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Turning Over a New Leaf Watch

The single, overarching, consistent, and eventually deadly Palestinian betrayal of Oslo was their use of mass media and religious organization to twist an entire generation of Palestinians into vicious Jew-haters. So when Abbas took over, he was supposed to put the Palestinians back on a path to peace by putting an end to incitement. He promised. Turns out not so much:

In a fiery official sermon on Palestinian State Television Friday... Palestinian preacher Sheikh Ibrahim Mudeiris declared that "the Jewish government" was hatching plots together with "extremist religious Jews" to destroy the Al-Aqsa mosque in Jerusalem or to "invade the blessed Al-Aqsa mosque" with "thousands of extremists, Jews."...
The speeches themselves were only the latest signs that the Palestinian Authority (PA) headed by Mahmoud Abbas had not really carried out its promise to stop all violence and incitement to violence against Israel.

Having the government step in to stop religious incitement is a thorny issue for a democratic society (not that Palestinian society is even a stone's throw of that description). But surely it's not too much to ask Abbas not to put it up on Palestinian television in order to dampen the terrorism he claims to oppose. Then again, it might only be a matter of time before the government becomes a bunch of terrorists anyway:

Hamas has decided to participate in next July's election for the Palestinian Legislative Council so it could destroy the Oslo Accords... he Islamic Jihad organization announced on Saturday that it was considering taking part in the legislative election.

And the list goes on:

"Palestinian Authority security officials are using their weapons for criminal activities, including murders and killings, with the aim of scoring personal gains and accumulating fortunes. Some use their weapons to collect debts, serving as judges and enforcers of verdicts that were issued without trial. "What's strange is that those who take the law into their hands are individuals or groups belonging to the PA executive branch. They have become saboteurs of the entire Palestinian society and epidemics that harm its fabric and weaken it."

It's almost enough to shake one's faith in democratizing the Arab world. Wait - now that I think of it, it is easily enough to shake one's faith in democratizing the Arab world.

Once a Terrorist Always a Terrorist

Keep this in mind the next time you read a New York Times editorial demanding that Sharon make concessions through massive prisoner releases:

A Palestinian that was freed from incarceration in Israel in the recent release of 500 security prisoners was arrested along with two other Palestinians near Kalkilya this afternoon after 102 M16 bullets, a knife and other stolen property were found in their possession.

Prisoner releases are a way to make Palestinians feel warm and fuzzy by putting Jewish lives at risk.

Democracy, Sure. But What's This About Not Being Anti-Semitic?

The more things change, the more they stay the same:

Lebanon has decided to withdraw from the 2005 Eurovision song contest in order to avoid airing the Israeli song on local television, the European Broadcasting Union confirmed Friday.

The Jewish voice is like a siren, calling the Arab youth away from the sturdy ship of paranoid anti-Semitism. Lebanon's just doing what's good for their people.

I Heart Mark Steyn

So funny:

The New York Times wondered what Mr. Bush's next appointment would be:
'Donald Rumsfeld to negotiate a new set of Geneva conventions? Martha Stewart to run the Securities and Exchange Commission?'
Okay, I get the hang of this game. Sending John Bolton to be UN ambassador is like ...putting Sudan and Zimbabwe on the Human Rights Commission. Or letting Saddam's Iraq chair the UN conference on disarmament. Or sending a bunch of child-sex fiends to man UN operations in the Congo. And the Central African Republic. And Sierra Leone, and Burundi, Liberia, Haiti, Kosovo, and pretty much everywhere else. All of which happened without the UN fetishists running around shrieking hysterically. Why should America be the only country not to enjoy an uproarious joke at the UN's expense?

What's better than the Bolton appointment? Following up the Bolton appointment with the Wolfowitz appointment? Do you really think it's possible that Bush might appoint Rumsfeld to some human rights commission? That'd be just too decadent.

Abba Eban Told You So

Among his many, many famous lines, perhaps the one Abba Eban is most often quoted for is "The Arabs never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity." This is why:

MK Mohammad Barakeh (Hadash-Ta`al) told Israel Radio this morning in a live interview that the 8 MKs representing Arab parties will vote as a bloc against the budget - even if that means that Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's Government falls.

Of course, it's possible that even they've figured out that the disengagement is necessary to assure Israel's demographic survival (many of them are, after all, traitors). But it's more likely that they're just doing it out of myopia and spite. This does officially put the Likud rebels on the side of enemies of the state, so it's good to see that firm battle lines are being drawn.

Note to Disengagement Opponents: Settlers Not Being Taken To Death Camps

I consider myself a member of the Israeli center-right (although I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that those who also so identify are increasingly loath to have me). I believe that much of Western diplomacy is marred by a strong undercurrent of latent and not-so-latent anti-Semitism. I believe that deep-seated Arab Jew-hating makes talk of a new Middle East so much utopian babble. And I believe in a strong, Jewish state to protect Jews from persecution all over the world - a state that can only be kept strong and Jewish by separating that state from the Palestinians.
I understand and respect many of those who oppose disengagement. Most of them are good people and their hearts genuinely go out to Israeli settlers who are going to be taken from their homes. And many of them are justifiably concerned about the loss of Israeli strategic depth that will be incurred by a loss of the Gaza Strip and the West Bank (to say nothing of the moral cost that will be suffered). But many of these genuine people seem nonetheless to be laboring under a delusion, an apparent delusion which the normally circumspect folks at IsraPundit have seem to have also fallen under:

[A letter written] 60 years ago by a Jewish woman in Poland to her family in Palestine, a woman who knew she and her children were about to be sent to a concentration camp for extermination by the Nazis... is chillingly similar to the planned 'evacuation' of Jews which is about to take place in Israel today. The big difference is that this expulsion is not being done by a Hitler...it is being done by the Prime Minister of the State of Israel, Ariel Sharon!!!

It seems not unreasonable to point out that, among other salient differences between the Holocaust and the disengagement, Arik Sharon is genuinely trying to save Jews while Hitler was trying to exterminate them. For starters.

Israel Political Roundup - What Can We Do To Make You Shut Up? All of You.

Like a doting ward eager to let his charges walk their way back from a silly escapade, Sharon is not above throwing the Likud rebels a bone:

Prime Minister Ariel Sharon is considering a proposal raised by Agriculture Minister Yisrael Katz to legalize illegal outposts in return for the support of the 13 so-called Likud rebels on the 2005 state budget, Katz said on Sunday.

In the meantime, it cannot be underestimated how horribly bad a sign this is:

The impression coming from the Palestinian street is that the Israeli right wing's fierce opposition to the disengagement plan is the source of considerable pleasure for the Palestinians and benefits Hamas... One can deduce from the responses that in Israeli terminology, Sharon's plan can indeed be termed a disengagement; but in the understanding of the vast majority of Palestinians, it's a withdrawal and capitulation plan brought on by the intifada's more than four years of bloody conflict.

Not to be overly delicate, but the quick execution of five to ten top-ranking Hamas terrorists, the annexation of 40% of the West Bank, and the razing of the abandoned settlements should go a long way towards clearing up that little misunderstanding.

