks the idea that translators are an adequate replacement for agents that are actually trained in Arabic - there are issues of ticking timebombs and realtime intelligence to be considered. If Language Log wasn't so militant about how there's no connection between ways of speaking and ways of thinking, he might also have pointed out that learning how to speak a language helps a person learn how to think in the norms and structures suggested by that language, but he didn't.

The other problem with translators - one that is not discussed enough - is that they present an overwhelming security gap. Not having American-born Arabic speakers means that (obviously) we have to go to other countries to get them. Over to you Claire Berlinksi of the Weekly Standard (lexis):

Simply put, our government does not trust native speakers of foreign languages and makes it nearly impossible for such volunteers to obtain security clearances. Prospective employees of the CIA, for example, are required to list the names and addresses of every foreigner with whom they have a close or continuing relationship. Someone who speaks Dari with native fluency almost certainly will have relatives and friends in Afghanistan, and will probably be acquainted with Islamic fundamentalists... If he knows many of them, it is very unlikely that he will receive a security clearance. If he knows only a few of them, he is probably not from Afghanistan.

Awesome. Berlinksi's point is that we should lower security clearance standards for translators because that's the only way to get competent, native-speaking translators into the ranks. That we have to choose that side of the Catch-22 to fight militant Islam is, also, awesome.

More Good Ideas from Political Islam

It Turkey, they know how to deal with student activists:

In a move likely to meet fierce resistance, the Istanbul Governor's Office decided over the weekend to ban student festivals on university campuses in the province. In a meeting held over the weekend chaired by Istanbul Governor Muammer Guler, problems encountered over the last academic year and measures to address them were discussed. In the briefing to the university administrations, governor's office officials argued that the student festivals held at the beginning and end of the academic year provide an environment ripe for ideological groups to win over sympathizers. At the meeting, the office decided to ban student festivals on university campuses in the 22 universities in Istanbul.

Admirable suppression of student like this is obviously not the best thing in the Muslim world. But if they promise that American sharia will mean the same thing for our "progressive" students, it'd almost be enough for us to switch sides. Not quite enough though - and believe us, the fact that we're willing to side with American liberal activists against Islamic militants, even in the context of a joke, is as much of a surprise to us as it is to you.

One Reason You Haven't Noticed Growing Right-Wing Sentiment In Europe

There's an analogy for what's going on in Belgium that involves crocodiles eating you last or something, but this goes well beyond appeasement and right into stupidity:

In last March's local elections in the Netherlands the immigrant vote tipped the balance in favour of the Socialists. The same phenomenon marked yesterday's local elections in Belgium's major cities. In Antwerp the Socialists became the largest party. They jumped from 19.5% to 35.3% of the votes, winning 22 of the 55 seats in the municipal council - a gain of ten seats. Seven of the Socialist councillors, almost one third of the total, are Muslim immigrants: Fatma Akbas, Karim Bachar, Ouardia El Taghdouini, Youssef Slassi, Fauzaya Talhaoui, Güler Turan, and Sener Ugurlu. Six of the seven are new in politics...
Ironically, as I pointed out earlier, in their efforts to counter the indigenous "racists" and "fascists" of the VB, the Socialists and Christian-Democrats do not hesitate to put far-right Muslim candidates on their electoral lists. Some of them, such a Murat Denizli, a member of the Turkish racist and fascist organization Grey Wolves which assassinates Socialist councilors at home, have now become Socialist councilors in Belgium (Mr Denizli was elected for the Parti Socialiste in the Brussels borough of Schaarbeek).

Chris Hitchens is going to be mighty pissed. Not as pissed off as the Belgians are going to be when creeping sharia law starts really seeping into their culture, but nonetheless pissed.

The French Will Fire On WHO? They're Going To Do WHAT?

The French have identified the real threat to peace in south Lebanon, and wouldn't you know it, it's the Jews:

Commanders of the French contingent of the United Nations force in Lebanon have warned that they might have to open fire if Israel Air Force warplanes continue their overflights in Lebanon, Defense Minister Amir Peretz told the Knesset Foreign Affairs and Defense Committee on Monday. Peretz said that nevertheless, Israel would continue to patrol the skies over Lebanon as long as United Nations resolution 1701 remained unfilfilled, adding that such operations were critical for the country's security, especially as the abducted IDF soldiers remain in Hezbollah custody and the transfer of arms continue.

Israel should warn them back that they may have to drop bombs on them. This is getting absurd - the UN won't fire at Hezbollah who is initiating 1701 violations, but they're more than happily fire at the Israelis who are trying to prevent Hezbollah from violating 1701. It's not even bias - it's just cowardly Frenchmen hiding behind UN insignia to finally take pot shots at an enemy that can't fire back.

Hey Gals, Check This Out - Joyful Israeli Girls A Stark Contrast To Girls In Arab And Muslim World

In this morning's (j)blog roundup we posted a bullet-point about the Jewlicious link to Lital "Tasha" Mizel and Adi "Dishka" Frimmerman's famous YouTube video. It deserves its own post. If you haven't seen this video (a) you know someone who has and (b) you have to see this video. In the YouTube "people" category, it's the single most viewed video ever. It's totally SFW - just these two Israeli girls flouncing around their room and lip-syncing to the Pixie's song Hey. The entire thing is just pure, infectious happiness - carelessness and exuberance and silliness. Compare that to the sexual degradation and near slavery that defines the cradle to grave existence of young girls in the Arab and Muslim world. Theirs is a life that is joyless in every way that the lives of these Israeli girls are joyous. And the difference has nothing to do with colonialism or Orientalism or any other apologia: it's about a society under the constant threat of genocide but determined to enjoy life versus a society swimming in resources but so pathologically sick that half of its population lives in the most deadening conditions imaginable. It's about a culture where girls play with audio-visual equipment in between going to clubs and beaches versus a culture where girls can't go to school but are imprisoned behind doors and burkas. It's about a country of carefree festivals and concerts and celebrations versus a society of brutal honor killings. This video can stand in for everything that's right with Israeli society and everything that's wrong with the Arab and Muslim world. It's also something that should cause you to ask why Western feminist activists march arm in arm with Islamic radicals who call for the destruction of Israel - and for it to be replaced by a theocracy where these two girls would be murdered for having one-onehundredth of the silly fun that they're so obviously having.

Did MEMRI Blow It On the Apple Mecca Story? Yeah, Kind Of.

People sometimes ask us, "MR, do jbloggers all know each other?"

And we answer "well, not like 'know know'. We sometimes see each other at meetings and stuff - mostly World Bank colloquiums, IMF forums, those kinds of things. But to tell you the truth, most of the contact is via email - that's how we decide on any given morning who gets to write the New York Times frontpage and who gets stuck with planning the local interest stories for network news"

And people respond with "no seriously, do any of you ever talk to each other?"

And we'll say "well occasionally there's certainly some contact. OK, here's a good example. Last Friday, MEMRI pissed off Lynn-B of In-Context, because it turned out that their story about how the Apple Mecca was starting an Internet jihad was a little overblown. The "Islamist website" that MEMRI was talking about was probably just a couple of trolls in some poor guy's flickr comments section. So Lynn commented that this isn't a big deal and noted that blowing it out of proportion helped 'those who are trying to exploit this small lapse as a wedge to pick MEMRI apart'. She then wrote 'over to you, Omri.' We were busy this weekend, and so we blow off the post on Friday night and then again on Saturday night. Sunday afternoon we get an email, and it's two things: a link to Lynn's original post and a photo taken off of our MySpace profile and done up kind of like this. Obviously, we got the message."

And then those people look at us like we're kind of weird.

More seriously, about that MEMRI post. It looks like Lynn is right and this was a misstep - but it's impossible to tell, because MEMRI didn't go so far as to provide a link to the "Islamist website" that they were talking about. Apparently they're new to the blogosphere, and so they're still trying to figure out the conventions of allowing people to fact check them. If they were talking about this flickr page then obviously they were being stupid. But the MEMRI story says that the posts went up in October, while this picture is from April - so you can't tell, which is precisely our point. MEMRI knew they were going to get called out for this - either setting themselves up to defend themselves or giving bloggers some resources would not have been out of the question.

That said, MEMRI does indisputably great work bringing translations from the most important stations and mosques in the Arab and Muslim world. If they really were talking about the flickr page, then they've given netroots and non-netroots apologists an excuse to brush away ALL of MEMRI's work as "cherrypicking". Speaking of which, what the hell is MEMRI doing slumming Web 2.0 bait anyway? what next, mean MySpace notes about Israel from 15 year old Lebanese girls?

This is why the blogosphere is link-based. So that when somebody posts something, other people can track it down to see if what they said seems reasonable. Because even if it's just a couple of people threatening Apple on a real forum - not the flickr comment thread where they got shut down - then that's indicative of the tone and sensibilities of certain communities. And that's worth commenting on, no matter how "central" the site is. That, incidentally, is the answer to Dean Esmay's cherrypicking argument no matter how this turns out - the point isn't necessarily how many radical Muslims there are, but whether they've reached a critical mass and whether any moderate Muslims are standing up to them.

Things You Can/Must and Cannot/Must Not Do In Britain Today

Can/Must: give massive symbolic and material support to Islamic institutions, even on Anglican's most hallowed ground.
Cannot/Must Not: give any kind of deference to Anglicanism, even its traditional priorities and privileges.

Cannot/Must Not: Be a Brit who voluntarily segregates yourself from Muslims Asians (they arrested the schoolgirl!)
Can/Must: Insist that Muslims be allowed to voluntarily segregate themselves from other Brits, and accused those who think otherwise of Nazism.

Can/Must: Force even non-Muslim women in Islamic school to wear headscarves.
Cannot/Must Not: wear a cross as an employee of a British airline.

Allahpundit has a post entitled Londonistan calling: UK headline round-up. He didn't choose that title because Britain is doing a really great job integrated the radical Muslim communities in the heart of its oldest cities. We sincerely wish the Anglos across the pond luck and success in muddling through this one, but an objective observer would have to say that they're not exactly making it easy on themselves.

What The Left Isn't Talking About This Morning - (2) Massacre of Tibetan Pilgrims By Chinese Soldiers

There is a video going around (Hot Air has it, for instance) showing Chinese soldiers executing Tibetan pilgrims. There's nothing subtle about this - the soldiers just mow the pilgrims down. Human Rights Watch and Amnesty International - to say nothing of the New York Times and the LA Times - have made significantly less noise about this than they did about the Israeli roadblocks that would have prevented Mary and Joseph from reaching Bethlehem, if Israel had existed and the Palestinians had been attacking it back then.

What The Left Isn't Talking About This Morning - (1) Genuine Resistance to Patriarchy on the Indian Sub-Continent

We have nothing to add to this cry of resistance from a Pakistani blogger:

We have been depriving women from both human and religious rights since centuries. We have killed them in the name of honor. We have insulted them and have deprived them justice, have harassed them at workplace at schools and educational institutions, have forced them to obey us, "The MEN". When we need a bride we get them all dressed up only to reject them for just being too short or too tall, as if we are shopping for a furniture to suit our rooms. When they set foot out to work we point fingers at their dignity, we often harass them abuse them and yet we don't allow them to raise a voice against us.

Today while traveling in a local bus I over heard two Loafers who were mare teenagers. They were narrating a disgusting and explicit account of how they have been physically assaulting innocent girls/women in various crowded shopping centers in Karachi. From their chat I figured out that they specially chouse girls from lower middle class society avoiding anyone in modern outfits, they make sure the victim were shy enough to keep the offence concealed out of embracement, giving them a clear chance to escape.

A depressed girl is often considered innocent and more fit to become a good wife this notion forces the parents to raise their girls in a more protected and often depressing environment. Girls are not allowed to talk about Taboo issues openly, gender based social problems are almost never discussed in our families, girls specially are not allowed to even study such issues, we assume this will "Spoil" the girls. Spoil !? Volumes are needed to explain the word spoil and it's coveted meanings alone, and I have no intentions to go down that lane at this moment.

The reason for this post is to briefly address this issue, To let you know that being a victim does not make you a criminal, keeping quite about such incidents will make things even worst, such loafers and eve teasers should be addressed strictly. Also parents and educational institutions should create awareness specially in girls to fight back such crimes, and to stand firm and bold against such criminals. There is a need to challenge such customs and practices which are in human, against our religion and are constantly undermining the women.

If you change your self the whole world will eventually change around you, raise your voice against such crimes so the criminals dare not tease another innocent girl.

If solidarity with the oppressed means anything, it means raising our voices in support and in defense of voices like this in the Muslim world. Because even when it's male voices speaking up, the backlash they face is as overwhelming as it is irrational. Another Pakistani blogger implicitly criticized the sharia law defining a woman as worth literally half of a man. This is not one of those ancient and outdated Koranic passages that you've maybe heard about on CNN or read about in the pages of the NYT (cf. "the Koran is anti-progressive, the New Testament is anti-progressive, Muslims equal Christians"). We wrote a little while about how this passage/interpretation is actively being taught in Saudi textbooks being distributed globally - the revised textbooks:

We're actually kind of supporting this part of the Saudi textbook. Anything that gets those kids learning a little math or physics is a plus: Ruth is an Jewess who's life is worth 6 dinars. Yassin is a Muslim male. Calculate how much Yassin's life is worth. Show your work. For extra credit, calculate how many beautiful and virtuous maidens Yassin gets if he becomes a martyr by blowing up Ruth and her kids on a Haifa bus.

In response to this post on Metroblogging, defenders of the sanctity of Muslim law started a debate that at the time of posting has gone on for over 13,500 words. The blogger has both defenders and detractors, and that of course is the point - even on the cutting technological edge, there are people who are working for Muslim theocracy and people working against them, and the Left has all but abandoned the latter to the former. Across the border in India, blogger Jasmeen has started an art project to fight street sexual harassment. She explicitly self-identifies as a feminist, insisting on her right to her own body:

Street harassment is an offence. It has been granted normalcy due to its daily recurrence. Street harassment also known as eve teasing needs to be addressed on the streets. The project seeks to build testimonies of street harassment in the public space and making them public. A power game: I see hands a million hands coming towards me as I walk, now the body, my body moves its own way, it has a life outside of my eyes, my mind and so it moves away on its own; sharp, smart, body of mine. My eyes see other eyes. Those eyes do not see my eyes. They see my breasts. I feel sick. My body feels sick.

That international feminist movements are not screaming from the ramparts that we morally support these people - and demanding in the halls of Congress that we do so financially and politically - is quite simply proof of their irrelevance. After that, does it really matter what they do with their time? Sometimes we see them marching with anti-Semites in the streets of San Francisco screaming about Bush and other times they're sitting in their academic offices insisting that recognizing lived sexual differences reinforces sexism. By that point, though, they're already irrelevant - it's more appropriate to dismiss them to address them, since taking time to do so distracts us from genuine opportunities for change.

Navy Seal Michael A. Monsoor, RIP

We've seen this story covered in a couple of places (Jonah had it, of course... we got it from a Metroblog). Regardless, not enough people are talking about Monsoor:

A Navy SEAL sacrificed his life to save his comrades by throwing himself on top of a grenade Iraqi insurgents tossed into their sniper hideout, fellow members of the elite force said. Petty Officer 2nd Class Michael A. Monsoor had been near the only door to the rooftop structure Sept. 29 when the grenade hit him in the chest and bounced to the floor, said four SEALs who spoke to The Associated Press this week on condition of anonymity because their work requires their identities to remain secret. "He never took his eye off the grenade, his only movement was down toward it," said a 28-year-old lieutenant who sustained shrapnel wounds to both legs that day. "He undoubtedly saved mine and the other SEALs' lives, and we owe him." Monsoor, a 25-year-old gunner, was killed in the explosion in Ramadi, west of Baghdad. He was only the second SEAL to die in Iraq since the war began.

There is a school of thought that holds that even if we end up cutting and running from Iraq, this man will not have died in vain because in his sacrifice he secured his eternal honor. There is much to be said for that idea, but it doesn't make cutting and running unworthy of that sacrifice. It's not he who will be diminished if we fail to live up to his bravery and example.

Blackfive has more information, including the address for sympathy cards.

(J)Blog Roundup - 2006-10-16

Good morning. The Israeli Knesset's winter session begins today. So we all have that to look forward to.

* Top of the heap from early yesterday - Anne Lieberman with this:

An email from a priest in Sweden, Adris Hanna, describes the Muslim terror campaign against the Christians in Iraq: The Syriac-Orthodox priest Paulos Iskandar was kidnapped this Monday, October 9, and beheaded today Wednesday October 11. The Bishop in Mosul wrote me an email tonight and told me that the funeral will be held in Mosul tomorrow. Christians are living a terrified life in Mosul and Baghdad. Several priests have been kidnapped, girls are being raped and murdered and a couple of days ago a fourteen year old boy was crucified in the Christian neighborhood Albasra.

Crucifixion? Seriously?

* Last Watcher's post with Matt Barr on the Council. Who will get the traffic-guaranteeing seat now?

* VP on Hezbollah supporters in Mexico. Well as long as they're more noticeable than a guy on an elephant being led by a six piece mariachi band, we'll just pluck them as they try to cross the border.

* Meryl congratulates the AP on remembering that Hamas won't recognize Israel. We think they'll forget soon enough.

* This weekend saw a very grumpy (j)blogosphere address the Democratic party and the Jews that vote for it: Israel Matsav on relative party support for Israel, Thomas Lifson on Jews deserting liberals, Pamela on Democrat Jews Selling Out Jews, and Astute Bloggers on why Harry Reid should resign.

* Lynn-B has something significant about an op-ed that may square the circle of Muslim offense: protecting Muslims may also at some point end up outraging them and/or it should be enraging them. We don't really understand why it's important that this particular guy wrote this particular article, but Lynn says it's important so it's important. Speaking of Lynn, we always figured her for a wine kind of woman.

* CAMERA on heavy arms entering Gaza. Good thing the Europeans are keeping up their agreements and keeping heavy arms out of Gaza. Ditto for the Egyptians and their Camp David treaty obligations.

* AbbaGav labels PETA's most recent campaign just disgusting. We'll have the link to Meryl's post just as soon as it goes up.

* Does anybody have any idea what the hell Anne is talking about?

* Obviously we could pluck any post for the pro forma "we hope they fail to capture Adam Gadahn alive because he 'resists'" comment. But Meryl's is especially good because she has a picture of his face up. If you look closely, it appears that he is in fact not a Quaker - maybe it's not just 'religious fundamentalism of all stripes' that's the problem.

* It doesn't take long for readers of MR to figure out that more of our posts are done at night or early in the morning, and then staggered to go life throughout the day. Today, some of the posts we've got going live are about the new Intifada in France (05:08 PST), the heroic sacrifice of Petty Officer 2nd Class Michael A. Monsoor (09:03 PST), the moral hallowness of Western feminism (09:39 PST), the brutal murder of Tibetan monks by Chinese soldiers (09:41 PST), and non-Muslim women in Britain being forced to wear headscarves in British schools (11:51 PST). As we were doing this roundup, we found out that over the last couple of days Jim Hoft of Gateway Pundit has had posts on: the intifada in France, the death of Petty Officer 2nd Class Monsoor, the frivolity of Western feminism, the Tibetan monk murders, and the British sharia headscarves thing. So today's shaping up to be another high self-esteem day here at MR HQ.

* One moment Muslim cab drivers are refusing to accept passangers with alcohol in the US. The next moment Muslim pharmacists are refusing to give women birth control in Britain. We'll tell you what some stoned out hippy told us in front of the USC cafeteria last week: assimilation is cultural imperialism, man.