Compare and Contrast II

At what point, exactly, do you think that Mohammed Daraghmeh, of the Associated Press, gave up journalistic ethics for subtle, politically interested obfuscation:

Extremists on both the Israeli and Palestinian sides pose a significant threat to a truce that 13 Palestinian factions agreed to extend this week.
Rogue Palestinian groups, some of which are believed to be funded by the Lebanon-based Hezbollah, remain outside the truce, which is underpinning the new momentum toward peacemaking that has brought a recent drop in violence.
And Jewish extremists could upset the deal if they make good on threats to stage provocative demonstrations aimed at derailing Israel's planned pullout from the Gaza Strip

Now, he's not as out of it as his bad writing makes him sound. The demonstrations that he's talking about involve plans to send mobs of Jews onto the Temple Mount, which is certain to incite massive Muslim riots and tie down the Israeli soldiers who would otherwise be participating in the disengagement. It does leave out the deeper issue though: in the first case of Palestinians disrupting the peace process, it would be Palestinians killing Jews for being Jewish in the wrong place (Tel Aviv); in the second case of Jews disrupting the peace process, it would be Palestinians killing Jews for being Jewish in the wrong place (Jerusalem). So when examined, it's worse than just equivocating between murder and something far, far less severe than murder and then blaming them both equally for threatening the peace process - it's that the faux equivocation covers up the fact that in both cases the peace process is threatened by Palestinian violence.

Compare and Contrast

Ward Churchill makes an intellectually and morally indefensible comparison between innocent civilians trading stocks and Adolf Eichmann organizing the murder of six million Jews, and the best minds of the academic Left (and I say that without sarcasm) as well as the best lights of international journalism (that one was sarcasm) rush to protect him. But let a professor point out that "there’s more than one perspective on the Middle East conflict" and that Israelis are not Nazis, and he is to have his job taken away, his life insurance revoked, and his reputation ruined. Academic freedom - only for mildly anti-Semitic, disgustingly anti-American Leftist celebrities.

Neat

For Spring Break, I accomplished the following: successfully took a flight to Athens, GA; drank a lot; got home. These people shot lasers at acetone vapor and produced bubbles that then collapsed to produce four times the heat of the surface of the sun. In my constant quest to rationalize my way to self-esteem, I convinced myself that I got the better end of that exchange because their results were probably unreplicatable, and hey, vodka in Athens was really cheap. Turns out the results are replicatable. And that serious scientists are saying that these two may have just discovered a source of clean, inexhaustible energy. Which is cool I guess, if you go for that sort of thing.

Israel Wins War, Gives Back Territory

It probably has to happen, but that doesn't mean that we should like it:

Israeli and Palestinian security commanders signed an agreement Wednesday afternoon on the handover of the West Bank city of Jericho to the Palestinian Authority, formalizing the Israel Defense Forces pullback that took place earlier in the day.

In other good news, Moshe Arens (not exactly a radical) points out that disengagement could tear Israeli society apart and Hamas views the disengagement as a victory. And all the while, those on the Left are demanding more and faster concessions! And that's just the Israeli Left!

Dark Cabal of Neoconservatives Take Over Global Finance - This Should be Good

If I was prone to anti-Semitic conspiracy theories, this would be like Christmas:

President Bush on Wednesday selected Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz, a magnet for controversy as one of the leading architects of the Iraq war, as his choice for World Bank president. The decision threatened to set off a bitter fight on the World Bank board, which must sign off on Washington's choice, at a time when Bush has said improving trans-Atlantic relations and America's image in the Arab world will be a top priority.

Mere Rhetoric is now taking bets as to which happens first:
(1) Juan Cole darkly talks about the relationship between the "neo-conservative Paul Wolfowitz" and international banking
(2) Paul Krugman goes on a long and incoherent tyrant about the Bush administration's attempts to "inflame the Arab street" through "the Wolfowitz appointment"?
(3) The heads of at least two Democratic Underground trolls spontaneously explode?
And what will Wolfowitz have done to bring done such disapprobation upon himself:

Wolfowitz is a deeply controversial figure in Europe because of his role in designing and promoting the Iraq war. He has also been a frequent target of criticism from congressional Democrats for what they called his "rosy" assessments of military operations and reconstruction in Iraq...
Several international groups including Greenpeace, Friends of the Earth, and ActionAid called Wolfowitz a bad choice. Greenpeace expressed concern that Wolfowitz would "put U.S. and oil industry interests" ahead of development.

Ted Kennedy hysterics aside, I'm not sure why insisting over and over again last year that elections in Iraq would turn out well is anything but evidence of precience. And everyone with a brain is unequivocal that the man is a genius and a humanitarian. I'll spoil the surprise: opposition to Wolfowitz is nothing more or less than vulgar anti-Semitism.

Turns Out, Iraq did have WMD capability. Who Knew?

Since this post has a link to a Hitch article, I figure that I can go all Orwell without being too pretentious. In 1984, doublethink is the ability to hold two completely contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accept both of them. As such, I don't think that it's unreasonable to point out that there's at least a little tension between the idea that Bush lied about WMDs and that Iraqi WMD-ready weapons plants were looted. Hitch has the takedown:

It was eye-rubbing to read of the scale of this potential new nightmare. There in cold print was the Al Hatteen "munitions production plant that international inspectors called a complete potential nuclear weapons laboratory." And what of the Al Adwan facility, which "produced equipment used for uranium enrichment, necessary to make some kinds of nuclear weapons"?...
My first question is this: How can it be that, on every page of every other edition for months now, the New York Times has been stating categorically that Iraq harbored no weapons of mass destruction?... My second question is: What's all this about "looting"?... what we are reading about is a carefully planned military operation...
Thus... Saddam's Iraq was a fairly highly-evolved WMD state, with a contingency plan for further concealment and distribution of the weaponry in case of attack or discovery.

Too Perfect

Stories like this make it worthwhile to come back from Spring Break. Only from the washed-out, consequences-don't-matter, feel-good, wannabe-1960s-social activist, Israel-bashing religious Left could we get something like this:

"This is really, really good news," declared National Council of Churches USA General Secretary Bob Edgar in response to Tuesday's announcement of the end of the three-year consumer boycott of Taco Bell... the Coalition of Immokalee Workers... and Taco Bell confirmed their agreement to work together to address the wage sand working conditions of farm workers in the Florida tomato industry... "It's good news for another set of workers who have been exploited, and for the religious community, which has been so active in the boycott. I know the NCC's President, Bishop Thomas Hoyt, Jr., who took this on as one of his priority issues, is especially pleased."

Israeli withdraws from territories justifiably occupied in a defensive war, provides money and support to a population that launched an ethnic war at the hieght of peace negotiations, frees killers, and lowers the physical barriers that they had erected to dampen that war, even at horrific costs to their own people. But that's not enough to convince them to stop attacking and boycotting Israel. But let some health-code-violating, worker-exploiting, multinational corporation promise to pay half a penny more per moldy, overripe tomato, and suddenly it's yo quiero crappy Pepsi subsidiary. One begins to wonder if there's some other dynamic driving their opposition to Israel.

What a Surprise!

The United Nations has been intimidated into not enforcing its own resolution by Islamic fanatics:

The United Nations must recognize Hezbollah as a force to be reckoned with... "even the Hezbollah - if I read the message on the placards they are using - they are talking about non-interference by outsiders... which is not entirely at odds with the Security Council resolution, that there should be withdrawal of Syrian troops," Annan told reporters.
"But that having been said, we need to recognise that they are a force in society that one will have to factor in as we implement the resolution," he said.

Only an idiot would think that Hezbollah actually meant it when they said no foreign interference. Well, an idiot or an intentational diplomat. This is a transparent attempt to lay the groundwork for "recognizing" Hezbollah as a "legitimate voice for the Lebanese people" - thereby maintaining the UN's flawless record of bowing to thug and embracing appeasement in the face of radical Islam.

Not Worth the Paper It's Written On

Jordan, having successfully made peace with Israel (read: "being given massive international and US aid in exchange for severing diplomatic relations with Israel whenever we feel like it") is now trying to tell everyone else in the Arab world about the sweet deal they got:

Jordan is working behind the scenes with other Arab countries on an initiative in which all the Arab countries would make peace with Israel in exchange for Israel promising a viable Palestinian state... The "Arab initiative" will be an upgraded version of the "Saudi Initiative"...
The previous initiative, which Israel dismissed as not being serious, offered Israel security and "normal relations" in exchange for a withdrawal from all occupied territories, the creation of an independent Palestinian state with east Jerusalem as its capital and the "return of refugees."
Abdullah said the previous document was "fairly far-reaching."
"If Israelis could go through the document, I think they'd realize we really tried to reach out and address all their concerns, even on issues that are very sensitive to the Israeli public, [such as] the refugees," he said.
Abdullah expressed surprise that Israel rejected the offer, but said maybe the Arabs needed better "articulation."