* Pamela of Atlas Shrugs. Where to begin? How about the post where she drops the phrase "I blame the left for the pussification of men" and then goes all Joanie Sommers? Hot. There's also her vote or die Air America rant? Hot. And the multilingual CAIR terrorism convinctions, where she ledes with "talk kumbaya, act terror, objective pax islamica"? Hot. Now she's inviting men and women to join her on a roadtrip to New York. Obligatory link to phish bowl bikini mashup.

* Lots of people over the weekend wrote elaborate analysis of Secretary Rice's recent anti-Israel statements. Rick Richman travels on business – he's a busy man, and he doesn't always have time for those kinds of indulgences. So he just posted a State Department briefing and let the magic of State Department stuttering and rationalizing do their work.

* Via Solomonia, it turns out that there are in fact lunatic post-colonial, post-Zionist academics to crazy to fit into Israeli academia. Excuse us while we reevaluate everything we ever thought we knew.

* Elder of Zion: Jimmy Carter supporting terrorists. Elder is one of the best established and most respected members of the jblogosphere, but he still seems to be getting the hang of this blogging thing: the point is to post news. From the root word "new".

* Smooth Stone finds a legal expert who thinks that Israel should be allowed to protect its citizens. This guy is obviously new around here.

* Judith from KT on the range of international visitors they've gotten. Little does she know that at least 30 of those countries are just us cycling through randomly-changing proxy servers to sneak past firewalls on the wifi networks we hop on.

* Speaking of firewalls, someone needs to block moveon.org from Bill Levinson's computer, lest the man totally forgo eating and sleeingp.

* Is anybody else concerned that Muslims are being told to leave the US?

* Sometimes we get asked how we decide what gets into the morning roundup? It's a very nuanced and complicated process. Check it out: SerandEz has an oblique drug reference? It goes in. KT with the phrase kinky Jews? Practically an auto-accept. Jewlicious with video of hot Israeli girls in a post titled Whores in My Head? Obviously. A post by Lair about the relationship between TLDs and internet porn? Close because of the inherent geekiness, but it counts. Another post by Lair about internet porn AND Disney? That goes in twice!

* It looks like Israel Matsav was somewhat ahead of the Israeli press on the story of Lebanon acquiring anti-aircraft missiles with which to shoot down Israeli planes. Bulky assets that can be located as soon as they are activated by a nation-state officially at war with Israel - seems like a bad idea, but then again the Lebanese government is probably counting on the international community to shield them from their acts of war. Again.

* Err... Carl: that's not what hatchet job means.

* The American Thinker's J. Peter Mulhern begins to wonder what the Democrats are going to do if they retake Congress. We figure they'll start by splitting up the Congress so that conservatives have to sit on the right and liberals have to sit on the left. Then maybe they'll start redistributing some wealth, and just kind of see where things go from there.

Creeping Shari'a in Thailand

Hey, remember how there was a coup in Thailand and the first Muslim general in the country's history was suddenly in charge of the whole country? Check out what just came over the wires of Metroblogging Bangkok:

In order to promote a healthy lifestyle, the Public Health Minister announced today that the government will impose a complete ban on all alcohol advertisements in all forms of media. Dr. Mongkol na Songkhla was quoted as saying "The prohibition will protect people's health and to reduce road accidents" and the new law will see an introduction of drinking free zones and control of venues selling alcohol... The legal limit for purchasing alcohol is now 25. Deputy Chief of the Disease Control Department, Narong Sahamethapat, was quoted yesterday as saying that the idea was proposed by a network of parents early this year during a public hearing of a draft bill to control alcoholic drinks. From now on, alcolol free zones include: Universities, Schools (and any other places of education), Temples, State Offices.

As of this post, there's about thirty relevant hits on Google News for thailand+alcohol. There is an AP article on the issue floating around, but it's been out for a day and a half and few outlets seem to be picking it up. No worries - this potential evidence of creeping sharia in Thailand is probably not even worth discussing.

Blog Roundup - 2006-10-16

Sometimes, Jews manage to corrupt otherwise proper and well-raised non-Jews in Christian societies. That's why they support Israel. We point this out for the same reason that it gets emphasized by the Walt-Mearsheimer-Duke crowd: to prove that we're not anti-Semitic. No seriously, that's their argument for why they're not anti-Semitic. Anyway, here's a mostly non-Jblog roundup. Because the weekend was just too good to fit everything into a single roundup.

* In Iran, several women are to be stoned for various offenses committed by 90 percent of young girls in the Western world. Massive movement from the vanguard of women's rights qua sexual liberation in the West - not so much.

* Captain Ed: Gaza has begun its descent into all-out civil war. Honestly, Sisyphus had it easy.

* CT Blog: small minority of extremists in Indonesia who think that they are under attack reaches 80 percent. Outright support for terrorism continues to max out at about 15 percent - but with conspiracy theorizing and resentment seeping into the cracks of Indonesian society, that number won't hold.

* Well, fuck.

* If it turns out that, along with everything else in the last couple of months this film turns out to suck - we quit.

* If you thought the fight over who gets the open seat on the Watcher's Council was going to be brutal, just try to wrap your mind around the Battle Royale that's about to go down at Gawker HQ.

* We are in no way saddened that every single person in Pittsburgh is making Sienna Miller's life miserable.

* Cindy Sheehan almost won a Nobel Peace Prize? That would have been too. perfect.

* Awarding the LA MTA a prize for anything except being totally useless is almost exactly like awarding Yasser Arafat the Nobel Peace Prize. The only difference is that nobody takes the Peace Prize seriously any more, while there's a very real chance that someone will see this story and think that the MTA is run by actual, reasoning human beings. As opposed to the Long Beach Aquarium sea lions who are actually in charge, and to whom congratulations are presumably in order.

* Actors in Hollywood are very liberal. We were surprised to see Joe Wilson's name in bold without the we-thought-now-official designation "disgraced media whore" in front of it. But we suppose that's the LA Times for you.

* Members of the homage to overpaid failure that is the New York Yankees need to stay the hell off planes. This is getting ridiculous.

* President Musharraf had to deal with a little backchat from a student displeased with the government's policies. The blogger who passes on the video comments that "the student raises a lot of valid points, and you can see the President jotting them down so he would reply". Or, more likely, Musharraf was scribbling: "memos to me: (1) get milk, (2) have this guy killed before next week"

* Why do we use MR to subject you to Disney stories that you care nothing about? Honestly, we don't even have a punchline for that. It's just kind of something we do around here. USD 200 Disney designer jeans commemorating the release of Steamboat Willie.

* From Ace, we learn about a proposal by psychologists to drop the term "schizophrenic" because it's stigmatizing. Yeah, we heard that they want journalists to start referring to them as "Asian" (if you think that this joke is about Japanese people... or Vietnamese people... or Chinese people... or Korean people... you need to leave this place now).

* More on the hysterically funny former reality TV star who seems to have very little political future - but is totally hysterical, and would be crushing his opponent in a just world.

* You might be interested to know that there is an all-out war - with military tactics and ambushes - being waged on the streets of Paris:

Yesterday night, a police officer was hospitalised after being hit in the face with a stone in the Parisian suburb of Epinay-sur-Seine. According to the police union, the officer and a colleague fell into an ambush and were surrounded by about 30 youths, some wearing masks. The youths blocked the police vehicle with their cars and sprayed the officers with tear gas. The two officers escaped after firing their pistols into the air. Similar incidents occur regularly. Already 2,500 policemen have been wounded so far this year. The taboo of attacking officers on patrol has indeed been broken. It looks as if some want to kill at least one policeman during this year’s Ramadan. The French police also registered 10 to 12 anti-Jewish incidents per day in the past 30 days throughout the country.

Surely they mean "anti-Zionist incidents".

* Christians are still getting killed by Muslims because the Pope said that Islam can be interpreted to justify killing Muslims.

* Islam in no way can be used by powerful movements to justify genocide. It simply can not happen.

* Yeah, whatever. So what? This is what the Ayalon between Tel Aviv and Herzilia looks like when traffic thins out

Things That Are Not the Holocaust

Apparently, people are having a little trouble with this concept. Quick review. Things that are not the Holocaust, no matter how much the moral equivalizing Islamist radicals might insist otherwise:

(1) Cartoons - getting your prophet made fun of in cartoons is not like having six million of your mothers and fathers and sisters and brothers gassed and burned to death.

(2) Being asked not to wear a veil - being asked to not degrade yourself and voluntarily cut yourself off from the rest of British society is nothing like being forced to degrade yourself and being forcibly cut off from the rest of German society. They're almost, some might suggest, opposites.

Thank you for your attention.

UPDATE: This is why posting before doing the morning (j)blog roundup is stupid. Things that are also not the Holocaust: Getting run over by a bulldozer while guarding a terrorist arms smuggling tunnel - Rachel Corrie, a woman who AT BEST put herself in the line of Israeli fire, is nothing like Anne Frank, a girl who hid in an attic from Nazi stormtroopers. Implying otherwise does not make you brave or insightful. It makes you an idiot. Again, thank you for your attention.

University of Michigan Campuses Both Charming and Not Charming.

The University of Michigan network has good things about it and bad things about it. On the plus side of the ledger, the Wolverines beat Penn State by a touchdown this weekend, handing the team from the most worthless campus in America their third loss of the season. That's two more than our beloved Pittsburgh Panthers, who have now won four in a row and are currently a heartbreaking 26 in both the AP and USA Today Polls.

Unfortunately, the University of Michigan system also has the Dearborn campus. And here's where things kind of start going downhill. You see, the Dearborn area and the Dearborn campus are kind of anti-Semitic anti-Zionist anti-Semitic. They tend to raise virulent anti-Semites and the campus tends to act at least very anti-Semiticish.

The blog My Not So Random Thoughts, maintained by US-expat and Israeli resident Michael, has been following developments on that campus extensively. A very cursory glance at the blog seems to indicate that there are two kinds of posts there. The first category is basically daily life in Israel type stuff, with an emphasis on the small city of Karmiel. Karmiel is a city very close to our hearts: we have very dear and immediate relatives there, the city has a competent mall, and the residents got shelled pretty badly during Lebanon II. Nonetheless, we hate Karmiel. Hate it with a passion. The entire city is realistically maybe 20 or 30 streets, and we have spent well over 8 hours just outright lost there. Outright. The place makes the 3-D clusterfuck that is Haifa traffic look like a Salt Lake City-style grid. Israelis are uniformly awful at giving directions, but there's something in the air in the Galilee that makes them especially bad up there.

The other kinds of posts that Michael has are about the different clusterfuck that is the UMich Dearborn campus. He's posted on the subject as recently as a few days ago, but there are ten or so posts throughout October. Many of the posts are extensive, and they give the kind of on-the-ground who's-who insight that's so critical in understanding American campus politics. Several points for depth and breadth, although everal thousand points off for using the phrase "merely rhetorical" in a denigrating way. Nonetheless, well worth your time if you're concerned about the swamp that is American campus activism. If you click through to the main link and scroll down, you'll bump into them in a couple of seconds or so.

Liberal Back-Patters Get Dismantled by Real Life Expert

We spend a lot of time on this blog trying to convince our friends on the right that leftists aren't necessarily all cowardly anti-American terrorist appeasers. Many of them are very good people, but the problem is that they have so much devoted in their own images of themselves as sophisticated geopolitical strategists that they just come off sounding like cowardly anti-American terrorist appeasers. Please go watch AEI's Danielle Pletka dismantle Bill Maher and Ben Affleck on Real Time - and count how many times either Maher or Affleck talk about how complicated the world is. The trick is that you have to track how their tone increasingly goes from condescension to faux "will this woman just stop making us look stupid" exasperation. Now don't get us wrong - the world is very complicated, and trying to navigate through it requires delicacy and genuine sophistication. But there's a strange disjunct - Maher and Affleck are the ones who are insisting most loudly that the world is complicated, yet they seem to know significantly less about the world than the average high school debater.

It's not that they don't know anything about the world - it's that everything that they do know seems to fit perfectly into their predetermined ideologies. And it's not even that everything that they do know seems to fit perfectly into their predetermined ideologies - it's that this convenient, strange consistency doesn't make them suspicious that maybe they're not getting the whole story. Here's a hint: if everything you hear or see in the world just confirms to you how smart and right you are, it may be that you're not exactly looking hard enough for disproof.

Stupid Campaigns and Stupid People

Has peace broken out and we just didn't get the memo? Even the spam we're getting (from Pakistan no less) is about "peace and harmony" and how we have to "pray for one another" and "think of love, compassion and peace always". At least we assume it's spam, because if they read MR and that's the message they came away with... seriously. And now we just got this email about a new blog called Light a Million Candles:

Hey, The innocent victims of Internet child abuse cannot speak for themselves. But you can. With your help, we can eradicate this evil trade. We do not need your money. We need you to light a candle of support.

Ironically, the "Hey" part of this email was probably the high point. First of all, we have no idea what Internet child abuse is. Neither, it seems, does Wikipedia. So we did some digging on Google, and came up with this:

Deputy Assistant Commissioner and Association of Chief Police Officers (Acpo) spokeswoman on internet child abuse Carole Howlett said: "A significant proportion of people involved in child abuse online are themselves actual abusers."

Apparently, "internet child abuse" is the reverse-euphemism for "looking at kiddie porn". Which is awful, but is not - read to this closely - is not child abuse. The production of the pictures is child abuse, the purchasing of the pictures is a financial incentive for child abuse. It is not actual abuse. And the way we know this is because Carole Howlett distinguished between "actual abusers" and "people involved in child abuse online" (read: not actual abusers). We wouldn't normally care, except clarity is important when talking about sickos so that we can know what kind of sickos we're talking about. Also: because this Light A Candle So You Can Feel Less Guilty About Not Knowing Who's On Your Kid's MySpace Friends List campaign is like what effective action against international child pornography would be, if it was exactly not what it is. The campaign slogan is "We Do Not Need Your Money, We Need You To Light A Candle Of Support". Because god forbid you begin to feel like you're not doing anything productive to stop child abuse.

In other news, Ron Fullwood is an "activist from Columia, MD" and author of a book about how "Military Industry Executives" (all caps, natch) are controlling the Bush administration (and we didn't even know there even were Jewish military industry execs... learn something new every day). He's got a not very good editorial up titled Do We Bomb Iran Now To Teach North Korea A Lesson?. We know he was trying to be sarcastic, but now that you mention it, we think it kind of seems like a decent idea. At the very least, it couldn't hurt anything.

You Can Repent Through Sukkot? What?

There's a reason why, despite all the things that we'll bluster about, Jewish theology is something that we try to approach with circumspection. In brief: it's complicated, and we don't know very much about even some simple stuff. For instance, this afternoon we were reading an outsider's perspective on experiencing Sukkot in one Los Angeles's Jewish distict. We came across this statement:

How long does [Sukkot] holiday run? I believe it lasts 8 days. AND it is a Jew’s final chance for the year to atone their sins (atonement started a few weeks earlier with Yom Kippur).

And we thought "no way that's right". Obviously, the part about atonement starting on Yom Kippur is silly - even we know we're supposed to start feeling really bad about ourselves on Rosh Hashana. And Sukkot is seven days - it sounds like he's a little confused between Rosh Hashana/Yom Kippur (eight days spanning the beginning and ending of the period of atonement) and Yom Kippur/Sukkot.

But (and here's where this morning's brief moment of learning comes in, it turns out that the issue isn't as clear-cut as that. We imagine 90 percent of you are nodding your head condescendingly and don't need to be told this, but it really is Sukkot - and not Yom Kippur - that is the final chance for atonement. Contrary to the impression we were under, there's apparently a kind of juridical loophole between judgment on Yom Kippur and confirmation of that judgment at the end of Sukkot. Are we the only people who didn't know about this option? Why aren't more people taking it and blowing off Yom Kippur? Is there extra atonement paperwork that needs to be filed or something (is this like a tax extension?) It sounds like a fantastic deal - get to 'do atonement' by partying for seven days instead of fasting for one day? Are we crazy, or is this not the solution to David Frum's observation that Yom Kippur is partly responsible for Judaism flunking the market test over the past 2,000 years.

Breaking: US Borders Not Secure

Usually, the spectacle of reality TV stars launching even mildly successful political careers makes us die a little on the inside (and cry a lot... well, first the vodka, then the tears). But we'll make an exception for this guy:

"The elephant never made landfall into Mexico, but I tell you something, he could have made 15 laps back and forth, but no one showed up," said Raj Peter Bhakta, a former star on the NBC show "The Apprentice," who also is a Republican candidate for the 13th District U.S. House of Representatives seat in Eastern Pennsylvania. In Brownsville, he witnessed half a dozen men swim under one of the international bridges "with complete immunity" which in turn prompted him to take the immigration issue to the next level. Bhakta decided to see if he could get an elephant accompanied by a six-piece mariachi band across the river. "To my surprise, the band played on, the elephants splashed away, and nobody showed up," Bhakta said of the stunt. "I'm astounded."... "If I can get an elephant led by a mariachi band into this country, I think Osama bin Laden could get across with all the weapons of mass destruction he could get into this country," Bhakta said.

Yeah, the OBL thing at the end is heavy-handed and amateurish (what, did he think that people weren't getting that point?) But an elephant led by a mariachi band... pure awesome.

Incisive Political Analysis from Reuters Is Totally Useless

Let's be clear. This is technically true:

Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert's centrist Kadima party would plummet into third place behind Benjamin Netanyahu's Likud and another right wing faction if elections were held now, a poll showed on Thursday. Olmert's popularity has collapsed in the aftermath of a 34-day war between Israel and the Lebanese guerrilla group Hezbollah, amid widespread criticism of the government's handling of the crisis. The survey in the Yedioth Ahronoth daily showed Likud would get 22 seats - up from 12 now - in Israel's 120-member parliament, with Kadima beaten into third place with only 15 seats compared to the 29 it won in March elections. Kadima would slip behind the rightist immigrant party Yisrael Beitenu, whose share would rise to 20 seats from 11 now. Kadima's centre-left coalition partner, Labor, would also drop to 15 seats from 19 now.

Very interesting. And like we said, very true. So, knowing that, what do you think the odds are that Kadima and Labor will let the government fall any time soon? Do you think they're more on the "significant" or "insignificant" side? If you had to guess.

Breaking: Palestinian Terrorists Still Trying to Murder Israelis

Two more Kassam rockets fired into Sderot:

Qassams hit town after five days of calm, one lands near bus. Resident: 'It's a disgrace that the IDF does nothing', another two Qassams land near kibbutzim in area. Despite the IDF's intense activity in the Gaza Strip, the firing if Qassam rockets toward Israel continues. Two Qassams were fired at the town of Sderot Thursday morning. One rocket landed in town, while the other fell in an open field outside of Sderot. Residents reported of a particularly loud explosion. No injuries or damage were reported in the strike.

Uhh... we honestly don't know what the IDF's level of activity in Gaza is right now. But it can't both be "intense" and "nothing". Because those two words are like, you know, opposites.

(J)Blog Roundup - 2006-10-12

So far this morning, no one has tested a nuke. Progress.

* Anne from Boker Tov Boulder has been en fuego. See here and here and here and here at a minimum. And some of the snark is actually subtle. Weird.

* Also weird: Meryl has a series of random, happy thoughts. We're not entirely sure we approve.

* AbbaGav passing on Italy's announcement that Lebanese stability is the critical aspect of Middle East security. Which makes sense, since France explained that Iran was a force of stability in the region, and they're the ones causing wars in Lebanon recently. Actually that makes no sense. We have no idea where we were going with this.

* Two days ago, Daniel Pipes wrote an article about the sharia regulations being given deference by Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport officials:

Starting about a decade ago, some Muslim taxi drivers serving the airport declared that they would not transport passengers visibly carrying alcohol, in transparent duty-free shopping bags, for example. This stance stemmed from their understanding of the Koran's ban on alcohol... The issue emerged publicly in 2000. On one occasion, 16 drivers in a row refused a passenger with bottles of alcohol. This left the passenger - who had done nothing legally wrong - feeling like a criminal. For their part, the 16 cabbies lost income. As Josh L. Dickey of the Associated Press put it, when drivers at MSP refuse a fare for any reason, "they go to the back of the line. Waaaay back. Past the terminal, down a long service road, and into a sprawling parking lot jammed with cabs in Bloomington, where drivers sit idle for hours, waiting to be called again." To avoid this predicament, Muslim taxi drivers asked the Metropolitan Airports Commission for permission to refuse passengers carrying liquor - or even suspected of carrying liquor - without being banished to the end of the line. MAC rejected this appeal, worried that drivers might offer religion as an excuse to refuse short-distance passengers.

He also alluded to "Muslim taxi drivers in several countries already balk[ing] at allowing seeing-eye dogs in their cars." Smooth Stone has more on that aspect. Because really, why should blind people be able to get home if they need unclean dogs to help them?

* VP on the fifth column that we call the state of Michigan. Not the whole state, of course, but at a minimum 29 residents of the state. We were going to say "citizens of the state", but we can't back that up.

* David from SoccerDad was appalled a few months ago when the WaPo starting talking about how the Hamas election might be a good thing. We actually welcome the WaPo's stance on this - their continuing positive/apologetic Hamas stories are a refreshing sign of consistency in today's fickle world. Usually if a media organization turned over their newspaper to an arch terrorist, they would try to compensate for this blatant act of bias by maybe reflecting the terrorist-victim position once in a while. But oh no no - not the Washington Post. They're standing firm on their "what's the big deal about giving a genocidal maniac a chance to justify himself" / "see, we told you that giving a genocidal maniac a chance to justify himself was good" stance.

* We told you that Pope Benedict is a badass, and now Lairs is passing on definitive proof that Pope Benedict is a badass. See? Never contradict us in front of the kids again.

* Also from Lairs, the question is the International Community idiotic enough to believe this? Now, without knowing what the question is, go ahead and take a guess. Did you guess "yes"? Then you are correct, and congratulations on getting the day started with a self-esteem boost that you obviously deserve.

* Lots of questions on the jblogosphere this morning. Oceanguy asks Is Europe Waking Up? Probable answer: no. They're just turning thrashing a little in their sleep because they're having a bad dream. In their mind right now, there are thousands of people trying to blow up the Louvre and no one seems serious about stopping them. Terrifying, but thankfully it's just a dream.

SerandEz is so cute with his happiness for the YouTube founders. Yeah, you know what? We're going to side with Gawker on this question:

If the the shit-eating grins and smug giggling weren't bad enough, Hurley hits a whole new level of presumption as he explains, "This is great. Two kings have gotten together..." King, eh? Future moguls, be warned: all it takes is maybe 90 minutes of being a billionaire to become an expert in the hygienic combination of vinegar and water.

Because they're douchebags, get it? ZING. Sigh.

* Martin Kramer dismantles the Walt-Mearsheimer-Duke thesis, basically making them look like idiots. Daled Amos agees that they're idiots - obviously - but has reservations about Kramer's reasoning.

* Idiots.

* Opening on the Watcher's Council. Feeding frenzy begins... now.

* Fox News : Air America :: AIPAC : this.

* Hey, we don't mean to be rude and we're obviously in a minority of one here because everyone seems really, really pissed off about this. Just on her own, Judith is virtually creating an entire subblog on the topic. So Columbia University is so shamelessly and hypocritically biased that they're flirting with fascist sensibilities... and? It's a cesspool of reactionary Middle East Studies professors and their overly-pretentious and under-Ritalined "activist" undergrads. We mean, obviously, the critics are right. There's not even a debate to be had about that. It just seems like a ton of energy over something that went more or less the way that people knew it would go - rather than taking a stand in the name of academic freedom, Columbia appeased the hecklers and their thuggish vetoes. That makes them (a) predictable and (b) European. Not exactly on our holiday card list, but... Are we missing something that makes this scandal more unique than Bibi getting attacked on various college campuses? We're thinking yes, because almost everyone is all over this - and we just can't see it.

* Gateway Pundit with more evidence (as if you needed it) that there is a deep pathology in Palestinian society causing them to encourage their kids to become suicide bombers.

MR.com Catch-All Blackholed

In response to 15,000+ emails this morning sent to randomly generated mererhetoric.com accounts, the catchall for the domain has been blackholed. That means that all of you who have been sending us mail by addressing it to thatguyihate -at- mr.com or thatreallycharminghotguy –at- mr.com now have to go back to using the real address. The administration apologizes for any inconvenience that this may cause.

Abbas: Recognizing Israel Not Required

Some news stories require commentary and maybe even a clever title. Not this one:

Fresh from claiming in a meeting last week with US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice that he will demand Hamas recognize the existence of Israel, Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas said in an Arabic-language interview neither Hamas nor his own Fatah party is required to recognize the Jewish state. "Hamas is not required, Hamas is not required to recognize Israel. ... It is not required of Hamas, nor of Fatah, nor of the Popular Front (for the Liberation of Palestine) to recognize Israel," Abbas told the pan-Arab al-Arabiya satellite television network last week according to a translation by the Israel-based Palestinian Media Watch monitor group.

And now you've read everything that's going to be posted on the jblogosphere today.

This is actually kind of comforting. Lately, we've been missing the kind of clarity and certainty that Arafat brought to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Good to see that he's back.

[Cross-posted at IsraPundit]

OneJerusalem.org Conference Call: Robert Spencer

Last Monday we got to participate in the OneJerusalem.org blogger conference interview with Robert Spencer, of knowing everything about everything fame. Spencer has a new book out titled The Truth About Muhammad: Founder of the World's Most Intolerant Religion, and you're obviously not going to wait for paperback to purchase it. Also on the call: Allen Roth (One Jerusalem), Pamela (Atlas Shrugs), Lynn (In Context), Richard Baehr (American Thinker), Jerry Gordon (Israpundit), Avi Green (Tel-Chai Nation), Kim Priestap (Wizbang, Jim Hoft (Gateway Pundit), and Oceanguy (Somewhere on the A1A). OneJerusalem's audio recording is on the top of their frontpage.

If there is a relatively unique strain running through Spencer's work, it is his insistence that one of the dimensions of the war against political Islam must be argumentative - or, at the very least, that the argumentative coherence of militant Islam accounts for part of its attraction to so many Muslims. It's not just that advocates and adherents of a global caliphate are driven by a very real political agenda - it's that this is a political agenda that arises from the most rigorous readings of the Koran. And so to throw our weight behind advocates of moderate Islam, it's not enough to point out that more militant definitions are undesirable. Obviously, a different vision of Islam will have to be fashioned - and Spencer's point is this will have to be a vision of Islam that, in the most basic senses, makes sense. It has to be a vision of Islam that seems Islamic, otherwise it will by definition not appeal to Muslims.

This ought to be a trivial point - to convince someone to believe something, that something has to make sense. But that obviousness has been suffocated by multiculturalist postmodern irony. Instead, we have beliefs (even religious beliefs) being treated as fashions that can be donned or not as convenient. And so on one side of the coin we have vast tracts of the media landscape, including the Paper of Record, asking why the Pope can't tone down his calls for "Catholic identity" because it hurts interfaith dialogue. One the other side, we have a startling inability to recognize that political Islamists actually have reasons for believing what they believe - and that those reasons, not coincidentally, have to do with Islamic holy books. They don't believe what they believe because they think it's good - they think it because they think it's true.

Is there anything more absurd than hearing sophisticates who literally have never picked up the Koran commenting that militant Islam is a "perversion" of the "Religion of Peace"? It's not that we can demonstrate why they're necessarily wrong (although Robert Spencer can, and regularly does). It's just that - how would they know? How can they be so conceited to assume that their hope for what the Koran says must be what it says? The answer involves how community-reinforced arrogance in faux sophistication supports a myopia driven in no small part by near-hysterical decadence, and takes us far beyond the scope of this post.

The real problem with declarations that Islam "is a Religion of Peace" is not that it declares as a fact something that tens of thousands of Muslim scholars, thousands of suicide bombers, and 19 male Arab pilots vehemently disagree with. The real problem is that it fundamentally misunderstands what a religious is and how it works. Religions are on one hand clusters of beliefs just like any other clusters. But they are beliefs of a particular kind: beliefs in revealed dogma. What they "are" is what believers think their holy books say they "are".

This, then, clarifies the genuine question that has to be asked before any solution can be reasonably proposed: what is the potential for Islamic Holy Books to serve as resources for moderation? It's important to frame this question as one of degree, rather than as one of absolutes. The question must not be "is Islam a Religion of Peace": religions don't work that way. The question needs to be: "how much is there in the Koran and the hadith for people who want to craft moderate visions of Islam, and how much is there for their opponents". And then there's an even further modification that has to be made to account for different ways of interpreting, not just different interpretations: how much is there in the Koran and the hadith for people who want to justify ways of reading the Koran and the hadith that suggest moderate visions of Islam? That's why the Pope's speech is so important - it seems historically uncontroversial and analytically inescapable that literalist readings of pre-modern texts will tend to be more anti-modern than evolving readings.

The point remains the same: as a matter of politics, the important questions are not the simplistic ones ("if we sat down for an infinite amount of time, what would our conclusions be", "if we could create an ideal interpretation that would be peaceful, how would we do it and what would we leave out") but "what can you persuade people is reasonable for a given amount of time". So the question is not "can Muslim dogma be understood peacefully" but rather "how good are the arguments for understanding Muslim dogma peacefully as opposed to other alternatives". It's an argumentative question as much as an ethical one. If you're stacking up all the passages that call on Muslims to be peaceful and all the passages that call on Muslims to forcibly spread Islam, which side wins? And even more importantly, are their tie-breakers that suggest one side over another (i.e. Spencer's extensive citations on his blog of passages that suggest that the later, violent Medina revelations abrogate the earlier, peaceful Mecca revelations).

Now there are two mistakes that apologists make - mistakes that can only be made if they get away with framing the question as "what is Islam" instead of "what is an interpretation of Islam that is compelling". Unsurprisingly, both are made by Juan Cole in various places on his blog (you know, we wouldn't pick on him so much if he wasn't such an ideal case of faux sophistication and shallow erudition in the cause of terrorist apologism). The first mistake is to insist that you've described what Islam "is" just because you have your own interpretation of Islam that almost nobody else agrees with. If it's just your own interpretation that you can justify to yourself but to few other people, then you don't get credit for "describing" or "teaching about" or "explaining" Islam.

So yes, "jihad" might be understood be exclusively an inner struggle of overcoming, just as interchangeable faces on CNN insist on continually preaching to us. But how good is that argument when held against the rest of the Koran? How well does it stand up to other interpretations of jihad as a political and military struggle, interpretations that are being proclaimed explicitly and with seemingly abundant Koranic backing in weekly sermons? It would seem - just a very quick and crude litmus test - that if we want to evaluate from the outside what the Koran probably lends itself to justifying, we should default to the people who are recognized experts on the Koran. That would be Islamic clerics rather than, say, academic or journalistic apologists. And the results of that crude litmus test - that the Koran and the hadith, in the final analysis, support violent struggle - are confirmed by extensive studies such as Spencer's.

The second mistake is to insist that you've described what Islam "is" just because you've pointed to historically marginalized interpretations of Islam that were never accepted by the majority of Muslims. If they weren't persuasive interpretations, then you don't get credit for "describing" or "teaching about" or "explaining" Islam.

Cole claimed that there have historically been interpretations of Islam that argued for a non-transcendent conception of God. Well OK, fair enough - but how tenable were those interpretations? Did they stick? If not, why not? If an argument fails to capture any large group of people for any significant amount of time - despite being given a thousand and a half years - it's probably not a very good argument. Compare this situation to Catholicism, which has gone through periods where each of the three fundamental categories of philosophy - idealism (Augustine), realism (Aquinas), and nominalism (the Scholastics) - held sway. That's not because Catholicism is any of those things in any inherent way. It's because Catholicism's foundational texts are diverse enough to have allowed advocates of each, for a time, to rule the roost.

So it's not about what any particular person can imagine Islam might be. It's also not about what small groups of people for small periods of history imagined Islam to be. It's about what seems like a reasonable interpretation of Islam for large groups of people across large amounts of time - which is, after all, the ultimate test of the persuasiveness of an argument. That's why, in Spencer's words, Muhammad matters. Religious Muslims believe that the Koran is a literal transcription of Muhammad's life and that Muhammad's life is the supreme example to be followed. So if you want to win them to moderation, you have to be able to paint a compelling picture of Muhammad himself an advocate of peace. It's not enough to cherry-pick passages that could lead to a desirable conclusion if you squint real hard and tilt your head just the right angle. There has to be a way to line up the arguments for moderate Islam next to arguments for radical Islam - and the debate has to end up being at least close.

This framework also helps to explain why moral equivalizing anti-Christian or anti-Jewish scholars are so misguided. Critics point out that Muhammad advocated violence, and apologists respond that there are passages in the Gospel when Jesus also advocated violence. Well OK, fair enough - but how tenable is that as an interpretation of the ultimate message of Jesus? When lined up against the Sermon on the Mount and Jesus's parables, how well does that interpretation hold up? And of course, we know the answer to that question - a violent interpretation of Catholicism turns out, under examination, to be a rather untenable one. Which is exactly and precisely and naturally why the religion that sponsored for the Crusades ended up, a thousand years later, endorsing Vatican II. Inversely, how does the debate on Muhammed's advocacies of violence play out when the preponderance of evidence is weighed? How plentiful, binding, and definitive are passages that inveigh against violent retribution?

Critics point out that Muhammad advocated military expansion, and apologists respond that there are passages in the Hebrew Scriptures when Israelites committed massacres with the sanction of God. Well OK, fair enough - but how tenable is that as an interpretation of the ultimate message of Judaism? When lined up against the messages of the prophets, how well does that interpretation hold up? And of course, we know the answer to that question - the Talmud is a static witness to how debates about Jewish scripture play out, and the result is a view of religion where even the death penalty should be eschewed. Inversely, how does the debate on Muhammed's exhortations to spread Islam by the sword play out when the preponderance of evidence is weighted? How plentiful, binding, and definitive are passages that inveigh against violent expansion?

This is an easy question that someone immersed in the Islam is a Religion of Peace catechism ought to be able to answer: has there been any time in history when a robust theological justification for moderate Islam has ever taken hold? Spencer claimed that there hasn't been - that when people talk about the moderate Islamic states of the 1970s and 1980s, what they're actually talking about is a pluralistic, unspoken agreement to ignore the theological consequences of the Koran. His explanation has the benefit of being able to explain why those societies were overrun so quickly by clerics who showed up and said "actually, if you open the book, it says the opposite". Islam has been around for a millennium and a half, so presumably most of the interpretations of the Koran have been trotted out and tested at one time or another. Has a sizable majority of Muslims have ever been persuaded that their is a robust social vision in the Koran that's peaceful? If not, that doesn't necessarily end the debate about what resources for moderation are in the Koran and the hadith, specifically relating to Muhammad - but it is overwhelmingly suggestive that those resources are scant.

(J)Blog Roundup - 2006-10-11

Natalie Portman is always welcome in our sukkah, and other mostly jbloggish news. Good morning.

* Muslims are now claiming that they are offended by things that are square. Please understand, we're not exaggerating.

* Anne gets hate mail. Lucky girl. Also check out her reminder that many religious Palestinians are kind of committed to, you know, global conquest and total genocide.

* Good catch on Astute Bloggers: "Muslim" victims, "Asian" violence.

* Totally, batshit crazy.

* Meryl is happy that Israel is telling Assad that, no thanks, Israel kind of likes the Golan. We're happy about it too - it always warms our heart when Jerusalem takes our advice (what do you mean no one in the Israeli government reads this blog... really?) Speaking of which, Carl in Jerusalem doesn't like it when people imply that the Golan is different from the West Bank. Yeah, we dunno - we kind of think that the Golan is different from the West Bank. For instance, we like just about all of the places on the Golan Heights, while if Hebron would sink into the ground tomorrow... Sorry, we know it's got religious significance. But we just can't make ourselves care. We tried, but we failed.

* Iran says that the US was responsible for NoKo's nuke test. We're disappointed - we were hoping they'd find a way to blame it on the Jews. But we're only a couple of days after the test - give them time.

* Lair is unimpressed with the geostrategic sensibilities of the Egyptian FM. He doesn't think anyone will actually believe that the FM believes that Hamas wants peace. But that's not what the FM is up to. It's not about going through the motions - it's about pretending to go through the motions so as to continue the nudge-nudge wink-wink of anti-Israel displomacy. Everyone is on the same page: no one actually believes that anyone else believes that Hamas wants peace. It's just that they have to act like they do so that they can continue the double-standard anti-Israel game we call diplomacy.

* Pamela goes Snoop Dog the word jihad. Fo shizzy.

* Here's the thing: Children in the Arab and Muslim world don't naturally hate Jews. It's just that from a very young age, everything they're taught about Israel is a lie, so that even the intellectual, moderate ones end up virulently opposed to Jewish self-determination. So even adjusting for Israel Matzav's tendency to sometimes... er... flatten distinctions that ought not be flattened, the trends in LA's school system are a little troubling.

* Republicans mock the MSM for not recognizing that we're in a sustained economic boom rather than a Clinton-esque bubble. Uhhh.... Also, Uhhh.....

* Hezbollah used civilian areas to make war on Israel. No really, they did.

* Rightwingsparkle tries to mobilize the base. To be honest, eh. We're just unenthused. But if you want some red meat (or at least some false hope), Ocean Guy has a post up entitled Why the Democrats Lose.

* Sol says that San Francisco State axed building a Palestinian-themed Edward Said mural. We don't know why they did that - it would have been so perfect.

* Via SerandEz, a video of Sheik Jassem Al-Muawah using some MS Paint clone to explain the difference between men and women. "in a woman, speech comes first... talking is no. 1... talking precedes thinking". This is the single smartest thing we've ever seen on Islamic TV.

* Jaybean knows the way to our heart: Scylla, Charybdis, Dostoevsky's Grand Inquisitor, and a post about the messy pragmatism of democracy.

* Kesher Talk has Dennis Miller YouTubes. Hysterical. Dennis Miller has been mocking terrorists for decades now. His 1988 Off-White Album even has a little bit on Arafat, as well as our single favorite bit on moral equivalence ever: "we have to get Biblical with these terrorists. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. They kill one of us, maybe we kill one of them. Now I know that's a heinous thing to say. Sociologists will tell you [[[that] if we do that we lower ourselves to their level and they win. Alright maybe they do win, but, uh... nice to know a couple of their boys won't at the trophy ceremony".

* Natalie Portman's accent is so good that we half-expected her to bitching about the traffic on the Ayalon. Natalie, call us. Please.

* War is coming. Not a joke.

* IRIS reporting on a man who nearly killed his daughter and did kill his wife. The daughter said she was going to convert, and the mom got in the way when the dad went after her. A Muslim source justified the crimes because, as you know, anything is justified to stop apostasy.