This is like when the MoveOn crowd says that the reason that most Americans don't like their sex-change-on-demand platform is because "they just haven't gotten their message out". It just can't be the case that Israelis would object to being overrun by millions and millions of their radicalized, sworn enemies. The Jordanians figure that if Israel is willing to entertain their totally unreasonable demands, why not the rest of the Arab world?

Fifth Column Watch

Apparently, when you young Israeli Arabs see their own elected representatives calling on them to commit treason they, well, try to commit treason:

The Knesset was the purported target of a terror attack planned by a young Israeli Arab who was arrested before being able to carry out his intentions, according to details revealed on Monday.

This would be a good time to remind everyone that Israeli Arabs have more political, social, and economic rights and privileges than any other Arab living in the Middle East.

Words are Funny Things

Syrian official says full withdrawal expected. By "full" they mean "not full" and by "withdrawal" they mean "the opposite of withdrawal".

Not Really News, But Still Useful

Sometimes the only point of the blogosphere is to outrage people of similar political sensibilities looking to be outraged. The Left does this kind of "oh, isn't this so outrageous" game much better than the Right, which is weird because we have much better material to work with:

[London Mayor Livingstone said that] Sharon "continues to organize terror" by combating the current intifada, that Israel is engaged in a campaign of ethnic cleansing against the Palestinians similar to that of the Serbs in Bosnia and that the government is trying to frame Muslims for European anti-Semitism... Livingstone not only reiterated those claims but even went a step further, saying that the Israeli government "threatens all of us" by inspiring groups such as al-Qaida to attack the West."

Of course, if you had let as much vicious Muslim anti-Semitism and grevious Al-Qaeda activity multiply and calcify in the city you were responsible for, you'd be looking to blame other people too. And when Europeans are looking to blame someone...

Search Terms of the Day

No kidding:
"jewish girls gone wild" which gets a hit to my my post about Natalie Portman making out with some guy in front of the Western Wall. Two things:
(1) Whoever you are, turn off and burn your computer before you injure yourself or others. Only crayons for you from now on - and not the toxic kind, either!
(2) I was originally going to title that post "Bad Girl! Go to My Room!", but that seemed kind of creepy so I went with the "Jewish Girls Gone Wild" title instead. I can only imagine the kind of hits I would've been getting with the first title.

Turning Over a New Leaf Watch


Everything's going to be OK though, because, having tried to be really nice to murderous terrorists, the Palestinian Authority is now - the wording of this is so perfect - "concerned":

Palestinian Authority officials on Monday expressed concern at growing lawlessness and anarchy in the West Bank and Gaza Strip and called for tough measures to enforce law and order. The officials warned that unless strict measures were taken to restore law and order the PA would lose control of the situation... Hours earlier, Fatah gunmen in the city murdered taxi driver Ahmed Tarifi, 30, on suspicion of "collaboration" with Israel... "We are operating against local gangs that are openly challenging the Palestinian Authority," he said.

Turns out, Abbas's strategy of being nice to terrorists did very little to make them less committed to terrorism. It's almost as if all of those ostensible grievances about checkpoints and economic dislocation were just excuses for a totally different motive that they have for killing Jews...

IsraPundit Interview on WCC Divestment

Because things are apparently getting worse in the Middle East, the World Council of Churches has chosen now of all times to push for radical sanctions against Israel. IsraPundit has an interview with history professor emeritus Prof Paul Charles Merkley trying to puzzle it out. The hostility of liberal Protestants toward Israel is a wildly important story that gets way too little attention, and the sources of that hostility are a complicated mix of 60s activist politics, feel-good internationalism, and the psychological needs for an acceptable scapegoat. The interview is long and nuanced: don't let either its length or its depth dissuade you from reading the whole thing.

Israeli Political Roundup - These Are Not the Elections You're Looking For

It's "annoying, snarky ellipse day" at Mere Rhetoric. All posts will end with annoying, snarky ellipses which allow you to smugly roll your eyes and snigger about how stupid your political opponents are. There are a number of reasons for why today is "annoying, snarky ellipse day," but most of them have to do with how much easier it is to be snotty than to actually make a political point (ask the KosKidz) - and I'm tired. Sorry.
Huge, breathless news from Yedioth: Likud knows that the government will fall, gears up for elections! Has Sharon finally pushed things too far? Does he know that he'll be punished for disengagement in the budget vote? Not really:

The document should be a warning sign to Likud members not to topple a Likud government for the third time, Deputy Defense Minister Zeev Boim said. His remarks were in response to Ynet's report of a classified Likud document outlining plans for election preparations should the government fail to secure a majority for the state budget proposal.

Do the math: Likud currently has an unprecedented 40 Knesset seats, so the little push from Labor (21) and UTJ (5) gives Sharon a Knesset majority. There are 12 or 13 Likud "rebels" - MKs who say they'll vote against the budget in order to express opposition to disengagement, theoretically toppling the government (if the budget isn't passed by March 31st, the government automatically falls). The catch is that only 5 or 6 of them actually seem willing to bring down the government, not enough to bring down the government. Why is that? Most of the rebels (not coincidentally, all but 5 or 6) are relatively unknown, and so they're toward the bottom of the Likud list. If Israel went to elections again, there's no way Likud would win 40 seats again: meaning that the rebels would be out of the Knesset, out of political power, and out of a job (which is one of the reasons why, when push comes to shove, they're convienetly absent).
Not that the rebels will ever have a chance to really matter. There's nothing like the cloud of making a monumental, irredeemable mistake of historical proportions to clarify what matters:

The Shinui faction would be willing to return to the government even if United Torah Judaism remains a part of it, to help PM implement the disengagement plan which it strongly supports, MK Avraham Poraz told Haaretz Monday... the reason for Shinui's change of heart was... the party's voters have recently been exerting heavy pressure on its leaders not to vote against the budget and risk toppling the government.

Getting sworn political enemies to break iron-clad promises was breakfast. By lunch, Sharon scored a major diplomatic victory by convincing Bush - despite the best efforts of the most refined international diplomats - that it might matter whether or not the Palestinians dismantle terrorist organizations:

Jerusalem is already convinced that the EU would like to shortcut the road map, and move as soon as possible to political negotiations between Israel and the PA on final-status issues, even before the terrorist infrastructure is dealt with, as spelled out in phase one of the road map. Dismantling the terrorist infrastructure is a hard process that will take time and patience, a patience Jerusalem doesn't believe the world has much of. This sense was strengthened by British Prime Minister Tony Blair's comments at the London meeting.
"There's probably no more pressing political challenge than to move this process forward because it has a relevance on the streets of Britain, on the streets of European countries as well as in the Middle East itself," [Blair] said... [In contrast Bush] said, "And the first reform must be the dismantling of terrorist organizations.

It's almost as if who gets chosen President matters for Israel...

Sure They're Smiling on the Outside, but On the Inside They're Yearning to Kill Jewish Schoolchildren

Terrorist clowns. Great. Just what we needed:

Marching in formation and jumping through flaming hoops, Palestinian forces prepared today to assume control in Tulkarem, the first of five West Bank towns to be handed over by Israel as part of a truce to end four years of bloodshed... At one point, the soldiers formed a human pyramid and cried out "Jerusalem is ours!" Later, the soldiers sprinted and jumped headfirst through a smoldering hoop lined with a flaming cloth.