* Unlike Elder of Zionst, we don't really find the David Zucker ad all that funny. No particular reason - it just tries too hard.

* Liberal jblogger DovBear addresses the real threat to American Jewry: the erosion of the seperation between Church and State.Given that we went to college with American Jews who didn't know what Easter is or who Mary was, maybe "shoving" Christianity "down [kids'] throats in public school" might not be the worst idea. Because it'd be nice for the future leaders of the American-Jewish community to know something about America in addition to their knowledge about Judaism. But even if that wasn't the case, yeah, we still don't think this is a particularly pressing issue.

* Daled Amos says James Baker is back. We didn't even know he left.

Sienna Miller and Mere Rhetoric No Longer BFF

Sienna Miller insulted Pittsburgh. Now she's apologizing. If you're reading this Sienna, you should know that we're still plotting our revenge. Without giving away too much, it involves Shanna Moakler, a crowbar, and a rumor that people saw you making out with Travis Barker. Pull that "Shitsburgh" thing again and the crowbar gets upgraded to a baseball bat. Instead of popping off about cities you don't understand, maybe you should do something new and useful for a change? How about keeping your boyfriends from diddling the help? Or, if that's overly onerous, let's start with some baby steps toward a new life. Maybe you could start small? Try eating something.

(J)Blog Roundup - 2006-10-09

There is a nonzero, nontrivial probability that we are totally fucked. At least the work week is almost over.

* For various reasons, we had the chance to revisit James Lilek's 9/11 commemoration yesterday evening. If you haven't seen it, you must. And if you have - given the events of the last 24 hours, you ought to see it again. After you've watched the full 8 minutes, consider these three things: (1) for a good portion of the Left, the phrase "9/11 changed everything" is thrown around sarcastically to make fun of conservatives who insist on the seriousness of the War against political Islam, (2) it is difficult to believe that we will go another half a decade without a 9/11-level terrorist attack on US soil, this time God-forbid with WMDs, (3) those two dynamics are not necessarily linked, but they are also not unrelated.

* Ed Lasky titles a post about James Baker undermining the Bush administration "With friends like James Baker". We weren't aware that anyone really though of him that way.

* Someone tried to get to Anne Lieberman's daughter, and she is very pissed off. If this was a movie, he would already be dead.

* VDH talks about the Enlightenment, Socrates, Locke, Galileo, the Sophists (!!), and Descartes. Because he can.

* Gawker declares open season on the LAT. Good.

* Judith at Kesher Talk follows Juan Cole's antics, commenting that "one of our special projects is tracking the academic and bloggish career of Juan Cole". Oh Judith... achem. Maybe a little recognition, yeah? (cf. blogging, shameless)

* Yeah, this was pretty much inevitable. Of course the US attacked its own embassy - that was obvious from the beginning, just like the DKos denizens explained. At length.

* Too smart for our own good liberal jblogger DovBear has some minor concern with some Republican. Something about security cameras. We're sure that it's easily as significant as the undeniable anti-Jewish and anti-Israel tilt of the Democratic baseand as the deep psychological and social de facto terrorist apologism of career Democrats .

* Dry Bones on the nuclear testing thing

* Elder of Zion continues to investigate righteous Arabs who saved Jews from Nazi death camps.

And the Wheels Come Off - (3) Russia

Fresh off seeing their national whistleblower get murdered, the Russians are all hot and heavy to throw around some historic-sphere-of-influence muscle:

Russia has promised to send troops to defend the Georgian separatist regions of Abkhazia and South Ossetia if Georgia attacks them. Sergei Ivanov, the Russian Defence Minister, said: “Our peacekeepers are there, and there are many Russia citizens there, as well as in Georgia. “If the Georgian leadership attacks . . . if ethnic cleansing and genocide starts there, Russia will not stay on the sidelines.” Russian peacekeepers patrol both regions. They are officially part of Georgia but broke away in the early 1990s when Abkhaz and Ossetian ethnic groups revolted against Georgian rule and expelled ethnic Georgians.

They're called peacekeepers because they keep the peace. Forcefully. With very large weapons and relatively little compunction to use them

And the Wheels Come Off - (2) Gaza

Sectarian conflict comes to the Gaza Strip:

After the Palestinian branch of al-Qaeda took responsibility for killing a senior Palestinian intelligence officer and four of his escorts three weeks ago, the group again took responsibility for violence in the Gaza Strip. Early Sunday morning, Gunmen shot and set fire to an internet coffee shop in Jabaliya in the northern Gaza Strip, causing massive damage. Sunday afternoon an announcement was made claiming that the organization Islamic Swords of Justice, identified as an affiliate of al-Qaeda are responsible for the incident. In the organization's announcement, it was stated that burning the coffee shop is "part of a series of actions aimed at fighting corruption and the corrupt. During the holy month of Ramadan, our fighters have started operating on the holy land and in the early morning placed a bomb weighing ten kilograms (22 pounds) next to the coffee shop, ridden with corruption and characteristic of the unethical activities that have increased in recent days. Jihad fighters detonated the bomb as a message to all the corrupt people."

It's probably because of the Israeli Occupation of the Gaza Strip.

And the Wheels Come Off - (1) North Korea

CNN's posts their prewritten story, with time and date filled in:

South Korean government officials said North Korea performed its first nuclear weapons test Monday, the South's Yonhap news agency reported. North Korea's official Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) reported the country has performed a successful nuclear test. According to KCNA, there was no radioactive leakage from the site. South Korean officials could not immediately confirm the Yonhap report. South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun convened an urgent meeting of security advisers over the issue, Yonhap reported. The North said last week it would conduct a nuclear test as part of its deterrent against a possible U.S. invasion.

This invasion would be with the phantom divisions ready to go as soon as the President, backed by phantom public support, gives the order. Welcome to the nuclear club, North Korea. Enjoy your "most recent member" position as long as you can - which we're pegging at like two months, right?

Pitt QB Thinks Interceptions Are For Other People

Our beloved Pittsburgh Panthers are now undefeated in the Big East and 5-1 total. In the process of dismantling the Orange, Tyler Palko managed to answer the question that was certainly at the forefront of our minds: would he get 15 TD passes before posting 1,500 yards? Answer: yes. But just barely. Meanwhile, and we say this to no one in particular, yet another SEC fanboy cliche gets punctured.

(J)Blog Roundup - 2006-10-08

Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic of the West...

*FishbowlLA on the move of Tim Cavanaugh from his job at libertarian-esque Reason magazine to Opinion editor for the LA Times. Conclusion: being former editor of Suck, "most hated daily content site web", makes him well suited to working for the Times. This is because the LA Times sucks. And is hated.

* We're increasingly dissatisfied with our early "no chance Walt and Mearsheimer are anti-Semitic" pronouncements. We're still pretty solid on Walt, but Mearsheimer has been displaying a quite unseemly enthusiasm in his new Chomsky-esque academic reputation. Also, as JPundit explains, both of them seem to be discovering Jewish Zionist influences rather late in the game.

* A little out of what our demo comes here looking for, but Susan Estrich is trying to mock Ann Coulter. This will not go well, and let us explain to you, gentle reader, why that is the case. Ann Coulter is one of the most biting political writers of our generation. Susan Estrich is the exemplar of the strain of feminism that literally perfected the image of the grim, humorless schoolmarm. This is going to go exactly the same way that Air America is going, and for exactly the same reasons. People don't like listening to forced, hesitant, self-conscious preachiness. Not because they're bad or sexist or racist, but because that kind of writing and speaking sucks to listen to.

* Phoebe from Jewlicious has pragmatic arguments for self-reflexive Jewish nationalism. Contra the popular understanding of the Walt-Mearsheimer-Duke thesis, there are apparently reasons to support Israel outside of wanting to see the United States attacked by terrorists.

* We heart krembos. We also heart absurdly nitpicky sci-fi/fantasy nerds, but not as much as we heart krembos.

* PSA: if you need to tell people that protesting won't make them look like stupid hippies, then it's almost a certainty that protesting will, in fact, make them look like stupid hippies.

* In France, they've got explosions and schoolgirls being stoned for eating during Ramadan. In Sweden, Ramadan is an excuse for riots. In Nigeria, Muslims are rioting and burning Churches because a Christian woman rejected a Muslim man. Move along folks. Nothing to see here.

* VP on the soft, gradual sanctions that the international community is going to put on Iran. Because that will stop them. We can't even figure out why they even bother going through the motions - it's not like they're impressing or fooling anyone with their "pressure" or "diplomacy". Everyone knows that Iran is going to go nuclear, and everybody knows that our beloved State Department - to say nothing of our good friends in NATO and the UN - are doing effectively nothing to prevent it. So again we ask: why even bother? Why not just go home, have a beer, and turn on Dr. Strangelove? In other Iran news, they're starting a campaign to boycott Israel. Not because they're anti-Semitic - just because they're anti-the-Jewish-State.

* Our continuing opinion of the possibility that Syria will first-strike Israel: zero, unless Iran declares that it has non-conventional weapons to back a Syrian attack. Hey wait a minute...

* We were crawling through our RSS feeds, and came across this Astute Bloggers headline: More Proof The New Pro-Tribal Strategy Is Working In Pakistan. And we thought "ya know, things are so bad now that we really can't tell if that's meant sarcastically or not"

* Muslim cab drivers aren't letting people with alcohol into their cabs. Not too concerned - economics will sort that out. It's not like they're British cops and they refused to guard the Israeli embassy because Jews offend them. Because that would be crazy talk.

* Things not looking so good for MoveOn with the they're kind of anti-Semitic accusations. Still won't be enough to get Jewish support for the Dems below 80%.

* Remember how we posted those Che / Nasrallah links on HateWatch about a month ago? Not a joke

International Islamic Council Demands Boycott of Vatican

We're going to have to remember this next time we want to say that reactionary Muslims make interfaith dialogue difficult. A borad Islamic boycott of the Vatican would do wonders to establish some common ground between Jews and Catholics ("... yeah, we know what you mean - the lack of all those high tech products from Syria are just killing us too!")

Lynn-B from In Context calls our attention to rampant stupidity at the International Islamic Council for Propagation and Relief (no, we have no idea what it is):

More than 90 international organizations, members of the International Islamic Council for Propagation and Relief, chaired by Sheikh Al-Azhar Tantawi have demanded an apology from Pope Benedict XVI for his anti-Muslim statements. The foreign ministers of the 56 member-countries of Organization of the Islamic Conference also demanded that the pope withdraw his anti-Islamic remarks. The International Union of the Muslim Scholars declared that they would not have any relations with the Vatican, its organs or representatives anywhere in the world until the pope changed his stand enabling constructive and earnest dialogue with the Vatican.

Personally, we don't think that they're going to go through with it. If they ban all Muslims from standing in those hideous lines outside St. Peter's (slogan: "the only place in Italy with slower security checks than Fiumicino"), then it's going to be awfully suspicious when nine or ten 20-something male Muslims all show up on the same day. Although we're wondering if the statement that "they would not have any relations with the Vatican" includes actually "conquering it."

We do want to call your attention to a couple of things in the article. First, according to our traitorous press (and no, we don't mean that all the press is traitorous - we just mean that we've heard this argument from ones who may, in a strict legal sense, be traitors)... anyway, some have argued that Muslim reactionaries don't pay attention to the Western press. That is obviously untenable denial:

While the supreme spiritual head of the Catholics in his arrogance and conceit refuses to make any sincere attempt to correct his mistakes, leading Western newspapers have criticized Pope Benedict XVI for some of the actions he took once he succeeded Pope John Paul II. The New York Times described the pope’s charges against Islam as grave and painful while the French newspaper Le Monde said, "Six months after the publication of the caricatures lampooning the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him), we hoped that the pope to be moderate in his statements about Islam and not link it with extremism."

It's funny - that NYT article was so filled with indefensible apologias that it was literally the first thing that we wrote about when the Papal jihad really got rolling. At the time, the specific passage about pain caused us to point out that:

The Pope doesn't have to apologize to people who are hurt by arguments. If the New York Times editorial staff thinks that they can make a convincing argument for why the Muslim conception of Allah does not imply a transcendent God and a contingent metaphysics, they're more than free to do so. But if they can't explain why the Pope was wrong, they should do us all a favor and stop pretending that they have any right to play schoolyard traffic cop, forcing mean old Catholicism and Judaism to let Islam play kickball with them.

That still seems like a reasonable position, even when it's Islamic Councils repeating the New York Times. We do have to say, though, that this Arab News writer is a gem. We can't actually remember a lot of MSM outlets pulling the "he was a Nazi" card on the Pope like he kind of sort of does:

There is no point in exacting a reluctant apology from the pope. His past points at his intolerance, bigotry and racism. The best strategy to deal with such a bigoted religious head is by severing all relations including diplomatic ties with the Vatican as long as he continues to be at the helm.

Bold words coming from an Arabnews.com writer - this would be the same outlet that in mid-August published an editorial demanding that Arabs stop comparing Israel to Nazi Germany... because it was making the Nazis look bad (we're not even joking about that - seriously - go check it out - that's the argument!).

Anyway, the rest of this current article isn't exactly "honest" ("honest" in the sense of "reflecting the salient parts of the truth"). It says that Benedict "dismissed the official in charge of holding dialogues with the Muslims". Not exactly - Benedict sent the guy somewhere in the Middle East so that he could have dialogues with Muslims. We think he was sent Egypt, but we're not sure about that part – in any event, he was sent to somewhere where he could go do his job.

The article says that the Pope wrote the article himself. That part is actually true. Benedict writes a lot of his own speeches, especially those having to do with theology. He does this because there simply aren't many people who can think - let alone write - the kinds of things that he thinks and writes about. If you have even the slightest inclination to object to this obvious fact, we challenge you to get through the first ten paragraphs of this 1991 presentation on Conscience and Papal authority and pretend that he's within even a couple standard deviations of the norm. And so if it's not style and content, what exactly do people expect him to hand around his paper for? Is there someone in the Vatican supposed to check this Pope's statements for dogmatic theological consistency – as if there's anyone who can recognize heretical inclinations better than he can? Obviously that's not why people are complaining that Benedict's speech didn't go through normal channels. What they really want is someone weak to have told him "you shouldn't make that very interesting observation about the nature of religious sensibilities, because there are millions of people out there who do things like riot over cartoons". This plea for normal procedures is just a way to demand that the Pope not make sound and reasonable arguments because people might get their feelings hurt - because really, why shouldn't the rigorous search for truth have to take a backseat to hysterics of illiterate mobs?

Speaking of illiteracy:

US President George Bush expressed his appreciation for the pontiff’s attempt to clarify his position with regard to the statement that provoked the Muslims. The US leader said that the pope’s stand should not be interpreted as a clash between religions. On the other hand it is a clash between the murderers who employ religion as a cover for their crimes and those who believe in peace. No doubt Bush’s statement is an appreciation of the anti-Islamic stance taken by the pope and the neoconservatives' hatred of Islam.

Obviously. Because saying that the majority of Muslims are moderate is exactly what people who really hate Islam would say. You know, it's almost like there are certain parts of the Arab and Muslim world that are actively looking for things to get offended about.

How Many Lives Have Been Saved By Red Strings This Year?

Madonna donated USD 268,106 + USD 184,250 = USD 452,356 to the Kabbalah Centre last year. Divided by $80,000 per Magen David Adom Mobile Intensive Care Units, that's over five and a half mobile ICUs worth of red strings and filtered tap water. But at least it's going to a good cause.

BBC: Maybe Pope Benedict Is Not So Stupid After All

Look who's discovered that one of the most incisive theologians of the last century is a good theologian:

Some argue that the question of limbo has taken on fresh urgency because it could be hindering the Church's conversion of Africa and Asia, where infant mortality rates are high. An article in the UK's Times newspaper this week suggested that the "Pope - an acknowledged authority on all things Islamic - is only too aware that Muslims believe the souls of stillborn babies go straight to heaven".

Of course they can't bring themselves to actually write it as their own advocacy (ergo the weasel 'here's a quote from somewhere else that we may or may not agree with' tactic), but the effect is the same - an admission of a widespread consensus that the Pope is much smarter than the BBC, especially regarding Islam. And to think: it was less than a month ago when their own David Willey - looking for any way to distract the public from violent Muslims being violent because they were accused of being violent - said that the Pope was too sheltered to know anything about Islam.

Hamas Has A Trained and Armed Military of 7,500 Troops

In case you keep track of these things, elections in the Palestinian territories have really paid dividends. The result of a decade's worth of international pandering and Israeli concessions has really bought Israel some good will:

The Hamas organization in the Gaza Strip has assembled an armed and trained force of about 7,500 fighters. A senior military official emphasized that it was not just a large guerilla force, but an organized military force. This new Hamas army consists of several specialized units, including a short-range missile unit, a long-range missile unit, an anti-tank unit, and a sniper unit, among others. Intelligence sources estimated the army would reach operational capacity, and be capable of confronting the IDF as soon as the coming summer, if the flow of arms, military experts, and money into the Gaza Strip was not stopped... According to military sources, the strengthening of Hamas’ army was a calculated aspect of a long-term plan that began with the rise of the Hamas government, and did not cease for a single day since then. Even recent internal struggles and IDF operations did not hinder the moving forward of the plan. The manufacturing of short-term missiles took place in Gaza, and there was evidence of anti-tank missiles entering the Strip.

When Israel goes in and has to destroy this thing - which is essentially a professional army hiding in civilian areas, enjoying all of the benefits and meetings none of the obligations of legal warfare - the din of "atrocity" and "massacre" from the international community will be deafening. And forgotten in everything will be the very basic, apparently-too-unsophisticated fact that the Palestinian people elected these people to represent them and armed them to fight a war. Because Israel will eventually have to go in and destroy this army - the Palestinians aren't going to settle for launching rockets at Israeli civilians every few days forever, ya know.

But that's probably not important. What is important is that this is all Israel's fault - if only Israel would have offered the Palestinians their own state, none of this would have happened. Oh wait...

Liberal JBlogger Wants You To Know That He's Smarter Than You

Liberal jblogger DovBear is just so precious:

Among the false gods of the Jewish Republican panthenon are these common errors... Because it's pretty easy to show that all of this is false, defeating a Republican Jew on the field of argument is usually a cakewalk.

Good to see that leftists are getting over their belief - the result of too much grade school parental doting - that they're smarter and better than their political opponents. For too long, that conceit has been the fertilizer nourishing liberal condescension toward and alienation from a majority of Americans (because Democratic electoral impotence* can't be from being wrong - it's because people just don't get their arguments). And since that approach has been a consistent recipe for failure, it's just good to see that they're moving past it. Because another decade of powerlessness would have really sent these people over the edge.

Maybe DovBear can tell us a little more about "the field of argument" (because we're uneducated and don't know anything about that) after he gets done explaining how there might have been an Islamic enlightenment if only those pesky Mongols hadn't sacked Baghdad eight hundred years ago. We had always thought that the totalitarian tendencies displayed by political Islamists had more to do with the lack of reform-friendly rhetorical tropes and discursive resources in constitutive Muslim texts like the Koran and the hadith. But from now on we're going to defer to DovBear's far more persuasive "it was a total historical accident that things just worked out that way" story. Since we're too stupid to engage him on the "field of argument".

UPDATE: *The original unedited version of this post had the type "importance" instead of "impotence". While using "importance" would indeed have sarcastically highlighted the Democrats' self-image of themselves as society-saving sophisticates, it is an inappropriately subtle way to approach the matter at hand - i.e. the blinding conceit of liberals doted on one too many times by grade school teachers.

Palestinian PM Faints

Palestinian PM Ismail Haniyeh fainted during a speech today. Reports are that someone told him that a mid-level Hamas operative had suggested not trying to murder Israeli civilians for a month, and just like that the man fainted.

Condition unknown. Countdown to blaming the Jews for Haniyeh's collapse begins... now...

UPDATE: Eh. He was well enough to finish his speech, at the very least. Best headline about the rally so far: Support For Hamas Explodes In Gaza. This is from a way anti-Israel site - or as they describe themselves, "fair and comprehensive", in that "our logo is an evil Israeli soldier with a gun raised into a house" kind of fair. We're pretty sure that the humor in the headline is totally unintentional.

Israeli Universities Apparently Oppressing Other Universities in the Middle East

Hebrew University is the only university in the Middle East to get honored by Newsweek one of the world's top 100 universities. This is because Israelis are barbaric and are oppressing the Arabs and Muslims in the other 99.5 percent of the region - otherwise, we'd witness the flowering of a civilization the likes of which the world has never known. Obviously, it's the Occupation's fault.

Alternatively, we probably shouldn't underestimate the possibility that Newsweek is controlled by a conspiracy of Jews Zionists. Ditto for the people who award Nobel Prizes in sciences:

The Stanford University biologist who was named on Wednesday as this year's Nobel Prize winner in Chemistry - Prof. Roger Kornberg - just spent four months at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, where he is a fellow at the Alexander Silberman Institute for Life Sciences. Kornberg told The Jerusalem Post in an exclusive phone interview that his stays in Israel are a significant part of his life.

This is a great system. The Nobel science people give awards to Israeli academics, and the Nobel Peace Prize people give awards to people who call for boycotts against Israeli academics.

(J)Blog Roundup - 2006-10-05

This should keep you occupied till sundown. Shabbat Shalom.

* Top of the list: IsraPundit's Jerry Gordon is following a vicious physical attack on Shoaib Choudhury, the Bangladeshi peace activist and journalist who's already fighting for his life in court - having been charged with the crime of sedition for trying to attend a peace conference in Israel. For what it's worth, incidentally, Lynn-B has been all over the atrocities being perpetuated again Choudhury for well over a year.

* Alexandra from the eponymously named All Things Beautiful is back after a bit absence. She is somewhat less than pleased with the Bush administration's continuing aid to Palestinian terrorists ('but they're moderate terrorists...') Also on her shitlist: Republicans and Democrats.

* When the Thai coup first broke, Anne Lieberman of BtB! noticed that nobody was talking about the jihadist dimensions of the overthrow - which was weird, because there were significant suggestions that such dimensions were of salience. Now Astute Bloggers has the BBC article that proves her point.

* Anne is also mildly put out by her discovery that one-third of United Jewish Communities funds are going to non-Jewish sectors in Israel. We tend to agree with her sentiments. Don't get us wrong - non-Jewish Israeli citizens also need and deserve help. But there seems to be something in the name of the United Jewish Communities that would lead people to understand that their donations are going to Jewish communities.

* Jewbiquitous sites several blogs that use the word "Jew" in order to demonstrate that "unlike Google, Jews don't necessarily find the word 'Jew' to be a derogatory one, as shown by its prevalence in the titles of blogs." Except none of those blogs use the word "Jew" alone or seriously - they're all puns on the word (which AnnieGetYou even recognizes). But if that's true, then listing them does nothing to demonstrate that "it boggles the mind" to point out that in common discourse the word "Jew" is jarring. Which it obviously is. The whole post is misguided anyway - Google doesn't "find the word 'Jew' to be a derogatory one" because they like it that way. Google merely suggests that the relative prevalence of the word "Jew" in hate sites is a quirk of language. Which is, again, obvious - if you don't believe it, just do a Google search.

* During the Cold War, there were persistent rumors that not a few Israeli nukes were actually targeted at Russian targets. That way, if a militarily overrun Israel took a suicidal last gasp, the Soviets who had created the Arab tanks and planes would not escape the consequences of their recklessness. Meryl helps to explain why Russia kind of would have had it coming - and still might.

* Smooth Stone hates deluded, ignorant peacenik hippies, aka refusniks. It's all just cheap moral exhibitionism anyway.

* Speaking of refusniks, in Britain it may or may not be a state-recognized Muslim right not to protect Jews. The Muqata points out that this is certainly preferable to the situation in the West Bank, where Palestinians expected to protect Israelis just let them bleed to death.

* Islamist-driven civil war in France goes official. Perfect time for Britain to let Muslim cops declare that protecting Jews is not something they should be expected to do - that's exactly the kind of tolerance that's going to make living with unassimilated populations in the heart of old Europe easier to live with and/or assimilate. How could anything go wrong?

* Sol's waiting breathlessly for expulsions over Wednesday's outrage at Columbia University. Liberal activists really like being thugs - we're not joking about this. In their minds, they really are that stupid Che t-shirt that they all wear. And for what it's worth, Sol is going to be disappointed - expulsions would be 'censorship', which American campuses will never even contemplate. Academic freedom means never having to say you're sorry for attacking pro-Israel and pro-American speakers. People having trouble with this concept can read Pamela's post on NYU.

* Re Jewlicious's call to heed the call for peace talks with Syria how about instead of that, Israel does the total opposite and ignore Syria. Except for the occasional and necessary radar station bombing run. Maybe. VP says Assad is facing a coup anyway - and that's before he's had to try to make good on his belligerent threats to Israel over the Golan, which might very well cost him his air force.

* Elder of Zion has compiled a short list of stupid things Muslim mobs riot over.

* We're often told that Palestinian society is, compared to much of the rest of the Arab world, progressive and secular. How progressive and secular is it? Uncertain. Certainly not so progressive and secular that they're about to stop hating gay people.

* Minor corrections to this post about Ben-Gurion pandemonium. He says:

And this was where the night got really interesting. Think Survivor meets Lost – except Israeli version. It was at this point I realized that Israelis are like assholes - everyone has an opinion. And they’re not shy in letting you know it.

Close, but kind of awkward. First, the expression should be something like "in Israel, vocal opinions that have nothing to do with reality and everything to do with ego are like assholes - everybody's got one". Second, his tropes can use some cleaning up. It shouldn't be "Israelis are like assholes", but more like "Israelis are assholes". Maybe followed up with something like "seriously, try being on an airplane with them for twelve hours - total, unrepentant, unmitigated assholes. But we love them anyway". More or less.

* American Thinker's Patrick Godfrey on the Foley scandal: "Worst October Surprise, EVER". Our girl Clarice Feldman continues to lead the blogosphere on the 'can this scandal get more weird than gross' issue. And again on The American Thinker, Douglas Hanson wonders when anti-gay witch hunts become OK. Since we oppose those tactics when the right turns them against Democrats, we feel totally comfortable being as sanctimonious as humanly possible about the Democrats' disgusting gay-baiting.

UPDATE (21:05 PST): This post has been edited and corrected for style (having originally been written while deleriously tired at 4 in the morning). It differs in no substantive way from the original.

UNIFIL's New Mandate Gives Them Permission To Use Their Weapons. Takes No Stand On Who They're Supposed To Point Them At.

Remember how we joked that UNIFIL finally got authorization to use force against Israel? VP's discussion of UNIFIL's rules of engagement make us not so sure:

In implementing their mandate, all UNIFIL personnel may exercise the inherent right of self-defense. In addition, the use of force beyond self-defense may be applied to ensure that UNIFIL's area of operations is not utilized for hostile activities; to resist attempts by forceful means to prevent UNIFIL from discharging its duties under the mandate of the Security Council; to protect UN personnel, facilities, installations and equipment; to ensure the security and freedom of movement of UN personnel and humanitarian workers; and to protect civilians under imminent threat of physical violence in its area of deployment, within its capabilities.

So if Israel sends a bomber to eliminate a Hezbollah rocket launcher that has been placed in the backyard of a UN building, can UNIFIL now take potshots at the IAF? Let's assume that Hezbollah is going to keep trying to destroy Israel (because Hezbollah has said that they're going to keep trying to destroy Israel). Unless they've suddenly found religion - as the expression goes - we doubt that they're going to start letting things like the Geneva Convention of the laws of war bother them. And now let's assume that the vast majority of UNIFIL forces are in sympathy with Hezbollah against Israel (because they are people from countries where overwhelming majorities are in sympathy with Hezbollah against Israel, ergo...) Push comes to shove, which way are those people going to point their guns?

So we were wrong to label UNIFIL's newly found robustness as "thousands of new human shields for Hezbollah". They have the potential to be so much more: de facto armed battlefield allies, responding to 'Israeli violations of Lebanese sovereignty'.

Tolerate Anti-Semiticish Fantasies Today, Fail To Stop Genocide Tomorrow

Are you feeling uncertain in your political ideology? Do you want to be reassured that you're right for thinking that Arab diplomacy is pathological and delusional? We're happy to help:

Maamoun Fandy of the International Institute of Strategic Studies in London said the Arab League is unlikely to push Khartoum on Washington's behalf unless the U.S. changes its policy toward Israel. "Darfur is horrific, but also what is taking place in Palestine ... is horrific, so unless the menu includes movement on the Palestinian issue, the Arabs will not bite on that Darfur issue," said Fandy. Egyptian Foreign Minister Ahmed Aboul Gheit spoke alongside Rice Tuesday and told reporters the Palestinian issue was central to the Middle East's problems. He said a large part of Rice's meet ing with the six Arab Gulf states, Jordan and Egypt was devoted to Darfur.

This is just the terminus of moral equivalence: if you can get away with lying about ethics (pretending that the Israelis have the same intentions toward the Arabs that the Arabs have toward Israel) then why not lie about reality (that Jews are doing the same thing in the West Bank that the Muslims are doing in Sudan)? This is the result of excusing decades of irrational, anti-Semiticish fantasies (Israeli well-poisoning, organ-harvesting, ect.) as "anti-Zionism": the Arabs think that people actually take their libels seriously, and now we can't do anything about genocide because of it. Good job, UN!

Abbas Is Lying Either To Israel or To the Palestinians - Either Way, It Makes a Peace Deal Impossible

For a moderate, Abbas is sounding a lot like Arafat:

Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas' stated recognition of Israel's right to exist is part of a "political calculation" aimed at ultimately destroying the Jewish state, a terror group leader and member of Abbas' Fatah party told WND in an interview. The leader said the Fatah party does not recognize Israel and that any final accord that doesn't include flooding the Jewish state with millions of Palestinians will not be supported by the Fatah party and will lead to Palestinian civil war. "The base of our Fatah movement keeps dreaming of Tel Aviv, Haifa, Jaffa and Akko," said Abu Ahmed, Fatah member and leader of the al-Aqsa Martyrs' Brigades in the northern Gaza Strip. "There is no change in our position. Abbas recognizes Israel because of pressure that the Zionists and the Americans are exercising on him. We understand this is part of his obligations and political calculations."

Now some people say that moderate Arab politicians need to be able to say these kinds of things in order to keep their credibility with the Arab street. That might sound reasonable at first, and it's in fact one of the oldest, most tired 'arguments' that liberal cocktail party goers pass off as 'nuance' about the Middle East. But the only way that it can make sense is if you don't understand anything about the history or the stakes of Middle East peacemaking (cf. above). The problem with this strategy is that it de facto concedes to the so-called street that it's OK for them to demand that politicians never give up on destroying Israel as a litmus test for legitimacy. Which (a) suffocates the space for potential reformers to take brave stances and win allies (b) guarantees that the vast majority of the Palestinian public will never moderate enough to make peace a likelihood. So the problem isn't necessarily the Arafat-style of 'Abbas's overtures to Israel are fundamentally insincere'. All things being equal, Abbas is probably closer in sensibility to Peres than he is to Arafat - there's probably more truth in what he's telling Israel about his desires for a negotiated settlment than in what he's telling the Palestinian street about his desire to wipe out the Jewish State. But the fact that he has to lie to the Palestinian public about his intentions is (a) proof that there's too much popular radicalism for Israel to safely make concession (b) a necessary tactic to keep his power that nonetheless undercuts any ability for him to make peace with Israel - the very definition of a double-bind. The only solution is to wait a generation, two generations, maybe longer - and see if enough Palestinians come around to the idea that peace with Israel would be kind of nicer than trying to wipe out Israelis.

Put another way: it's suicidal for Israel to make security concessions to someone who can't reciprocate in the context of a peace deal. That Abbas can't admit that he wants peace with Israel is the very definition of a demonstration that he's too weak to make peace - if he tries, he'll be overthrown and any concessions that Israel had made in the interim will be used to murder Israeli civilians. The current disaster of Hamas not recognizing obligations made by previous Palestinian peace negotiators is a stark demonstration of exactly this dynamic. You don't need complex theorizing to analyze a situation as simple as the Israeli-Palestinian peace process: genocidal intentions toward Israel run so deep that peacemakers can't afford to suggest that peace is their motive - because if anyone suspects that it is, they'll be overthrown.

UPDATE: In the meantime, let's pressure the Israelis to give Abbas some money and concessions anyway.

Israeli Rightists Need To Stop Defending Ron-Tal

IRIS notes that Tzachi Hanegbi (Kadima) is speaking out against the disengagement. He uses that news to imply there may have been something inappropriate about firing Major-General Yiftah Tal-Gan for also speaking out against the disengagement. (1) Just because the most crooked politician in Israel has said something asinine doesn't mean that military figures get to do the same thing. Politicians are supposed to say stupid, politically popular things. On the other hand, it's actually dangerous to have military strategists believing stupid, politically popular things (2) This is a facile comparison - Ron-Tal was fired precisely because military officials aren't supposed to be political like politicians. That he was echoing / is being echoed by politicians is exactly why he was fired, not evidence that there was something inappropriate about it.

UPDATE: Appropriate mockery at Israelity.

What About Disengagement Now? - Linking Lebanon II To the Disengagement Is A Really Bad Tactic

We came across this article while doing yesterday's afternoon roundup. At the time, we figured that it was inevitably going to become the right's article of the week, but we were kind of hoping it would take them a day to find it. Our life being our life, of course, meant that IRIS got it within a couple of hours. We're quite sure that IsraPundit, Israel Matsav, Soccer Dad, etc are at most just a couple of hours behind. Here is the relevant passage, courtesy of soon-to-be-fired-for-political-opportunism firmly-fired-for-political-opportunism OC Ground Forces Major-General Yiftah Ron-Tal:

Ron-Tal... claimed that there was a clear connection between the IDF's failure in the recent Lebanon war and its participation in the disengagement from Gaza last summer. "The IDF, from a readiness standpoint, was well-prepared for this war," he said. "That wasn't the problem with this war... Our army last June and July was in a sufficient state of fitness to subdue Hizbullah, but the army dedicated most of its time to training for the disengagement, and therefore the training suffered... It was not on such a level that it was impossible to fight, but there was a need to remove the rust in the first days of fighting. Did the army have to participate in the disengagement? It wasn't its job to evacuate Jews, which was non-consensual, and it, as the army of the people, was not supposed to do that," Ron-Tal said

This argument is nonsensical on a number of levels, but that's not why the right shouldn't be making it. More importantly, they should avoid linking Israel's presence in Gaza and the West Bank to Lebanon II because it hurts their argument much more than it helps them.

First, the nonsense. Give us a break. The Gaza withdrawal was conducted mostly by the Givati Brigade, while Lebanon II was mostly Golani and Nahal. Of course there was overlap, and we haven't really gone through tracing which reserve brigades were called up for support in which battles - but the idea that there was massive overlap among the regular army is just not defensible. Besides, it's been a year and a half since the disengagement - if the IDF hadn't recovered its logistical bearings from the onerous task of picking up settlers and moving them, that's a massive failure of a different sort. But there's an even more fundamental problem with the idea that the IDF's force readiness was damaged by disengagement: assuming that there was an overlap in brigades, those soldiers wouldn't even have been available if Israel still had twenty-one settlements in the Gaza Strip. They would have been guarding the settlements instead of being "rusty" up in Lebanon. This is just a bad argument - Lebanon II was a failure of political will, not IDF readiness. We understand that Netanyahu is gearing up to make the disengagement the Original Sin of the Kadima party, but that doesn't make the argument any better.

Even if there was a tenable argument to be made that soldiers on the ground were less ready to confront Hezbollah because they had trained for the disengagement, merging debates about Gaza/West Bank and Lebanon II is a really bad idea for the Israeli right. Sure, training to evacuate settlers may have hurt the IDF's readiness - but not as much as dealing with the Palestinians:

Most units, in their training and operations, followed fighting doctrines of police forces and not of standing armies. Hezbollah trains, fights and is equiped (sic) as an army, utilizing some of the most advanced anti-tank missiles and other weapons. The character of the IDF - known for its blitzkrieg methods, encircling movements deep inside enemy territory, and the ability to bring about a quick and decisive conclusion to the fighting - has been spoiled by years of involvement in operations that tied it down, emotionally and politically

This is coming from Ze'ev Schiff, who is certainly "one of Israel's best, if not the best, military correspondent" (and that's from David Gerstman's post answering this exact article). We still think that David misread Schiff on this question. He thought that Schiff was arguing against the Occupation on moral grounds. It seems much more tenable that the parts of Schiff's article that sounds like that were just window dressing for Schiff's real argument: the Palestinians suck at fighting, and dealing with them for almost half a century made the IDF soft and weak. It's like playing down to a bad opponent, a phenomenon known to everyone from chess players to athletes. The Palestinians are weak, disorganized, and haphazard - even mobilizing overwhelmingly effective operations against them did nothing to genuinely tax the IDF's capabilities. In contrast, Hezbollah is the best armed and most disciplined Arab army ever fielded against Israel. The difference between Hezbollah and the Palestinians is that Hezbollah's snipers actually hit things (and that's before we get into actual material differences - like, say, cutting edge Iranian-supplied anti-tank weapons).

Now David's original point was that rhetoric criticizing the Israeli presence in the West Bank gets away from even careful advocates like Schiff and becomes the basis for broad-based criticism, which is a point we see no reason to dispute. But the Israeli right needs to keep that dynamic in mind just as much as careful leftists do: beware looking too closely at the relationship between the IDF's force readiness and the Israeli presence in the West Bank. The argument that the Palestinians harden the IDF for any genuine challenge is not particular credible, while the argument that their incompetence lulls Israel into a false sense of military superiority does not seem easily dismissible.

(J)Blog Roundup - 2006-10-05

Because really, why not?

* Via Smooth Stone, we found out about MEfacts.com, a search engine for Middle East related news.

* Astute Bloggers wonder about the possibility of a new tribal strategy in the GWOT.

* Also at AB, they dig real deep to find some solid empirical links between fascism and the left. This turns out to be relatively easy, given that (a) facism is historically a leftist movement grounded in utopian leftist sensibilities and (b) political Islam is totalitarian in the crudest and most obvious ways.

* VP brings the happy news that the State Department is both offering tentative support for Egypt's nuclear program and pushing the country toward democracy. We want to find some way to be sarcastic about this, but really this is the dumbest combination ever - it's like they're trying to make sure that when the country votes itself into a theocracy, the nukes are already there waiting to go.

* Walt and Mearsheimer are going to turn their Walt-Mearsheimer-Duke "Israel Lobby" thesis into a full length book. Still no word on whether their German-to-English translator will get recognition on the front cover or only the inside flap.

* Lars gets all the good lines.

* Dave Bender from Israel at Ground Level has some incredible photos that he's taken of Israel. There's an appetizer on this post, a link to his flickr stream.