This has to be a joke. Where there mimes there? No wonder the French support the Palestinians. I hate mimes. Oh, and while we're on the topic, you can tell that the Palestinians are all about a truce:

In a setback for peace efforts, Palestinian militants wounded two Israeli border policemen, one seriously, in a shooting attack on a military post in the West Bank city of Hebron. The shooting took place near the Tomb of the Patriarchs, a shrine revered by both Muslims and Jews.

"A setback for peace efforts." No kidding.

While You're At It, Raze the Settlements

This is somewhat gratifying for anyone concerned with the deterrence hit that Israel will take for disengagement:

The IDF is likely to reoccupy large swaths of Palestinian cities in the Gaza Strip prior to evacuating the settlements to prevent a withdrawal under fire, National Security Adviser Giora Eiland said Monday. Large forces are expected to fan out into the cities and keep them under curfew.

Obviously, withdrawing under literal fire would be a disaster. But Israel needs to do more to counter the perception that it's "withdrawing under fire" in general - that is, the more Israel can show that its withdrawing on its own terms, the less Palestinians will believe that disengagement is a victory for terrorism.

I Expect to Get News from Cable News...

...because I have poor pattern recognition. Hey, did you hear that Michael Jackson is on trial and that Martha Stewart is out of jail?

What Liberal Academic Bias?

Via Instapundit, Mike Rosen has an excellent article on the politicization of the academy:

Richard Rorty is a philosophy professor at the University of Virginia. He's also editor of an unabashedly socialist magazine, Dissent, and a hero of the academic left. Here's his political assessment of academe: "The power base of the Left in America is now in the universities, since the trade unions have largely been killed off. The universities have done a lot of good work by setting up, for example, African-American studies programs, Women's Studies programs, and Gay and Lesbian Studies programs. They have created power bases for these movements."
Movements? If you had any illusions that these programs were simply "studying" these areas, now you know better. Like Churchill's Ethnic Studies program, they're all "movements." And American universities have become "the power base of the Left."

In the past week (Monday thru Friday - five days), various faculty members from my program have sent some of the following emails to all graduate students through the official departmental listserv:
- An article from antiwar.com darkly hinting that either Sharon or Bush was responsible for the Lebanon assassination (I mean, what you have to ask yourself, is "who benefits?". The conspiracy theorists' question).
- A polemic that encourages everyone to wear only grey sweatshirts in order to avoid "dissent through conscious differentiation [that] simply feeds the fashion system" (money line: "Our symbolism spreads like anthrax across the anorexic bodies of fashionistas everywhere. They look frantically for the next trend but there is nothing. Only grey sweatsuits. What's hot for next season? How about the death of your vanity?" That's real resistance for you!)
- An article from democracyrising.us entitled "Bush Family's War Profiteering" (don't strain your imagination trying to figure out what side of the political spectrum that article falls on)
- An article from dailykos arguing that Gannon was used by the White House to slip Dan Rather fake memos (of course! It makes sense! I mean, what you have to ask yourself is, "who benefits?" Also, you have to ask yourself "how could Rove have known that CBS would fall for 30 year old memos created on Microsoft Word or that Mapes would work to intentionally subvert the internal editorial checks and balances that might have caught the obvious forgeries?" Unless you're think the Democratic Underground "breaks news," in which case I suppose that the second question is optional).
One of the things that's kind of getting lost in these debates about academic bias is that it's not just the case that universities are being consciously and explicitly used in order to "develop knowledge" in the interest of Leftist social movements (the classic question asked at humanities conventions all over the country: "yes, but how can we use this knowledge to help our students oppose the Bush Administration's colonial imperialism?") It's also that the knowledge being "developed" is just a caricature of Leftist conspiracy theory absurdity. Or it would be a caricature, if it wasn't the model for that absurdity.
More so, it leads to not very strong, not very publicly relevant arguments like this:

The Harvard Crimson reports [that Jada Pinkett Smith] appeared on campus recently as part of the 20th annual Cultural Rhythms show, and what she had to say was quite inflammatory:
"Women, you can have it all--a loving man, devoted husband, loving children, a fabulous career," she said. "They say you gotta choose. Nah, nah, nah. We are a new generation of women. We got to set a new standard of rules around here. You can do whatever it is you want. All you have to do is want it."...
The [Harvard] Crimson reports that "some students were offended" and that "the Bisexual, Gay, Lesbian, Transgender, and Supporters Alliance (BGLTSA) and the Harvard Foundation for Intercultural and Race Relations have begun working together to increase sensitivity toward issues of sexuality at Harvard."...
BGLTSA Co-Chair Jordan B. Woods '06 said that, while many BGLTSA members thought Pinkett Smith's speech was "motivational," some were insulted because they thought she narrowly defined the roles of men and women in relationships. "Some of the content was extremely heteronormative, and made BGLTSA members feel uncomfortable," he said.

Now, let's be clear: I think that the implicit assumptions of heteronormative discourse account for at least some of why homophobia seems so hard to alleviate. The problem is that academia is so insulated that it seems reasonable to make "heteronormative discourse" the big issue of the day - and even that "activism" occurs within a petulant, resentful context of victimization. So we have the one-armed Eskimo lesbian standing up in a Shakespeare class and railing about how King Lear "doesn't speak to her oppression." We have identity groups like Harvard's BGLTSA focusing eating their political young for not being radical enough. And one of the big reasons is that genuine rigorous political deliberation has been swamped by a fog of smirking, self-righteous conspiracy theories passing off as speaking truth to power. The final result? Thinking that this outrage might ever be a valuable contribution to politics.

Apple Comes Out Against Computer Geeks

I have no formal training in the analysis of branding, but surely it can't be a good idea for Apple to seem unhip:

It’s sort of a big deal that Apple sued Think Secret, for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is the question as to whether a blog or ‘non-major website’ has the same rights to protect sources that any other publishing outlet does. There have been various meditations on this over the last couple of days, including this Daring Fireball piece that questions if Apple’s strategy could simply be to expose the leakers themselves, as well as thoughts from Bob Kohn about why Think Secret may not be liable at all and the possibility that Apple’s suit could backfire, actually causing more leaks.

Apple's timing on this issue is excellent. They're probably not likely to bump into any widespread, bipartisan organizing dedicated to protecting free speech on the Internet.

UPDATE: Brilliant

Uhh, That's Treason

Not to be overly dramatic, but seriously:

Hundreds of Arab and Druze from the Balad party's youth movement took part in a meeting Friday urging them not to enlist in the Israel Defeense Forces. The meeting was held in Shfaram under the banner "No to recruitment and no to Zionist national service." Balad Chairman MK Azmi Bishara spoke at the meeting, and younger members of the movement were to read poetry.

That's a member of Israel's Knesset urging Israeli citizens to undermine the security of Israel. Balad is pretty much the national voice of Israeli Arabs - keep that in mind the next time that the Los Angeles Times mindlessly repeats a quote about how it's racist for Israeli Jews to question the loyalty of Israeli Arabs.

Israeli Political Roundup - Turns Out, Sharon Not So Democratic After All

Regular readers of this blog (yes, all eight of you) know that I'm an unenthusiastic but firm supporter of Sharon's disengagement plan - preferring to see handled in the most unilateral, scorched earth way possible. So I do think it's pretty funny when Sharon brushes off the rabble and insists on doing what he thinks is best for Israel:

The Likud Central Committee overwhelmingly approved a resolution Thursday urging the party's MKs to work for the enactment of legislation to enable a referendum on the disengagement plan. The decision was yet another slap in the face from his party for Prime Minister Ariel Sharon...
In an aggressive speech - punctured by periodic calls of "Sharon, go home!" and "Sharon is a dictator!" - the prime minister made it clear that he intends to pay no more attention to this decision than he has to other party decisions that contravened his plans. "We have made difficult decisions in the cabinet and Knesset in defiance of your opinions, and those decisions will be carried out as scheduled," he declared.