* Why was there an AWACS plane circling NYC yesterday?

* YouTube attracted Pamela's attention for being a little too pro-Jihadists. Then they attracted Michelle Malkin's attention. Now things will likely go poorly for them.

UPDATE: Link to Pamela in the last bulletpoint was bad. Fixed now (h/t: Lynn-B)

Quick Roundup of Things That International Political Islam Has Accomplished Today

(1)There's a new terrorist group in the Gaza Strip, and you may have heard of them before:

A group calling itself al-Qaida in Palestine posted a Web video Wednesday denouncing those who "work in the service of the Jews." The 5-minute video contains previously-aired clips of Osama bin Laden and slain al-Qaida in Iraq leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, as well as footage of a masked man sitting alongside an automatic weapon and a rocket-propelled grenade launcher. "My speech is directed against... those who announce blasphemy against Islam and who are allied with enemies of God and religion, and work in the service of the Jews and the Christians," the man said. It was unclear how large or sophisticated the group was, or whether it was indeed linked to al-Qaida. It has never claimed responsibility for any attacks.

We love it when Palestinian terrorists pull this trick. You take a group of regular old terrorists. You give them some weapons that are leaning against the wall, some second-hand uniforms, and a new name. Suddenly, Western journalists are running around talking about this new, scary, "previously unknown terrorist group". Every time it happens, it's like a little mind puzzle: did the seed money come from the EU or UN?

(2) Giggle, giggle:

Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled. Khameini, who is Iran's most powerful political and religious figure, was asked on his website : "If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?" "If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a ḥaram (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a ḥaram intentional breaking fasting," the Iranian leader said, posting the reply on his website.

There's a serious side, of course. This is the essence of totalitarianism - government power exercised on the body, with efficient guilt-induced enforcement provided directly by the citizen. This concern with hygiene and proper maintenance of the body is also, in its obsession with bodily fluids, definitionally perverse. For the two or three of you that this will make sense to, you should also consider this brilliant but predictable irony: Michel Foucault famously supported the Islamist Khomeinist Revolution as a form of anti-Western and anti-Enlightenment political action.

Tell Us, President Abbas, How Can We Help You Today?

Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice knows at least two things:

(1) Despite all the unpleasant riots and shootings going on between President Abbas's supporters and Hamas Prime Minister Haniyeh's supporters, Abbas is apparently doing a great job:

"We have great admiration for you and leadership," US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice told Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas at a press conference on Wednesday following their meeting in Ramallah.Rice added that the US was "very concerned" about the plight of the Palestinians and pledged to improve living conditions in the West Bank and Gaza Strip.

(2) Ditto for political attempts to create a unity government - total and utter failure. So how does the US Secretary of State deal with foriegn statesmen who are not only unable to deliver peace but are instigating riots on their own streets? Reward them!

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Wednesday that the U.S. is "very concerned" about the plight of the Palestinians, and pledged to improve living conditions in the West Bank and Gaza Strip. Rice, speaking at a joint press conference in Ramallah with Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas, said the U.S. would "redouble efforts" to help the Palestinians. "I told the president that we are very concerned, of course, about the humanitarian conditions in the Palestinian territories," she said. "I said to him that we would redouble our efforts to improve the conditions for the Palestinian people."

And what's that you want, Mr. President? What's the one thing that the Palestinians are most desperate to acquire, so that they can relieve their quotidian plights? Obviously, more weapons:

Following deadly clashes the past few days between his Fatah organization and Hamas members, Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas is planning to request a large shipment of weapons from the United States purportedly to arm his group against rival factions, a senior Palestinian official told WND today. The US government previously sent weapons to Abbas in May after the Palestinian leader requested the arms to bolster Fatah's Force 17 security forces against possible clashes with Hamas. In June, WND broke the story about how assault rifles that were part of a cache of weapons transferred by the US made its way to members of the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades terror group, some of whom are also officers of Force 17. The weapons may have been used in a string of shootings, including an ambush against a busload of Israeli school girls here, Al Aqsa members told WND...

But following the transfer, Force 17 senior officer Abu Yousuf told WND in an exclusive interview the American weapons will be shared with the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades and utilized for attacks against Jews. Abu Yousuf is also a member of the Al Aqsa Brigades. He hinted the weapons were used in shooting attacks in June that killed one Israeli civilian and wounded another. Many Force 17 officers are also members of the Brigades. In June Abbas appointed senior Brigades leader Mahmoud Damra to head Force 17. Damra is on Israel's most wanted list of terrorists. He is accused of masterminding a string of attacks. Damra was arrested by Israel last month...

Abu Yousuf refused to confirm whether the American weapons were used in the spate of highway shootings, but he hinted the information was accurate. "It is no coincidence that as soon as these American weapons arrived, we were able to carry out these accurate shootings," Abu Yousuf said.

Well certainly. It's not like the major group to the right of Hamas right now - the Al Aksa Brigades - is the "military arm" of Abbas's Fatah organization. Except it is the "military arm" of Abbas's Fatah organization, and they have been killing Israelis, and the US has been giving them weapons - and now the State Department seems amenable to giving them some more. No way that this can go bad. They're openly admitting to using American weapons to kill Israeli civilians, and nobody really seems unusually put out by this. Ladies and gentlemen, the death of outrage.

[Cross-posted at IsraPundit]

The Palestinians Can't Get Along? It's Someone Else's Fault. Again.

Like little children, it's never their fault:

The Palestinians are not pinning high hopes on US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice's current visit, saying Washington has yet to change its opposition to the proposed Palestinian Authority unity government and to pressurize Israel to channel funds to the PA. Rice is scheduled to meet here on Wednesday with PA Chairman Mahmoud Abbas and some of his top advisers to discuss ways of reviving the peace process and supporting Fatah in the ongoing struggle with Hamas.

Yeah, that's clearly what's stopping a Palestinian unity government. It has nothing to do with the fact that they're murdering each other in the streets and threatening to assassinate each other's leaders. It's obviously because the US hasn't given its blessing to a Palestinian unity government. And that's before we even get into the whole "it's the Palestinians' fault that the US won't recognize their government, since Hamas refuses to recognize Israel".

Although, in slight tension with this position, we would like to say we told you so about how there's not going to be a civil war:

Any attempt to harm its leaders would lead to an all-out confrontation with Fatah, Hamas warned on Tuesday. It said political assassinations would prompt it to resort to "scorched earth" tactics. The rival parties on Tuesday observed an Egyptian-brokered cease-fire, and no major incidents of violence were reported. However, Fatah gunmen in Nablus set two vehicles belonging to Hamas institutions on fire. No casualties were reported. The warning came in response to a leaflet distributed late Monday night by Fatah's Aksa Martyrs Brigades, which called for "executing" Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal, Palestinian Authority Interior Minister Said Siam and Youssef al-Zahar, the commander of the 3,000-strong Hamas "back-up" force in the Gaza Strip. Hamas legislator and spokesman Mushir al-Masri described the authors of the leaflet as "agents of the Zionist occupation." He said the threats were issued by a "hired gang that claims to be a nationalist force, but is in fact helping the Zionist occupation achieve what it had failed to achieve... This leaflet reflects the moral and political decline of this suspicious gang."

Right - because if it's not the US's fault, then obviously it's Israel's fault. So today's lesson is that if the entire world spends fifty years telling millions of people that they're helpless, those millions will start believing it. The constant "if it's not the Jews it's the Catholics... if it's not the Catholics it's the Americans... if it's not the Americans, it's the Jews..." cycle is enabled intellectually (if we can use that word) by the pathological conspiracy theories that circulate through the Arab and Muslim worlds. But as a matter of sensibility, the cycle of blaming others is its own pathetic, victimological sensibility. They've been definitional victims for four or five generations now - of course the reflexive externalization has gone all the way down to instinct and reflex.

[Cross-posted at IsraPundit]

UNIFIL Given Authorization To Keep Sucking

Oh please:

The United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon has been permitted to use force in order to prevent a potential renewal of clashes. In a statement released on Tuesday by UNIFIL's spokesman, Alexander Ivanko, the newly expanded force's rules of engagement allow UN forces to "respond as required… should the situation present any risk of resumption of hostile activities." "UNIFIL commanders have sufficient authority to act forcefully when confronted with hostile activity of any kind," Ivanko said. The statement also detailed different types of checkpoints set up both by the UN force and the Lebanese army. "UNIFIL set up temporary checkpoints at key locations within its area of operations in southern Lebanon," said the statement.

Let's put this into perspective: the most powerful conventional force in the Middle East could not wipe out Hezbollah over a month of sustained fighting. Adjust for the fact that Israel didn't really put their back into it, and it still doesn't matter. There's no way that UNIFIL has any chance against Hezbollah in any kind of armed confrontation - and if UNIFIL did try to take on Hezbollah militarily, Hezbollah would dismantle them. If you're sympathetic to the current ceasefire conditions, then UNIFIL's job is to try to be in the general vicinity of Hezbollah rocket launching platforms and hope that Hezbollah gets bashful. If you're unsympathetic, then UNIFIL's job is to provide 40,000 new human shields to Hezbollah. We're unsympathetic.

Unity Government? No Unity Government? The Solution Is the Same - Israeli Concessions

So there's this problem. Secretary Rice is in the Middle East to do this peace thing, but there's seriously no one around to talk to:

US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice will arrive Wednesday for a visit to Israel and the Palestinian Authority, during which she plans to meet with Prime Minister Ehud Olmert , Defense Minister Amir P eretz, Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni as well as Fatah leaders. Rice, who will be arriving from Egypt, will focus on the violent intra-Palestinian crisis and its affect on the local Palestinian-Israeli conflict. Rice's Mideast tour is intended to strengthen Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas’ leadership, in attempt to establish a unity government that recognizes Israel and all the PLO’s previous diplomatic agreements. Rice is slated to meet with Olmert Wednesday night, and with Peretz and Livni on Thursday. In light of the worrying developments in the PA, sources at the Prime Minister’s Office said, "Rice's arrival is a 'maintenance visit.' Right now the Palestinian issue is dead. There is no one to talk to, and therefore all talks of a Palestinian unity government and diplomatic dialogue are off the table. We have nothing to clarify to the Americans, since we don’t have any stances opposing them."

How great is the deal that the Palestinians have worked out with the rest of the world? Just when things are about to get really bad - just as it seems that absolutely no one will ever be in a position to really recognize Israel - diplomats rush in to... pressure Israel into concessions anyway:

But other voices heard in Israel noted that despite the chaos in the PA, Israel might try to help Abbas. Security officials told Ynet that Israel was readying for the possibility of easing restrictions towards the Palestinians after the PA has been under economic blockade for months. The same officials told Ynet that in meetings ahead of Rice’s visit, the possibility of "fortifying Abbas" through humanitarian gestures was discussed. However, it has not yet been decided what restrictions would be lifted, and discussions on the matter were ongoing.

What's the definition of insanity again?

But hopefully, Israeli concessions in the face of absolutely no reciprocation won't have to happen. There's a very slim chance that Israel will be able to make concessions in the face of simply disingenuous promises of future reciprocation. Qatar doesn't technically recognize the right of Israel to exist (they have economic but no diplomatic relations) - and yet, very helpfully, they've decided to pitch in and make everything better:

Qatar has come up with a plan to end the infighting between Fatah and Hamas, establish a Palestinian unity government and release captive Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit. Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas has agreed to the plan, which was presented to him by Qatari Foreign Minister Sheikh Hamad Al-Thani. The foreign minister also presented the plan to Khaled Meshal, the Damascus-based head of Hamas' political bureau, but Hamas' position on the matter is not yet clear. Palestinian sources said Meshal has agreed to the plan in principle and that Abbas has sent a representative to Meshal to finalize the details. However, senior Hamas officials in Gaza told Haaretz that Hamas had not agreed to the plan. According to the Qatari plan, the Palestinian unity government will in effect accept the conditions that Israel and the international community have imposed - recognition of Israel and agreements made with Israel, and an end to violence - which will allow for the renewal of peace talks. The Palestinian government envisioned in the plan will be headed by an independent figure who is not aligned with any Palestinian faction, and will include ministers from Hamas, Fatah and other factions, as well as those not affiliated with any party.

In all honesty, Qatar actually does count as a "moderate" state when it comes to establishing relations with Israel (they'll at least pay lip service to the idea that Israel isn't going away any time soon). No seriously - that's a great idea. That way, if we all squint just right and really use our imaginations, we can almost convince ourselves that 30 percent of the Palestinian public doesn't want to destroy Israel right this instant.

No Really, Most Divestment Campaigns Are De-Facto Anti-Semitic

It's not that all opposition or criticism of Israel is anti-Semitism. It's that obsession is the hallmark of pathology and anti-Zionist activists are clearly pathological:

In a move already sparking debate, the student government at the University of Michigan-Dearborn passed a resolution last week demanding the school stop doing business with Israel. The student Senate unanimously approved a resolution last Tuesday calling on the Board of Regents, which also sets policy for Michigan's campuses in Ann Arbor and Flint, to divest from companies that profit from the actions of the Israeli military in what the resolution claims are "illegally occupied territories." "We want the university to withdraw their investments so these companies think twice about selling their products or their services to the military," said Bilal Dabaja, 21, a senior political science major.

Illegally occupied territories in China? Not a problem. Illegally occupied territories in Africa? Not a problem. Illegally occupied territories in Southeast Asia? Not a problem. But for Israel - a country that has tried and tried and tried to give those territories back - nothing short of international pariah status will do.

Again: we have no problem in theory with people going after Israel for whatever they think they should go after Israel for. But when people (a) claim to have beliefs that could not have arisen through the presentation of good reasons ("genocide of Palestinians"... come on) and (b) obsess over those beliefs - then it's far to ask why they have those beliefs and why they are so obsessed. We think it's latent and not so latent anti-Semitism - but as always, we're willing to entertain other possibilities.

Quick Homophobia Check

In Israel, IDF Chief of Staff Dan Halutz had to do a little fence-mending with the local GLBT community. In an advanced, secular democracy like Israel, you have to apologize when you say things you ought not:

A week after saying things that angered the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender community, IDF Chief of Staff Dan Halutz met with representatives of the community for a reconciliation meeting Tuesday evening. At the conclusion of the meeting Halutz ordered to appoint a person to be in charge of complaints based on sexual orientation in the army. Halutz Made his controversial statement during a farewell ceremony from the chief of staff's advisor on women's issues. In the ceremony, the army chief said that "there are two genders: Men, women, and there are those we cannot speak about." The words caused an uproar in the gay community in Israel, whose members said that "there are things that we shouldn't laugh about." During the meeting, which was aimed at reconciling the differences, Halutz said that in his words he was not referring to the people of the gay community and that he did not mean to hurt them. "The last thing I thought about when I was speaking was about the gay community. I did not mean your community or any other community for that matter," he said.

Obviously, he should have been a little more circumspect. But that's how these things work in advanced, modern societies like Israel - you overstep your bounds, you misspeak, you say something off the cuff that you shouldn't have... and you have to apologize. How else could it possibly work? Well, it's interesting you'd ask:

Gay and lesbian groups were demanding that the Indonesian government revoke local ordinances inspired by Islamic law that they claim violate their human and constitutional rights, a news report said Tuesday. The Association of Jakarta Transvestites; Arus Pelangi, a gay advocacy group; and the Srikandi Foundation, a women's advocacy group, appealed to the Justice and Human Rights Ministry to immediately strike down the ordinances, The Jakarta Post reported. 'Such ordinances are politically charged to please the majority,' Rido Triawan, director of Arus Pelangi, told ministry officials during a meeting Monday. Provincial districts, exercising new powers of autonomy, have sparked a legal and religious battle in recent months by issuing dozens of local bylaws inspired by Shariah, or Islamic law, including outlawing homosexuality, forbidding women from walking alone at night, banning alcohol and insisting female civil servants wear headscarves.

So the next time you see a leftist mob meandering through a street somewhere in Seattle or San Francisco - with their anti-Semitic signs and their stupid puppets - you'll be reminded of this. And you'll think to yourself "wow, those people are stupid. Like their puppets".

(J)Blog Roundup - 2006-10-04

In this morning's (j)blog roundup, pro-Israel bloggers react to the news that Iran is suspending uranium enrichment and that Hezbollah is disarming as per UNSC 1701. Also: unicorns. Everybody likes unicorns, right?

* One Jerusalem has a recap of yesterday's conference call on the plight of Shoaib Choudhury. We're going to copy and paste the contact instructions, because we don't trust you enough to click through:

1. Contact the Bangladeshi Ambassador to the U.S. Shamsher M. Choudhury at bdootwash@bangladoot.org or at 202-244-0183 and let him know that such behavior is unacceptable from "an ally of the U.S. in the war on terror." Bangladesh is currently the recipient of U.S. aid dollars and the government of Bangladesh needs to know that U.S. citizens will not stand for such behavior.

2. Contact Congressman Mark Kirk of Illinois to thank him for championing the cause of Mr. Choudhury. Congressman Kirk was able to secure Mr. Choudhury's release from prison once before after threatening to withhold U.S. aid to Bangladesh and his efforts to stop this severe human rights abuse should be encouraged.

Feel free to make liberal use of the phrases "human rights atrocity" and "totalitarian action", and of the adjective "Orwellian".

* TTLB top-JBlog The Astute Bloggers on Muslim prayer rooms in Windsor Castle. Want to guess what kind of position they take?

* Pamela passes on the Iran-asks-France-to-enrich-uranium-for-them story, commenting that the chicken has asked the fox to guard the henhouse. We kind of think it's the other way around.

* SoccerDad compares Republicans vs. Democrats on Israel. Advantage: Republicans. We tend to agree, albeit for more structural and institutional reasons. That said, the GOP needs some time in the wilderness - for their own good if nothing else. The problem is that we get nauseous just thinking about the plebeian rampage that will be a DNC takeover / revolution. Populists tend to forget that revolutions eat their children. And they tend to forget that every. single. time.

* Usually-too-hopeful-for-our-tastes Head Heeb has a very learned discussion on the political situation in post-coup Thailand.

* We just noticed that Prof. Cori Dauber is taking a break from blogging to work on her book. Which totally sucks, because that means we'll have to clear out shelf space. And we just finished arranging the bookshelves in the new apartment literally last night.

* JPundit on the ongoing saga of Ahmadinejad and the Holocaust. Looks like this generation's wannabe Hitler is now ready to admit that last generation's real Hitler may have actually been responsible for the deaths of some Jews. But that's only making him feel bitter and jealous (remember: it's not Holocaust denial, it's Holocaust envy).

* MEMRI translates a speech by Saudi Interior Minister Prince Nayef bin Abd Al-'Aziz - a speech in which the prince demonstrates a marked distaste for Muslim reformers. Specifically, he threatens to cut off their tongues. Sol's comment: "Saudi Got Your Tongue?" Bad, but just barely inbounds.

* Ayaan Hirsi Ali is off and publishing at AEI. Her most recent piece is about women who go missing by the millions in the Muslim world.

* Jim Hoft passes on Hamid Mir saying that the Atta tape signals that it's terrorist go-time. If they target the Library Tower again, we're going to be pissed - cf just finished setting up apt, above.

* Robert Avrech is the Emmy award winning blogger at Sephardic Secret. He therefore theoretically knows something about TV and film. Alas, his statement that "Gone With the Wind is not a great movie, it's not even good" means that we can never listen to anything that he has to say ever again. He's Reuters to us now.

* Our IsraPundit boss Ted Belman asks whether it's possible that Syria is / will enter a low-level conflict / war with Iran. Answer: no.