But I don't think it's funny that the battle to spin the disengagement plan is getting away from Israel:

Prior to the announcement of the disengagement plan, 75% of the Palestinian public believed that the intifada had failed, but a few months after the planned withdrawal was announced, 74% agreed that the plan is "a victory for the armed struggle."... Then came the disengagement announcement which caused a revolution: the feelings of despair turned into support for terror, he said.

Again, I think that disengagement is necessary to diffuse the demographic time-bomb in the Gaza Strip and West Bank. But there are steps that can be taken in order to convince the Palestinian and larger Arab public that Israel is leaving Gaza and the West bank on their own terms - that is, to minimize the deterrence hit that disengagement will entail. I hesitate to say this, but Women in Green is right on this question: raze the settlements on the way out. That's one easy step. The other, much more difficult step, is to raze Hamas on the way out too. Al Jazeera can't beam pictures of terrorists can't celebrate in the streets of settlements if the terrorists are dead.

A Democratic Palestinian State is Just Around the Corner

I'm not sure how much success Abbas is going to have physically confronting in Hamas, given that he can't even control his own party:

Tensions between Palestinian Authority police and militant groups erupted into violence Friday as Palestinian gunmen opened fire at a police station, sparking a gunfight that left three people wounded... The gunmen belonged to al Awda, a small militant group affiliated with Abbas' ruling Fatah party. Representatives of the group said they acted in response to police attempts to arrest one of their members who was driving a stolen car.

Fortunately for him, he has yet to demonstrate that he's even actually interested in physically confronting Hamas. So that's good then.

What Institutional European Anti-Semitism?

London mayor and furloughed lunatic Ken Livingston has figured out how to win the hearts and minds of the growing fanatical-Muslim voting bloc in the heart of London. Nothing says "I'm feel your pain" like the demonization of Jewish figures:

Livingstone launched a provocative critique of Israel with accusations of "ethnic cleansing" and demonizing Muslims before calling for the imprisonment of Sharon, according to the British daily.

Now, I know that accusing anti-Zionists of being anti-Semitic is just a tool used to stifle legitimate criticism of Israel, but we really have to draw a line at not-so-subtle comparisons between Jews and Nazis - they should be beyond the pale of legitimate public discourse. Livingstone is particularly good at those comparisons, having charmingly compared a Jewish reporter who had the gall to question him to a concentration camp guard and then refusing to apologize. And why should he apologize? It's not like he's alienating his voting base:

We remind you all Ken has been a firm friend of the Muslim community and this smear campaign is a despicable effort by Zionist and anti-Muslim forces to discredit and indeed destroy him for his support of Muslims, Palestine and his legitimate criticism of Israel...
Please note the Zionists have not rested for even a moment. The Board of Deputies of British Jews complained bitterly, demanded an investigation and handed in a dossier to the Standards Board of England. An investigation has begun into allegations the Mayor has brought his office into disrepute. The Standards board has the power to suspend or bar the Mayor from office for five years.

Whipping up the population into an anti-Semitic frenzy in order to gain political power. Hey Ken, tell me again about how Sharon acts like a Nazi. I'm just so sick to death of this absurd "we can say anything we want about Jews and get away with it if we say we're just criticizing Israel" - it's not like the religious fanatics that are rushing to his defense distinguish between Israelis and Jews. They throw around "Zionists" and "Jews" as if they're synonyms - hating one is the same as hating the other, and being one is the same as being the other. Livingstone isn't just flirting very closely with outright and open anti-Semitism - he's crossed the line. When one chooses one's insults to particularly injure someone because of their ethnicity or religion (as in, when you choose a particularly hurtful insult to hurl at a Jewish reporter), that can't be called anything other than racism. And there's only so long that subtle anti-Semitism will work. Like an addiction, you need more and more of it to be effective. Something the British Labor party has figured out:

Greg Rowland was so incensed that he canceled his 22-year membership in the Labour Party. It was an online election advertisement that prompted his drastic move. There was British Conservative Party leader Michael Howard - a Jew - in a pose that for Rowland had undeniable anti-Semitic associations.

It's no wonder that Britons can convince themselves that this kind of crap is true:

Then there was an opinion poll in the Daily Telegraph revealing that the vast majority of English people viewed Israel as one of the most undemocratic and unfriendly countries in the world. Israel topped the list as the country where Britons least wanted to take a holiday and was beaten only by China, Russia and Dubai in the "least democratic" category.

Just to be clear, that means that Britons believe that all of the following countries are more democratic than Israel: Saudi Arabia, where women can't vote; Egypt, where there is only one party; Jordan, which is a monarchy with a parliament, and Qatar, which is literally just a monarchy but still somehow more of a "democracy" than Israel(!!); Sudan, where I'm pretty sure there's no government; Cuba, enough said; and Pakistan, which is a military dictatorship. But seriously, anti-Zionism is a rational and reasonable political position that has absolutely nothing to do with any kind of irrationality or hatred.
Speaking of which, Jewish-Nazi comparisons are a particularly coercive and subtle kind of anti-Semitism because they simultaneously demonize Jews while minimizing the Holocaust. The comparisons link Jews to Nazis, thus preventing Jews from genuinely articulating the horror of the Holocaust - the strategy denies Jews the ability to describe why the anti-Semitism of today might explode into the genocide of tomorrow. They are also particularly hateful and disgusting kinds of demonization, comparing Jews to the people who murdered their grandparents and parents and children. And of course, they function as guilt-reduction strategies: "if the Jews are doing the same thing to the Palestinians that the Europe did to the Jews, then how can they really complain about what we did (and maybe they even kind of deserved it)". And England needs a healthy dose of guilt reduction.
These comparisons are thus part of a conscious rhetorical strategy designed to prevent Jews from challenging anti-Semitism - so it's no surprise that the same speeches that have those comparisons also explicitly argue that anti-Semitism is really nothing to worry about:

[Livingstone] also claimed that the Israeli government presented a "wholly distorted picture of racism and religious discrimination in Europe in order to convey the impression that Jews suffer most discrimination."

Which will be welcome news to all of the Jews facing daily physical threats in Greece for being Jewish:

Anti-Semitic invective has been constant and escalating over the period of this report. Beginning with newspaper caricatures using Holocaust imagery to Nazify the Jews, this has continued with media articles attacking Jews and Judaism as responsible for all the ills of Greece, in the language of 'The Protocols of the Elders of Zion'. In this poisonous atmosphere, we have witnessed the desecration of both ancient cemeteries and Holocaust memorials. Most recently, even the Jewish faith itself has been vilified and the loyalty of Greek citizens of Jewish ancestry and identity has been questioned. An exhibit which glorifies suicide bombing opened in Athens in late 2003. Its favourable review by the so-called quality press is a dangerous endorsement of terrorism and a new threshold that could encourage the indiscriminate targeting of innocents in the Jewish community and beyond, in Greece and other OSCE states.

Probably the work of a few lone crazies. Certainly there's no institutional anti-Semitism in Greece:

Vavili [has]... murky connections to the Greek state and Archbishop Christodoulos [and had]... Archbishop [Christodoulos's] backing when he conducted a dirty tricks election campaign for the current Jerusalem Patriarch Irineos. Archbichop Christodoulos denies this, but Irineos confirms that Vavilis was sent to him by Archbishop Christodoulos.
The Greek Orthodox Church is the oldest, richest and most powerful church in Jerusalem. As head of the Greek Orthodox Church, Irineos is responsible for its extensive land holdings, including the land on which the Knesset was built, the Prime Minister's and the President's official residences, parts of Jerusalem's wealthiest neighborhoods and many locations in the Old City.
Here's an excerpt from a letter sent by Patriarch Irineos to Arafat:
You are finally aware of the sentiments of disgust and disrespect that all the Holy Sepulcher Fathers are feeling for the descendants of the crucifiers of our Lord Jesus Christ, actual crucifiers of your people, Sionists (sic) Jewish conquerors of the Holy Land of Palestine.
Patriarch Irineos denied that he wrote this and he sued Ma'ariv, the newspaper that originally published the letter, but withdrew his lawsuit soon after and paid the newspaper's legal expenses.

Not that it matters at this point, but Livingstone's comments about how Jews are just making up all this stuff about anti-Semitic attacks comes at a time of record anti-Semitic attacks in Britain.

Just How Many Times HAS the Sun Set on the British Empire Since 1945?


Incidentally, never let it be said that the Brits failed to export their famous unique British sensibility and outlook to every corner of the Empire. Understatement and tea time, the demonization of Jews and trivialization of the Holocaust. All part and parcel.
In Australia

[In Melbourne there are] a set of posters containing the names and photographs of leaders of the Australian Jewish community with big crosses over their likenesses and inflammatory labels over their names... [they are] incitement to murder... whoever put those posters up is sending a message that Jewish leaders like Dr Weiser and Dr Lamm ought to be done away with.

And of course, back here at home:

Senator Robert Byrd (D-WV) is trying to paint a picture of Republicans as Nazi's leading Democratic Senators off to the gas chambers. He's certainly brought the image of the contemplative, deliberate, and gentlemanly discourse of the United States Senate to a new low.

Charming.

Yeah I Bet They Do

The thing about the Arab world is, the more they're losing - the less leverage they have - the more brusque they are about asserting a sense of a entitlement:

An Arab diplomat involved in efforts to resolve the crisis in Lebanon said Thursday that the Syrians want a new arrangement including resuming peace talks with Israel as part of any troop withdrawal from Lebanon.

Well, since they were so nice about calling Hezbullah off after Israel's unilateral troop withdrawal, you figure Israel owes them.

Those Things We Promised You? Not So Much.

The London conference was only supposed to be about getting the Palestinian Authority on its feet. In fact, Israel was explicitly promised that political issues would not be discussed or negotiated: this promise was precisely why Israel finally agreed to stay away from the conference. If political judgments were going to be made or, especially, formalized, then Israel would quite rightly have demanded representation at the conference - it's absurd for the world to get together to make commitments about the peace process and not invite one of the parties ot the peace process. But international diplomacy has a funny way of undermining Israel:

Leaders attending Tuesday's international conference in support of the Palestinian Authority said they expect "action by Israel" regarding its commitments to the road map. Senior British sources said on Tuesday they do not accept Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's position that Palestinians must fulfill a series of obligations before implementation of the road map can begin.

Its easy for them to say that the Israeli case has no merit since they wouldn't allow the Israelis to make their case! Step back for a second from the grind of day after day of news and just contemplate the outrage that's been committed: an international conference was called to make decisions about the future of Israel, and like a third-rate client state, Israel wasn't even invited to present their input. The lack of respect and legitimacy being lent the Jewish state is nothing short of staggering. And then there's this treat:

At last month's Sharm summit, Abbas insisted that the steps he had already taken, like the deployment of his forces in Gaza, constituted implementation of commitments included in the road map's first phase.

Those forces - now ostensibly deployed throughout the territories, are doing a fantastic job:

Fatah gunmen opened fire on the motorcade of Palestinian Authority Interior Minister Nasser Youssef while he was visiting Jenin on Tuesday, injuring a PA policeman.

This part's my favorite:

Following the incident, a furious Youssef dismissed the commander of the security forces in the Jenin area, Fayez Arafat, accusing him of failing to rein in Zubeidi and his group [who shot at Youssef]. The minister also ordered the arrest of Zubeidi, but backtracked for fear that such a move would escalate tensions in the city.

Yes indeed. While Abbas is in London, his officials are continuing his policy of totally and completely failing to stand up to even the most rudimentary thuggary (Zubeidi had all of 300 people with him). But that doesn't stop anyone from congratulating him for, well, standing up to terrorists. It's beautiful: Abbas can talk tough while his commanders appease terrorists, and in return Abbas is feted for not appeasing terrorists (this begins to seem eerily familiar). And while the worlds' dignitaries are engaging in all of their no doubt dignified niceties, the Palestinian plan to "negotiate" with the terrorists is paying off bloody dividends. Imshin has pictures of the aftermath of Abbas's negotiations.

Peter Malchin's Legacy

Peter Malchin has passed on. He has assumed his rightful and deserved place among the pantheon of Jewish heroes taken from us by time:

Malchin represented a different breed of secret agents from a time when spies would sneak into factories and secretly photograph blueprints of missiles, or catching enemy spies... "He was an ambassador of extraordinary and clandestine Israeli might," [said] journalist and long-time friend Uri Dan...
"Malchin convinced his commanders to let him trail Eichmann alone in order not to scare him off," Dan said. "He told me later 'I was determined to catch him because the eyes of six million are following me'."
"'Uno momento Senor,' he said to Eichmann as he walked down Garibaldi Street and then wrestled him into the ditch before grappling him into a car...
Malchin described the interaction with the Hebrew-speaking Nazi as he watched over the prisoner in the safe house in Buenos Aries before sneaking him back to Israel for trial... Malchin considered killing Eichmann right then and there after the Nazi began reciting the "Shema" prayer. "'I wanted to murder him when he said the same prayer that millions of Jews recited before they were burned up in the crematoriums'"

The deaths of the great place an awesome burden on the living: to prove themselves worthy of those who came before them. Malchin knew himself to be, with justification and without a shred of conceit, nothing less than an agent of historical necessity, tracking down the animal Eichmann. No one will ever again have to carry such a burden - because Malchin and people like him discharged it for us.
After capturing his filthy prey, Malchin restrained himself so that it could be the Jewish state that hung Eichmann: a national act of catharsis framed by the ritual of remembrance that was the trial. It was the trial that allowed Jews whose fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, sons, daughters and friends had been murdered to quiet, if only for a time, the plaintive wailing of ghosts. Malchin steeled himself, in what must have been the daily torture of feeding and caring for Adloph Eichmann, so that he could give that much to them. To listen to Eichmann recite the holiest of holy Jewish prayers and to not end him - to hear the testament of faith that did not die on the lips of the martyred, but through which they continue to live, from the lips of the man who martyred them – that must have required almost superhuman self control. Malchin lost over 120 relatives, including his sister, in Hitler's death camps - and somehow he stared in into Eichmann's eyes and did not obliterate him. We must stand in awe - not only of the iron nerves that it took to track down and capture the animal, but of the personal force required not to brutally torture and execute it. But Malchin held himself severely so that the entire Jewish people could begin to heal and so that the entire world would understand that Jewish blood was never again to be shed with impunity.
How insignificant, how misguided, how small the post-Zionists look in the glare of the man who wrestled Eichmann to the ground. Everything Malchin did, he did in the interest and defense of the Jewish people - a task that required and requires, above all else, the security of a Jewish state that will never again allow Auschwitz to exist. And so he sacrificed decades of his life, first as an agent and later as director of operations in the Mossad, until at the end he gifted Israel with the one of best intelligence services on the planet. But the grim determination of the 1950s gave way to the careless euphoria of the autumn of 1967; gave way to the grinding violence of the 1970s and 80s; gave way to the desperate and ultimately ruinous hope of Oslo. Some among us became exhausted, and many lost faith. Not just faith in the rightness of Judaism, but faith in the justness of a strong and proud Israel that refuses to apologize for protecting Jewish lives. Peter Malchin knew Auschwitz - he knew that there is no horror that the world will not visit upon Jews. In the face of this ethical and inhumane abyss, having looked literally into the eyes of pure evil, he found the resolve to never again allow Jews to be forced into gas chambers; and he channeled that resolve into the sinews of Israel. We cannot do as much as he did, but certainly we - as parents and as children, as students and as workers, as soldiers and as those protected by soldiers - certainly we can't allow ourselves to lose the faith that he sacrificed so much to justify.