* Why must Arabs in San Francisco call Jews 'their dogs'?

Israeli-Arab Fifth Column Watch (Helping Suicide Bombers Edition)

Is it even news any more when an Israeli-Arab citizen - a man who has the privilege of voting for Knesset members who then vote on Israel's military budget - helps a suicide bomber:

Police and Shin Bet operatives arrested Islam Badir, a resident of Kfar Kassem, who is suspected of having aided a suicide bomber who attacked the 'My Coffee Shop' cafe in March 2002. One woman was killed and dozens were injured in the attack. A breakthrough in the case came about a month and a half ago, when Jerusalem resident Abu Saris, 28, was arrested for illegal residence in Israel. During his investigation, Saris admitted to accompanying the terrorist from Nablus to Israel in accordance with instructions he had been given by terror leaders in the Balata refugee camp in Nablus.

In a similar vien, is it even news any more when a UN-built camp housing fourth and fifth generation permanent refugees - a UN- built camp with a UN-funded school - ends up being a center of terrorism? Unfortunately, not really, no.

Iran Sanctions Blah Blah Blah

Yeah right:

A short while after landing in Saudi Arabia Tuesday morning for the start of her Middle East tour, US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice told reporters, "The international community will have no option but to force sanctions on Iran if it does not suspend its uranium enrichment program."

This is after they suspended the threat of sanctions for a week or two because Europe was ever so close to getting Iran to give up enrichment - which, mysteriously, didn't work out (hey, who could've seen that coming?) Iran's newest foot-dragging maneuver is to suggest that France enrich Iran's uranium... on uranium soil. Reports are that the French described the proposal as "dumber than the Maginot Line".

Palestinian Non-Civil War Watch (Bonus: It's the Jews' Fault. Of Course It Is)

In this morning's roundup, we made light of the odds for an all-out Fatah-Hamas war. But for what it's worth, it does seem like this might be a little more serious than their past head-fakes at civil war. We still maintain that they don't have the attention span to keep up a really vicious civil war (if they has that kind of commitment, they'd have a state by now). But that doesn't mean that the Palestinian and Muslim media aren't just as predictable and sad as you'd expect. For instance - according to the Palestinian media, what's the real tragedy of all this fighting? Is it that Palestinians are killing Palestinians? Sure, that's bad. But the real tear-jerker is the time and ammunition lost forkilling Jews:

"A cartoon published in Al-Kuds showed a man flushing weapons used during the internecine fighting down the toilet."... "O Palestinians, we are killing our national cause with our own hands," wrote Hassan Nazzal, from the town of Kabatiyeh near Jenin. "We are using our filthy nails to destroy the achievements of our martyrs. By all accounts, what is happening in Gaza, Nablus, Hebron and Jenin these days marks one of the darkest pages in our history. It's indeed a very, very black page."

Oh, the waste of it all. And when Hamas has been stockpiling weapons for months just to kill Israelis:

Hamas has succeeded in smuggling "hundreds of tons" of weapons from Egypt into the Gaza Strip and is preparing for the possibility of launching a large-scale conflict with Israel, according to a report by Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas' Fatah party. The report, drafted by Fatah's General Security Services and obtained by WND, stated [that] Hamas has smuggled from the Egyptian Sinai desert between several hundred and 1,300 tons of advanced rockets; anti-tank and anti-aircraft missiles; rocket propelled grenades; raw explosives; rifles; ammunition; and other heavy weaponry.

That would be the Gaza-Egypt border across which the the Egyptians are treaty-bound to prevent smuggling and the Europeans are committed to monitoring in exchange for an Israeli withdrawal. It's really a wonder that Israel doesn't trust its security to the vaunted "EU monitors", isn't it? Current record of international monitors who make security commitments in exchange for Israeli concessions: the ones supposed to keep Zeevi's killers in prison in exchange for Israel letting them out of the Church of the Nativity - packed up and left; the ones supposed to keep weapons out of the Gaza Strip - threatening to pack up and leave (not like they're doing much good now).

Things do seem to be getting a little crazier than usual out there:

For most Palestinian newspapers and columnists, the bloody clashes that took place between supporters of Hamas and Fatah in the Gaza Strip on Sunday could herald a civil war that has been looming for months. Controlled by Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas and Fatah, the official PA media put the blame for the street battles on Hamas and its government. Al-Kuds and Al-Ayyam, the two leading dailies, ran black banner headlines declaring "Black Sunday" and "Catastrophe" in the Gaza Strip.

Now, the joke we were going to make when we were reading through the article the first time was "finally - a Palestinian 'Catastrophe' that isn't Israel's fault!" But of course, we should have known better:

An editorial published in Iranian newspaper Jomhury-e Eslami on Tuesday blamed Israel and the West for the internal fighting in the Palestinian Authority. “What is currently happening in Palestine is the result of a joint plot conjured by the Zionist criminals and the western nations against the Palestinian people,” said the newspaper, which is affiliated with Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

See, you might not realize why Iranian newspapers publish these sorts of conspiracy theories: it's because they're absolutely batshit crazy.

[Cross-posted at IsraPundit]

If Britain Won't Stop Radical Islam, Why Should Radical Islam Stop Being Radical?

It's almost like they want conflict:

Benedict XVI on Monday held an unprecedented meeting with a group of 20 Muslim leaders in a bid to calm anger that has spilled over into international Muslim protests. The envoys invited to the Vatican included leaders from major Muslim countries such as Indonesia, Egypt, Pakistan, Turkey, Iran and Iraq, and from the Arab League... But keeping the controversy alive, an organization of 56 Islamic nations yesterday pressed Benedict once again to apologize for his original comments. Foreign ministers of the Organization of the Islamic Conference approved a statement urging the Vatican to "retract or redress" the pope's citation of Paleologus. In all his responses to the controversy, the pope has not directly apologized for his original statements quoting a scholar linking Muslims to violence.

And why shouldn't they? Europe certainly seems uninclined to push back agianst the threat growing in their midst:

A furious row has erupted after it emerged that a notorious preacher will not be prosecuted for issuing a death threat to Pope Benedict over his remarks about Islam. During an organised demonstration, Muslim radical Anjem Choudary said that anyone who insulted Prophet Mohammed would be 'subject to capital punishment'. He made his remarks in a TV interview while protesting at the rally. The protest took place outside the Roman Catholic Westminster Cathedral at the height of the furore over the Pope's quoting of a 14th century emperor who said the Prophet brought 'things only evil and inhuman'. Police received about 25 complaints about the protest which left members of the central London Cathedral's congregation 'upset' and 'intimidated'. But Scotland Yard has concluded that 'no substantive offences' were committed on September 17... About 100 Muslim demonstrators took part in the protest . Slogans on display included 'Pope go to hell' and 'May Allah Curse The Pope'.

Good thing that Britain's progressives are focusing on the real travesty threatening their country and the West - the "atrocity" of Israel's existence.

John Mearsheimer - Not Anti-Semitic. Just Anti-Semiticish

John Mearsheimer - the more unseemly half of the anti-Semitic anti-Zionist Walt and Mearsheimer writing team - has become quite a star:

"The Israel lobby was one of the principal driving forces behind the Iraq War, and in its absence we probably would not have had a war," said the University of Chicago professor, John Mearsheimer, at a forum organized by the London Review of Books. Later, in response to a question from the audience, Mr. Mearsheimer claimed that the "animus to the United States" of Qaeda terrorist mastermind Khalid Sheik Mohammed "stemmed from U.S. foreign policy toward Israel... [this] simply can't be discussed in the mainstream media." In fact, Mr. Mearsheimer claimed, "There is a considerable amount of evidence that there is a linkage between the two" — the two being American support for Israel and the terrorist attacks of September 11.

We're bored with the debates about whether or not anti-Zionism is anti-Semitism. Of course anti-Zionism is anti-Semitism: there's no other way to explain why, of all the countries in the world, billions of dollars and uncountable hours should be spent to point out the atrocities of Israel - a state that not only is a victim of unremitting and genocidal hatred but that goes out of its way to be civilized. Even if there was a way to explain the global obsession with Israel - and even if Israel actually committed the atrocities that it is accused of - no other country's very existence is put at stake the way that the Jewish State's existence is. When Serbia was accused of genocide much more massive and provable than Israel, their leaders were whisked away and then the rest of the country was embraced with aid. Only Israel sees columns from Pakistan to Europe calling for its elimination. Of course anti-Zionism is anti-Semitism.

And how are these calls made and defended? As "legitimate criticisms of Israel". Even when they're couched in the most virulently and obviously anti-Semitic terms - accusations of blood libel, well-poisoning, dual-loyalty, etc - everything's on the table as long as activists carrying signs saying "Nazi Kikes Out of Lebanon" say that they're talking about "Israelis" and not "Jews". And of course they're talking about Jews. Of course they are. So New Jersey Poet Laureate Amiri Baraka took the anti-Semitic myth of Jewish involvement in 9/11 and wrote a poem about how 4,000 "Israelis" didn't show up to work in the Towers that day, he could go on Fox News and defend himself against anti-Semitism by angrily insisting that criticizing Israel isn't anti-Semitic (and Pravda could publish an article headlined "State Poet Asked to Resign for Criticizing Israel", as if that's what anybody thought he was doing). All that's necessary, apparently, is to take an old anti-Semitic myth, replace the word "Jewish" with "Israeli", and suddenly you get to get angry that your nudge-nudge wink-wink is actually being called anti-Semitic.

How about we agree on this? We'll refrain from accusations of anti-Semitism when "Israel" or "Israelis" are accused of: poisoning Palestinian wells, using depleted uranium, undermining governments from within, giving Palestinians AIDS, being supported by Jews elsewhere in the world spying on their home countries, intentionally targeting Palestinian children, or anything else that seems mysteriously like a modern-day revival of an ancient anti-Semitic libel. Instead, we're just going to comment on the degree to which these accusations - based on the flimsiest evidence and repeated in the most hysterical ways - just sound like anti-Semitism. Instead of "anti-Semitic", we'll make due with them being vaguely anti-Semiticish. It's not the most elegant of phrases, but we think it'll stick.

So when Mearsheimer says that you can tell that the "Israel Lobby" controls the press because no one dared to bring up American support of Israel after 9/11 and he turns out to have kind of made that up...

He appeared to have forgotten the article that ran on September 20, 2001, on the op-ed page of the largest circulation American newspaper, The Wall Street Journal, that began with the sentence: "Is American support of Israel behind the hatred of this country that pervades the Arab world and that literally exploded into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on Sept. 11?"

... we're not going to suggest that the almost willful neglect of the facts in the interest of repeating the age-old "Jewish conspiracy" canard is the product of resentment at declining political influence and knee-jerk anti-Jewish scapegoating. Instead, we'll content ourselves with just pointing out that, while it might not be anti-Semitic, it is a demonstrably false statement made in the interest of making an anti-Semiticish statement.

Or when Walt and Mearsheimer defend themselves against anti-Semitism in their paper by saying that they're criticizing non-Jews too...

It described what it alleged to be a vast Israel lobby that included the editors of the New York Times, "neoconservative gentiles," the Brookings Institution, and students at Columbia. The "Lobby," the paper said, had the "ability to manipulate the American political system," "a stranglehold on the U.S. Congress," and was actively "manipulating the media."

... we're not going to say something like: "did we just read Want and Mearsheimer defending themselves against the charge of anti-Semitism by saying that American Jews have cunningly subverted some American gentiles to their cause as well... which is one of the oldest anti-Semitic canards in history?" Instead, we'll say something like "Wow. Walt and Mearsheimer just defended themselves from the charge of anti-Semitism by implying that American Jews have cunningly subverted some American gentiles to their cause as well. We don't know if that's anti-Semitic, but given the tens of thousands of Jews that have been killed in pogroms throughout history on the basis of exactly that accusation, it's certainly a little bit anti-Semiticish."

It's not that they're being anti-Semitic when they're criticizing Israel. It's just that they're libeling Israel with lies that happen to sound a lot like anti-Semitic libels. Anti-Semiticish. Awkward, but it gets the job done.

[Cross-posted at IsraPundit]

OneJerusalem.org Conference Call: Yehudit Barsky on Salah Choudhury

This conference call is part of a much larger One Jerusalem campaign to bring the cause of Bangladeshi publisher Salah Uddin Shoaib Choudhury to public attention. On October 12, Mr. Choudhury will be tried for sedition. The potential penalty is death. There will be one judge, and to save time he'll also serve as the jury. The rest of the officers of the court are also particularly unsavory characters - suffice to say that they do not provide particularly productive resources for our public diplomacy efforts. More problematically, they all seem to have problems with things like "talking to Jews". Which makes it easier to understand why Mr. Choudhury is on trial - he tried to board a plane to Tel Aviv to attend a conference on utilizing the media to promote intercultural peace efforts.

It's a small thing, but you can get a sense for how serious Allen Roth and David Goder are taking the potential of Mr. Choudhury's execution by noting that they started giving background and pushing this call before it happened. They also contacted bloggers like Michelle Malkin - who has been writing about this and other outrages - to generate buzz about this call specifically and Mr. Choudhury's plight more generally. The guest expert was Yehudit Barsky, the director of the American Jewish Committee's Division on Middle East and International Terrorism and an associate scholar at the Foreign Policy Research Institute's Middle East Council. On the call was Allen Roth (One Jerusalem), Rick Richman (Jewish Current Issues), Jerry Gordon (IsraPundit), and some other folks that we were too slow to catch. By now we've all gone through enough of these to know that audio will be up later today on the One Jerusalem frontpage - but this time you really have to make sure that you check again and again until their post comes up, because it will have contact information for the Bangladeshi ambassador to the United States.

Here is your assignment: write, call, smoke-signal, send a telegram - do whatever you need to do to contact the Bangladeshi ambassador and let him know that this kangaroo court is unacceptable. Back when Mr. Choudhury was arrested and imprisoned, Rep. Mark Kirk (R-Ill.) was able to secure his release by threatening to withhold US aid to Bangladesh. The charges were never dismissed, and now the affair has reached a crisis point. This is a potential human rights outrage of literally totalitarian proportions - a journalist attempting to use both his expertise and his pen in the cause of peace. Everything about international progressivism in its best senses - freedom of the press, committed cosmopolitanism, democratic deliberation, dialogue between nations - is represented in this, the most fundamental of human rights causes: a journalist being persecuted and prosecuted for his journalism. Mr. Choudhury's only "crime" is trying to create a bridge between people of different cultures at a time of unprecedented global tension.

But it's not a coincidence that this kind of issue would emerge in Bangladesh at precisely this time. This is a country that is hanging in the balance. Tip one way, and it begins to undertake in earnest the incredibly complication negotiation between secularism and Islam that Muslim countries must face sooner or later. Tip the other way, and it becomes a first domino in the fall to sharia of secular Muslim-majority nations. The situation is becoming increasingly dire: the governing coalition has several extremist member parties, popular support for terrorism is constantly increasing, and our friends the Saudis are pouring millions of dollars into the country to create a network Wahabbist madrassas. Whether Bangladeshi sharia actually becomes the domino that knocks over other teetering secular states is of course up for debate - but it's also to a certain extent academic anyway. People on the call were talking about how Bangladesh alone has the potential to become the next Taliban-controlled Afghanistan - the next stable training ground and planning base for global terrorism. In the face of this stands Mr. Choudhury and his Weekly Blitz newspaper.

These individual cases, one by one and man by man, will be one of a variety of tests that the West will face in coming years. Mr. Choudhury IS the moderate Muslim that the Bush administration swears is the true face of Islam. He's the vocal dissident that every single right of center blog swears they're desperate to hear from and ally with. Now our unilaterally-declared ally (declared by us) is fighting for his life against representatives of the most pathological and vicious strains of a religious ideology that is bringing the planet to the abyss of nuclear conflict. We try to avoid hysteria or hand-wringing on this blog, but it's not an exaggeration to say that Bangladesh's fate as a secular democracy hangs in the balance. How it tips will be based largely on the amount of pressure that the West brings to bear to ensure Mr. Choudhury's human rights. We've all been saying for years that we'll support moderate Muslims when they stand up to Islamofascist thugs. The world will be watching to see how much that support is worth.

UPDATE (10:35 PST): This post has been updated stylistically. No content has been changed. We had to run to a presentation right after the call, and had wanted to make sure that we had something posted. This is the final copy.

UPDATE 2 (11:15 PST): The other person on the call that asked questions was Judith Klinghoffer from the History News Network.

US Congress Not Happy About 'UN Helping Terrorists' Thing

US Congressmen have noticed that an organization tasked with feeding and housing fourth and fifth generation Palestinian "refugees" might not be the ideologically unbiased operation that the UN is supposed to implement. In that "they give money to terrorists kind of bias:

The United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestinian refugees (UNRWA) does not check agency beneficiaries against a list of known terrorists identified by the police or Israeli government, US Congressmen Mark Kirk (R-IL) and Steven Rothman (D-NJ) told US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice in a letter released for publication on Thursday. In the letter, Kirk and Rothman cited a recently released United Nations Board of Auditors report that included a harsh assessment of UNRWA's management, efficiency and security. Additionally, Kirk and Rothman called on Rice to do more to ensure UNRWA is complying with federal anti-terrorism laws.

Yeah, we're sure that the State Department will get right on that. And after they're done with that one, they'll launch another investigation into why there are UN-funded refugee camps nursing some of the most radical Arab populations on the planet in the first place. Then the New York Times will declare that "militants" are "terrorists" after all.

Syria Gives Israel Ultimatum. Isn't That Cute?

For a man who's air force would last about 10 seconds against the IAF, jerkoff over here is awful bold:

Syrian President Bashar Assad continued to give clashing messages to the international community with an announcement that he was ready to negotiate with Israel. In an interview with Spanish newspaper El-Pais on Saturday, the president said it would take six months to reach an agreement with Israel. If a peace agreement would not be reached, he added, war would break out.

Bashar Assad has the same ability to unilaterally launch an international conflict that we have to launch an international conflict. If Tehran wants a war in six months, they will activate Hezbollah and there will be a war in six months. What's that you say? The UN will make sure that Hezbollah is unable to launch a war in six months (actually, obviously you didn't say that since you read this blog - but let's pretend that you did). Actually, not so much with the Hezbollah not being able to start a war thing:

Only two days after Israel's withdrawal from southern Lebanon, Hizbullah leaders announce that their weapons threatening Israel will remain along the border. Muhammad Fanish, a minister representing Hizbullah in the Lebanese government, announced that the organization "will never give up its arms nor its role of fighting the occupation." According to him, Hizbullah won't abandon its role "as long as there is occupation of even one foot of our land." Fanish, energy and water minister in the Lebanese government, spoke Monday at a festive meal breaking the Ramadan fast.

How very festive. "OK, good day of repentance and making peace everybody. Now let's celebrate murdering some Israeli civilians, huh? How about a rousing chorus!" And here's one last block quote from this morning's news - this time that Syria and Iran helped Hezbollah during the war:

During the fighting in Lebanon Hezbollah received direct intelligence support from Syria, using data collected by listening posts jointly manned by Russian and Syrian crews. Hezbollah was also fed intelligence from new listening posts built on the Syrian side of the Golan Heights, which are operated jointly with Iran. This information was confirmed in recent reports by the defense journal Jane's. Syria's centrality to the collection and transfer of intelligence to Hezbollah is based on separate agreements Damascus signed with Moscow and Tehran on intelligence cooperation.