Outing is Only OK if Someone Gets Killed

Everyone's favorite terrorist-enabler Robert Fisk outs the lead judge in the Saddam Hussein case, who then gets dead (or everyone thought he had gotten dead: turns out it was a different judge who got). Fisk is a darling to the Left, and even while people thought that he had lent an essential hand to murderers, there was a deafening lack of outcry. But someone outs Valerie Plame and the Left screams bloody murder even though the situation is far from straightforward and probably not a crime . Don't get me wrong, I think that whoever outed Val Plame at least came within a stone's throw of treason – but for a couple hours, we thought Fisk had gotten someone killed!

Foot-Dragging in the Mouth. What an Idiot.

Ha'aretz's Yoel Marcus, Israel's answer to the petulant American academic who sneers every time he spits the words "red state", wants Israel to stop foot-dragging and evacuate Gaza in the next month:

Mofaz, as chief of staff, was against Ehud Barak's decision to withdraw IDF troops from Lebanon in 24 hours. Now he's trying to follow his lead: He wants the pullout to be pushed up from July to March.

I don't mean to be rude about this, and I usually try to show deference to my betters, but this is offensively stupid. The entire reason to wait until July is to avoid looking like Israel is panicking. Because when it looks like Israel is panicking, it makes them look weak and invites Arab attack. And the proof of this dynamic is... wait for it... the aftermath of the Lebanon withdrawal! Without exaggeration, the Lebanon withdrawal directly convinced Arafat to start the terrorist war that has cost over 500 Israeli lives. To the extent that the central question of disengagement is how to prevent this necessary demographic adjustment from being perceived as a victory for terrorism, it seems supremely stupid to advocate doing anything that even flirts with "panic". But he goes on:

Vacating Gaza within four weeks is the way to go, and here's why: (a) It will keep the Palestinians from thinking that Israel is stalling, which could trigger a new round of terror; (b) It will keep Syria, which apparently masterminded the suicide bombing in Tel Aviv, from ordering more attacks, thereby provoking Israel into retaliation against the Palestinian Authority; and (c) It won't give the Greater Israel loonies a chance to fan the flames and set the region ablaze.

That's right - it will keep the Palestinians from thinking that Israel is stalling. Instead, it will convince them that Israel is so frightened of terrorism that they're running scared. That "give them land so they won't attack us" is precisely the myopic Oslo mindset that got Israel into this mess in the first place, of course, doesn't even require mention. But make no mistake: Marcus is, with little subtlety, advocating that Israel broadcast to the most radical Palestinian terrorists that their strategy of murder has worked! He is literally saying that Israel should flee Gaza to avoid more Palestinian terrorism: as if every concession to terrorism since even before Oslo has not, in every case and without exception, triggered more terrorism.
The stuff about Syria is asinine. First of all, disengagement now or later isn't going to change Syria's motive for attacking Israel - their problems with Israel have zero to do with Gaza or the West Bank. And even if that wasn't the case, when Israel blames Syria for terrorist attacks, they go after Syria, not the Palestinians.
The final subpoint, incidentally, is more revelatory than Marcus might like it to be. He gets through a long paragraph which literally advocates panic in order to avoid Arab terrorism that could erupt at any moment, and then says that it's the Jewish "loonies" who are going to "set the region ablaze." The amount of energy it must take to alleviate the cognitive dissonance of a paragraph like this can't be trivial. But it gets at what Marcus is really after: he just doesn't like "the rabbis, Kahane groupies and assorted toughs" on the religious side of the spectrum. It has nothing to do with politics. It has nothing to do with security. It has nothing to do with his faux compassion for the settlers (a compassion he neatly compartmentalizes to the point of practical insignificance by implying that you can't tell the real settlers from the trouble-makers). It has everything to do with the fact that he just doesn't like his political opponents, and is taking every opportunity to hasten their trauma and humiliation.

There Ought To Be Laws

These people vote. Many of them will reproduce:

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Apparently, knocking the Earth out of its orbit will help alleviate global warming. I think they want to save the planet by sending it wildly careening either away from or into the sun. Once you go to this website, that's it. You've officially reached the end of the Internet.

No Kidding

Wouldn't you know it, turns out that the suicide attack by the Syrian-based, Syrian-financed, and Syrian-controlled Islamic Jihad had something to do with Syria:

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice cited what she called "firm evidence" on Tuesday that the Islamic Jihad militant group helped plan last week's Tel Aviv suicide bombing from Syria. "There is firm evidence that Palestinian Islamic Jihad, sitting in Damascus, not only knew about the attacks, but was involved in the planning," Rice told ABC News in an interview, according to an excerpt provided by the U.S. television network.

And they say that an American PhD isn't what it used to be. At least it's better than the Moscow PhD that Abbas has:

Israel has also accused Syria of being behind the attack, but Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas said Tuesday there was no evidence that was the case. "We have no indication and no information pointing towards the Syrians and we cannot have a judgement based on no evidence," Abbas told BBC radio in London.

Then again, Abbas's PhD was dedicated to denyin th Holocaust, so you can't expect that logic courses were exactly mandatory.

They're Not Even Trying Any More

Sharon's opponents in the Likud have finally lost their minds.
Likud putting pressure on Sharon for referendum: state that holding a referendum on the disengagement plan will soften the public disputes and strengthen unity in Israeli society.
Likud elder: Make it illegal for MKs to change their minds: hopes the Knesset will one day pass a law to prohibit any MK from voting against his campaign platforms "to protect the voter".
Not that it matters at this point, but reliable opinion polls show that about 70% of Israelis support withdrawing from the Gaza Strip. Why not have a referendum then? Because it would slow down the manifest will of the people as well as totally, completely, and perhaps irreversibly damage the fabric of Israeli society. One does not amputate a limb with a rusty saw, and the Likud rebels know it.

More Good News for Syrians Who Love Bad News

By now everyone knows that the Pro-Syrian Lebanese government has resigned. Ha'aretz's Zvi Bar'el is unequivocal:

[T]he pace of the developments and the slogans being chanted yesterday by the thousands of demonstrators demanding the removal of Lahoud could deny Assad even that little amount of time. If he waits until May's elections, the new parliament could still amend the constitution or even throw out Lahoud... these are the twilight days of the Syrian political control over Lebanon. The next question will be whether the Syrian establishment will seek to punish the young president for losing Lebanon.

Juan Cole - Fraud


A couple days ago I tried to preempt inevitable moves by the Left which seek to deny Bush credit for Lebanon. The post was built around a quote from Druze leader Walid Jumblatt to the effect that Lebanon's democratic resistance to Syria is being inspired by Iraq. Celebrity Leftist blogger Juan Cole, reading the same quote, has a post this morning in which he announces to the world that he remains unconvinced:

I don't think Bush had anything much to do with the current Lebanese national movement except at the margins... Jumblatt has a long history of anti-Israeli and anti-American sentiment that makes his sudden conversion to neoconism likely a mirage.