Which begs the question: when the Guardian announced to its readers that the sophisticated position was to declare that "little is overt about the relationships between Hizbullah and the governments in Tehran and Damascus", did they know how stupid they were sounding? Bonus question: did they care?

It Turns Out, There IS A Way To Read the Koran Non-Peacefully

What kind of stupid world do we live in when it is actually news that religious Muslim suicide bombers (who chant religious slogans before pulling the cord) are motivated by the Koran:

With suicide bombings spreading from Iraq to Afghanistan, the Pentagon has tasked intelligence analysts to pinpoint what's driving Muslim after Muslim to do the unthinkable. Their preliminary finding is politically explosive: it's... the Quran after all, according to intelligence briefings obtained by WND. In public, the U.S. government has made an effort to avoid linking the terrorist threat to Islam and the Quran while dismissing suicide terrorists as crazed heretics who pervert Islamic teachings. "The terrorists distort the idea of jihad into a call for violence and murder," the White House maintains in its recently released "National Strategy for Combating Terrorism" report.

And here we were actually buying the idea that it was "root causes" and "the Occupation" that were contributing to the repeated, massive global orgies of rioting and violence. Good thing the Pentagon did a study on that. The terrorists' motives would have remained totally inscrutable otherwise.

Of course, at least the Pentagon is willing to call people who blow up civilians in the name of jihad "terrorists" - the AFP won't even go that far.

North Korea Will Test Nuke (?!)

But Bill Clinton told me that he fixed this:

North Korea said on Tuesday that it would conduct a nuclear test in the future but remained committed to the denuclearisation of the Korean peninsula, Pyongyang’s official KCNA news agency said. Following are parts of the North Korean foreign ministry’s statement in English carried by KCNA: "The DPRK (North Korean) Foreign Ministry is authorised to solemnly declare as follows in connection with the new measure to be taken to bolster the war deterrent for self-defence: Firstly, the field of scientific research of the DPRK will in the future conduct a nuclear test under the condition where safety is firmly guaranteed. The DPRK was compelled to pull out of the NPT (Non-Proliferation Treaty) as the present US administration scrapped the DPRK-US Agreed Framework and seriously threatened the DPRK’s sovereignty and right to existence."

How great is it that the Bush administration kept China's deployment of anti-satellite weapons under wraps because China was being so helpful with North Korea? Never mind that using ASATs violates like a billion treaties - China's playing ball!

(J)Blog Roundup - 2006-10-03

Repentance is over. Time to get your snark on.

* Anybody remember when a person could blog whatever they wanted without fear of being "corrected" for being "wrong"? Lynn-B from InContext calls us out publicly:

Dear Omri, Please correct this, too. I do not support Bob Casey, although I will, most likely, be reluctantly voting for him. And I, too, would love to see him denounce the moronic drivel by the commenters at MoveOn.org. But I'm not sure it's really worth his time to bother, any more than it's worth his opponent's time to denounce every nut job that comments on right wing websites. I'd find it more meaningful, actually, if Santorum would denounce his own moronic drivel. But I don't expect that to happen. Thanks.

First of all, are we the only ones who don't think that her "Thanks" was totally sincere? Links are in the original, including helpful guides to all the corrections we've had to issue in the last week.

* While you're over at In Context, you should read her thoughts and observations about the Clinton meltdown. Lynn doesn't post as often as we'd like - whenever she does, she can be counted on to suggest interesting connections and related dynamics that have escaped the conventional wisdom.

* Premise: after the Foley scandal pissed off social conservatives, there was only one part of the GOP base still somewhat willing to pull the lever Republican - people who believed that no matter what, the Republicans were better than the Democrats in the war against political Islam. Fact: Senate Majority leader Bill Frist took this opportunity to declare that the US should invite the Taliban into the Afghan government. Conclusion: the GOP wants to lose the House and Senate in November.

* Sol follows anti-Israel and anti-Semitic activity in Greece. It's nice to see that Israel is a place where the Greeks can come together with their historic Turkish enemies - NATO must be pleased.

* Hamas will not recognize Israel. In other news... oh forget it.

* Hmmm... KesherTalk has a Kabbalah post:

You remember how it was when you were a small child? How everything was new and full of wonder? Even if you had a hard childhood, your mind would open from time to time, everything around you would fall away, and you felt yourself joined with something higher. You know what I’m talking about. Don’t tell me you don’t remember.

Honestly, and we don't mean to be difficult here, but not really.

* Jerry Gordon on Islamist violence in Thailand.

* Carl in Jerusalem continues to play Charlie Brown to the Palestinians' Lucy. They're not going to descend into a civil war - they just don't have the attention span. No really, we don't care how much shooting there is. Won't happen. Meryl's got the media bias angle on this story.

* Pure Awesome.

* Did you see how just about everybody on the planet linked to our girl Clarice's Foley post last week? And, no, of course we don't call her "our girl" to her face - she insists on the more formal "the plaintiff". And no, of course she doesn't talk to us.

* Hey, the BBC wants to know if anyone else has heard about this Iranian nukes thing.

* Pamela's following rioting in France. And does anybody have ANY idea what that graphic embedded in the post is?

* Van continues to follow the story of Anne Murphy the Irish Catholic impregnanted by her Jordanian lover and then - unbeknownst to her - sent on an El Al flight with enough Semtex to bring down the whole plane. Anne Murphy: "what man is pure unadulterated evil. You are talking about someone who has never shown even a flicker of remorse or once said he was sorry."

In Venezuela, They Think That Anti-Zionism Really Does Have Something To Do With Anti-Semitism

Hugo Chavez is a hero to the netroots and a fan of Noam Chomsky. He is also supported by - and supports - vicious and genocidal anti-Semitism:

I am posting the translation of an article... that was published in El Diario de Caracas, a pro Chavez paper which has the pretense to pass as a normal rag... Keeping track of such garbage shows that indeed the Chavez speech at the UN is not a mere incident, it is a clear confrontational strategy organized by a group of mad men that desperately want to figure in history books, at the expense of other folks blood if necessary:

Zionists, the destructive sect of radical Jews, are again impregnating the Jewish community with its animosity towards humanity. The genocide they executed in Palestine and Lebanon is similar to the Holocaust which the Nazis executed against them, and they will undergo another Holocaust because of the global hatred they are accumulating... Let's pay attention of the Israeli-Zionist associations, unions and federations which are conspiring to Venezuela to take over our finances, our industries, commerce, construction; which are infiltrating government positions and politics.

That, of course, is the not-so-secret way that all genocidal conspiracy theories justify mass genocide: 'well, in theory there are good Jews (anti-Zionists) and bad Jews (Zionists), but the bad Jews have infiltrated the good Jews and so now we have to wipe them all out'. It just so happens that this Chavez outlet is a little more honest (or a little ahead of the curve) of even some Egyptian and Syrian papers. Again: Chavez and his supporters are heros to the Democratic base - and, yes, to mainstream Democratic politicians as well:

Various Democrats have looked with favor upon the anti-American Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez over the years, his record of deepening anti-Semitism notwithstanding. Ex-president Carter helped him secure his position by certifying election results that others have cast doubt upon. In 2002, 16 Democratic Congressmen, including senior Judiciary Committee member John Conyers of Michigan, voiced their support for Chavez when they sent a letter to President Bush complaining that America was not protecting Chavez from internal opposition to his authoritarian and increasingly erratic rule. In that same year, Representative William Delahunt of Massachusetts established a “Venezuelan Caucus” to show “friendship to President Chavez”.

Kinds of puts in perspective their outrage about how liberal Jews rub shoulders with evangelical Christians.

Uhh... Did You Know That China Used ASATs Against The US?

And this is from the Telegraph. Can this be true:

China has secretly fired powerful laser weapons designed to disable American spy satellites by "blinding" their sensitive surveillance devices, it was reported yesterday. The hitherto unreported attacks have been kept secret by the Bush administration for fear that it would damage attempts to co-opt China in diplomatic offensives against North Korea and Iran. Sources told the military affairs publication Defense News that there had been a fierce internal battle within Washington over whether to make the attacks public. In the end, the Pentagon's annual assessment of the growing Chinese military build-up barely mentioned the threat... According to senior American officials: "China not only has the capability, but has exercised it." American satellites like the giant Keyhole craft have come under attack "several times" in recent years.

Yeah, and seriously, those "diplomatic offensives" have been paying off incredible dividends. Any day now, Iran and North Korea are going to give up their nuclear programs. Obviously, this is worth not letting anybody know that China is deploying anti-satellite technology against US assets? Preventing the weaponization of space is regularly touted as one of the most persistent successes of bilateral and multilateral international diplomacy. Nice to see that working out.

Europeans Consider Maybe Doing Something About Millions Of Terrorist Dollars And Tons Of Terrorist Weapons

The European monitors who are in charge of making sure that weapons and terrorists don't get into the Gaza Strip from Egypt have had enough:

The European monitors stationed at the Rafah crossing between the Gaza Strip and Egypt have informed the Palestinian presidency of their intention to close the crossing and not resume their work due to continued violations by Palestinians of the Crossings' agreements, Palestinian reliable sources have declared. According to the source, the observers from the European Union have complained about Palestinian Legislative Council (Hamas) member, Marwan Abu Ras, who they say 'smuggled' US $1 million into the Strip in the last 48 hours against the monitors' wishes... Meanwhile, Israeli intelligence has warned that Palestinians 'smuggled' 19 tonnes of explosives through the border from Egypt into the Strip.

We have a different idea: wouldn't it have been great if, instead of waiting until after millions of dollars and tons of explosives have gotten into terrorists' hands, the Europeans had met their obligations and closed the crossing down... wait for it... before those things happened? Or if Egypt met their obligations under the Camp David Accords (in exchange for which they have been recieving US military aid for the last couple of decades) and prevented smuggling on their side of the border?

Or if the Palestinians, you know, stopped being such unrepentent terrorists?

[Cross-posted at IsraPundit]

Apparently, The NYT Thinks That This Is The Perfect Time To Celebrate Treason

FrontPageMag's Henry Mark Holzer argues that a drowsy fifth grader with a reading disability could still prove in open court that the New York Times violated the Espionage Act:

It is an article of faith on the Left and among its fellow travelers that the Bush administration stole two elections, made war on Iraq for venal reasons, tortured hapless foreigners, and conducted illegal surveillance of innocent Americans. A corollary of this mindset is that the press, primarily the Washington Post and The New York Times, has a right, indeed a duty, to print whatever they want about the administration—even if the information compromises national security. Not true. The press is not exempt from laws that apply to everyone else. The press is not exempt from laws protecting our national security. The New York Times is not exempt from the Espionage Act, as we shall see in a moment.

Simply as a matter of sensibility, we just don't know. As a rule, we're uninclined to make into a criminal case what ought to have been properly prevented or condoned by deliberative and cultural norms - holiday displays in public places, the Pledge of Allegiance in schools, government-press relations, etc. But we do know that we'd be a lot more uninclined on these issues if the left hadn't spent the last three years fanaticizing about Karl Rove being frog-marched out of the White House. Or if the New York Times hadn't chosen just this week to publish an article celebrating treason.

Catholic Leader Insults Muslims - Time To Blame The Jews

The ADL takes a break from warning us about the evangelical plot to turn Jewish kids into Protestants to pass on this charming cartoon (which we're not going to hotlink even though you know that the ADL doesn't check their logs, because of (a) courtesy and (b) Yom Kippur):


Anti-Semitic, pathological lunatics. At least it's only a small minority of them. A minority that seems to exist and be very vocal from Bahrain (where this cartoon comes from) to the Gaza Strip. And at least it's only anti-Zionism, and not anti-Semitism (we're assuming that that's a Zionist Star of David in the picture). Although we're kind of beginning to get suspicious about this anti-Zionism/anti-Semitism thing. Do you think, for instance, that maybe when Sheikh Abu Saqer says Zionists, he actually does mean Jews?

Sheikh Abu Saqer, leader of Gaza's Jihadia Salafiya Islamic outreach movement, which seeks to make secular Muslims more religious, called the pope a "puppet" for "that Crusader George Bush."... Abu Saqer claimed he did not condone violence. He blamed the pope for recent anti-Christian attacks in the Palestinian territories. "We are deeply sorry for these acts that we condemn," he said. "But I am sorry that this little racist did not think of the consequences upon the Christians in the Arab world when he insulted our prophet. It is an open war – the Muslims against all the others."

This is the jihadist equivalent of "the Christians were wearing a short skirt". Maybe they should have thought of the consequences that their provocative words would have on those Muslims. Maybe some New York Times-endorsed interfaith dialogue (which is supposed to be more important to the Pope than creating a Catholic identity) can solve all our problem. We suggested that interfaith dialogue is actually worse than useless when people believe (a) in the truth of their religion and (b) that their religion requires getting people from other religions to convert. Let's see who reality supports today:

Pope Benedict XVI's meeting this week with a delegation of Muslim leaders and his calls for interfaith dialogue following earlier remarks about Islam are really "Crusader conspiracies" to subjugate the Islamic faith and force "Christian-Zionist" worldviews upon Muslims, a prominent Gaza Strip preacher told WorldNetDaily in an interview.... The Gaza imam said the only Christian-Muslim dialogue that is acceptable is one in which "all religions agree to convert to Islam... The call for so-called dialogue by this little racist pope is a Trojan horse with the main goal of reaching a new system in which the ideals (of Christianity) are a new ideology that will rule relations between nations and people. The dialogue he wants is dangerous," said Abu Saqer, speaking to WND from the southern Gaza city of Khan Younis. "The pope is the spiritual and religious wing of the Crusader ideology," Abu Saqer said. "He is totally coordinated with Bush. Through this dialogue he hopes to break the lines of unity between Muslims and polarize the Muslim world, which has some partisans who will accept this new dialogue. But true believers know Islam must rule all relations. The only dialogue we will accept is when all other religions agree to convert to Islam."

It's probably the Occupation's fault.

Memo To Diplomatic Sophisticates: Ahmadinejad Did Not Get The Part Where You Meeting With Him and Being Nice To Him Was A 'Criticism'

There was a time when something like this would have provoked justifiable feminist outrage. That time seems long past...

After his prayers, Mr. Ahmadinejad stood at the head of a receiving line and, for two hours, said hello and shook hands with every single person in the long line—except the women, of course, who were content with an Islamic-appropriate hello and nod of the head.

... and if you want see how long past, try getting the New York Times to publish an editorial attacking fundamentalist Islam for being patriarchal. Or maybe suggest that the Pope should do it. Ahmadinejad had a fantastic time in New York - he got to talk to important people, he got to be rude to important people, and he got to be celebrated for being rude to important people. In response to someone's eyewitness account of Dachau, he more or less suggested that the guy was lying because he was too young to have been there. And the Council on Foreign Relations certainly played their part in inflating Hitler-wannabe's ego, not to mention the MSM's own five-time consecutive winner of Emoter of the Year Awart:

Anderson Cooper of CNN posed the softest if not most pro-Iran question of the morning when he asked about the country’s rather under-publicized but valiant efforts at fighting the Afghan opium trade. I realized later that the question must have been intended to help land the unscheduled short interview that Mr. Cooper conducted for CNN that night.

This part of the article is just slightly less predictable than the part where you learn that Ahmadinejad "expressed some interest in having Michael Moore attend". Of course he did. And of course, criticizing organizations and journalists who would give a platform and a megaphone to a man who wants to wipe out six million Jews is considered churlish - who would want to stand in the way of dialogue? Here's our suggestion: we don't think that he's really getting the message that people are 'challenging' him:

After the address was over, I was stopped by an African U.N. security guard; he begged me for a copy of the speech, saying it was the best thing he’d ever heard. I had left my copy behind in the booth. The Iranian diplomat with me promised him a personal copy on Islamic Republic of Iran letterhead...

"Let me explain a few points," Mr. Ahmadinejad continued. "One gentleman said the situation between America and Iran has gotten worse. No. It’s not worse than last year; it’s better. Better... Last year... we were under serious threats—military threats. Today, at the very worst, it’s economic threats, and even that — well, I don’t really want to say, but for those who would like to pursue them, the situation is not conducive... Even though there are those in America who would like to put pressure on Iran, they won't be able to. We’ve really progressed. You see, 118 countries [of the Non-Aligned Movement] have specifically supported Iran’s nuclear program. That's eliminated the excuse that four or five countries speak for the 'international community.' In Indonesia, when I went there, there were great demonstrations in our favor... And wherever we went in Asia, we heard shouts of 'Ahmadinejad, we support you against America!'"

"Two thousand Zionists want to rule the world. You can do it elsewhere," he said, as if speaking directly to the mysterious 2,000, "but not in Iran. It’s impossible—it’s not doable."

At least CFR members had fun "sparring" with Ahmadinejad in New York. And good for Anderson Cooper for landing that historic interview. We're sure that lots of people's minds got changed by both events. Well worth playing nice with the Man Who Would Be Hitler.

Swedish Government To Be Less Anti-Israel. For Now.

There's one less virulently anti-Israel government in Europe:

Nobody will admit it formally, but a few government officials in Jerusalem are dancing a jig over the defeat Sunday of Sweden's Social Democratic government. For years, said Zvi Mazel, a former Israeli ambassador to Stockholm, the Swedish Social Democratic government has promoted an unabashedly "pro-Arab, anti-Israeli" position. Mazel said that the center-right parties, headed by 41-year-old prime minister designate Fredrik Reinfeld, who ousted Prime Minister Goran Persson, made supportive comments about Israel while in the opposition. "We had good relations with them in the past, and hope it will continue," Mazel said. Mazel - who in 2004 wrecked a display at the Museum of National Antiquities in Stockholm that glorified a suicide bomber - said that Sweden has for years been among the most critical countries in the EU towards Israel, along with Ireland and France.

Well that's nice. Although in about 30 years, the old Swedish Social Democrats are going to look positively pro-Zionist compared to what's going to be happening in some European governments.

A Real Chilling Effect - American Book Publisher Drops Anti-Jihadism Book Out of Safety Fears

We now live in a world where books are preemptively not being published because publishers are afraid of rioting Muslims:

Rioting and threats of violence from Muslim extremists have apparently triumphed once again over the First Amendment. According to psychoanalyst Dr. Nancy Kobrin and noted feminist Phyllis Chesler, who wrote the introduction, Kobrin's new book, "The Sheikh's New Cloth: The Naked Truth about Islamic Suicide Terrorism", was to be published in November by Looseleaf Law Publications, Inc., but Dr. Kobrin's contract was suddenly cancelled over concerns for their staff's safety... And, of course, who can blame a small publisher when virtually every major American mainstream news source refused to publish any of the Danish cartoons that started a firestorm of Muslim violence worldwide?

On May 5th, 2005, the New York Times decried the chilling effect on television that the Chairman of Public Broadcasting was having - because he criticized PBS for having a liberal bias. Public television, of course, continues to have an easily demonstrable liberal bias.

On December 23, 2003, the New York Times decried the chilling effect on the press that the Bush administration was having - because their new antiterrorism policies were scaring journalists. Most media outlets, of course, continue to criticize the Bush administration (and, frankly, undermine national security) as they see fit.

On August 14, 2004, the New York Times decried the chilling effect on activists that the FBI was having - because they were questioning protesters. Liberal activists, of course, continue to be totally insane.

The New York Times did not see fit to worry about the chilling effect that their cowardly refusal to publish the Danish cartoons would have on every sector of American print and visual journalism. And now we're losing the right to publish books opposing political Islam. It's a little depressing to see where the Times thinks the greatest threat to America's freedoms is coming from. And where their priorities lie.

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