My problem with Cole isn't so much that he's wrong-minded, and I don't necessarily think he's disingenuous. I think that his ideology has so over-determined the way that he reads news that he could rationalize anything to deny Bush credit. What does bother me is that the way that he writes and argues is explicitly done in order to shut down debate: he frequently pulls the expertise card, and his readers then do the argumentative equivalent of putting their hands over their ears and shouting "I can't hear you" whenever someone tries to call them on what they somehow shamelessly refer to as facts. This in turn leads to, among other things, rampant anti-Israel and anti-American bias on the Left: of course readers of the Nation hate Israel and America if all they read about the West Bank is from the Nation! In Cole's case, the issue is particularly problematic: so much of the blogosphere is hackneyed and amateurish that even the gesture towards authority is a huge psychological boost. Cole plays on that, acting as the blogosphere's Edward Said: ostensibly translating and decoding complex Muslim history into contemporary problems in a way inaccessible to the uninitiated. The problem is that, in an age of politicized Middle East studies, Cole and his colleagues are little more than collections of conspiracy theories layered with self-righteous venom - barely more than Democratic Underground zombies with a rudimentary command of modern Arabic. That their work is considered scholarship undermines the crucially important task of education the American public about the Middle East. That their work is considered authoritative obliterates the possibility of educated, reasoned debate across the political spectrum about how to confront Islamofacism. The "facts" that Cole spews in this post are a perfect example of the type of corrosive approach that he has.
The most grating aspect of getting through many Juan Cole posts is having to slog through the pedantic yet banal history lesson at the beginning. You can just tell that he's so damn pleased with himself, and you know that his readers just love being able to say that they're reading someone who "really knows what's going on." Cole, of course, is a scholar of medieval Islam - which makes him eminently qualified to describe how the economic factors set in motion by sea-based Euro-Asian spice trading influenced the rise of the Ottoman Empire. It makes him less qualified to talk about things like democracy (another blogger might argue that spending your life studying Muslim history actually disables one from understanding the political, economic, and psychological effects of democratization, but I'll leave that to a blogger who's been accused of racism fewer times than myself).
But none of this stops his readers from insisting that he's an expert on all things Middle Eastern. And Cole feeds this perception through the kind of wearisome history lesson with which he begins this post. Admittedly, the first three paragraphs are a lesson on (wait for it) medieval Lebanon. All well and good, although the exact same lesson turns out to be available, well, everywhere.
Believe it or not, Cole actually manages to become more of a pompous jackass after this stunt of trying to sell page 2 of an Encyclopedia Britannica entry as erudition. He then goes all Josh Marshall on us, with secret sources that we're supposed to be so in awe of that we don't question what they're actually saying (after all, anyone who has secret "sources" just has to be way more in than anyone else. How else would he have gotten secret sources?) Check out the hushed tone that this is conveyed in:

I have been told by a former US government official, the US CIA intervened covertly in the Lebanese elections to ensure that the Lebanese constitution would be amended to allow far-right Maronite President Camille Chamoun (1952-1958) to have a second term.

The cryptic passive voice. The shadowy gesture towards intrigue. The access to geopolitical visions. It's all here. It's also all publicly available at the Eisenhower Library, in a memo on a February 6 conversation between Charles Malik and President Eisenhower where they discuss CIA intervention in the election. How is it that one uncovers the same material that Cole's anonymous Lebanon source fed him? Must one undergo years of PhD training? Undertake rigorous archival work? Actually go so far as to check the footnotes of the Lebanon chapter in David Lesch's The Middle East and the United States, where he sites the memo to say that the CIA "provided covert financial support to the campaigns of pro-Chamon candidates"?
Lesch's book, incidentally, is a standard undergraduate text in Middle East politics, but one can see their way to forgiving Cole for not knowing what the average third year poli sci student knows about contemporary Middle East diplomacy. In an age of regrettable academic specialization, contemporary politics is way, way outside the scope of Cole's expertise. He might do well to pick it up for some light reading: it's a good overview of where the field is, and it will prevent him from embarrassing himself in the future by spouting off common knowledge as privileged information.
This is just piling on, but if he had read the book he would have discovered that his dark implication that the CIA actually "rigged the election" is flatly false: classified documents from the time show that the CIA was in fact floored by the vote results. So either they got really drunk, rigged the election, and then forgot about it in the morning - or Cole vaguely remembers once reading about CIA involvement in the 1957 Lebanese elections and decided to try to boost his ethos by making up a CIA source (or he really does have a CIA source who doesn't really have enough clearance to read even declassified documents) But such are the dangers an academic courts when he attempts to impress the simple-minded by venturing beyond his field of expertise to make sweeping statements based on a fog of anti-American sensibilities and confused conspiracy theories.
Cole's history lesson continues with relatively minor fumbles (by which I mean that they can be written off as wrong-headed and intentionally misleading rather than personal failings exposed in his pathetic attempts to build ethos). There's some stuff about parliamentary maneuvering which is confused and tangled. He then says that:

In 1982 the Israelis mounted an unprovoked invasion of Lebanon as Ariel Sharon sought to destroy the remnants of the weakened PLO in Beirut. He failed.

The Israeli invasion has little if anything to do with the post, but why pass up a chance to demonize the Jewish state if you don't have to. Let's take a close look at this:

"In 1982 the Israelis mounted an unprovoked invasion of Lebanon..." : only true if you don't count Abu Nidal's assassination attempt of Israel's ambassador to the UK as "provocation".

"... as Ariel Sharon sought to destroy the remnants of the weakened PLO...": only true if you think "weakened" includes the 1974 Kiryat Shmona murders that left 18 apartment building residents dead, the 1974 Ma'alot invasion of a school that left 21 children murdered, the 1975 Savoy Hotel hostage crises that left 8 killed, the 1978 Coast Road bus massacre that left 35 dead and 100 injured, and the constant bombardment of Israel's northern cities. These atrocities also, incidentally, count as "provocation".

"...in Beirut...": only sounds true or significant if all you know about Israel comes from Al Jazeera - Prime Minister Begin ordered the IDF to expel the PLO from Southern Lebanon (from which they were conducting all the murdering, raiding, and shelling that weakened terrorists organizations are wont to do) in operation "Little Pines". That Defense Minister Sharon kept pushing into Beirut after the PLO scattered in operation "Big Pines" does not mean, as Cole would have it, that Israel originally was targeting Beirut

"...[where] he failed": only true if you count successfully expelling the PLO from Beirut as "failing" to successfully expel the PLO from Beirut. But at this point who's counting?

All this has been fun, but it doesn't get us to our main issue, which is the way in which Cole's ideological commitment to Bush-hating overrides what modicum of good sense that might have escaped his ideological commitment to Israel-hating (can't say "Jew-hating" because that is a tool used to silence legitimate dissent of Israel - even if it might turn out that in Cole's world every piddly-ass identity group is entitled to self-determination except Jews. That's a coincidence). Cole attempts to answer the Jumblatt quote that many people have used to tag Lebanon as a victory for Bush. Here's the full paragraph:

Walid Jumblatt, the embittered son of Kamal whom the Syrians defeated in 1976 at the American behest, said he was inspired by the fall of Saddam. But this sort of statement from a Druze warlord strikes me as just as manipulative as the news conferences of Ahmad Chalabi, who is also inspired by Saddam's fall. Jumblatt has a long history of anti-Israeli and anti-American sentiment that makes his sudden conversion to neoconism likely a mirage. He has wanted the Syrians back out since 1976, so it is not plausible that anything changed for him in 2003.

Wrong on the facts and wrong on the analysis. Wrong on the facts: Jumblatt has a long and complicated relationship with Syria built on, among other things, Arab nationalism. It was Syria who supplied him with the weapons that he used to slaughter over 1,000 Maronite Christians and displace another 50,000 in 1983. It was Syria who he strongly, explicitly, and openly supported throughout the 1980s, until they took over Beirut in 1990 and rewarded him with high ranking cabinet-level positions through 1996 (let's read Cole again: "[Jumblatt] has wanted the Syrians... out since 1976"). Wrong on the analysis: It is true that Jumblatt came out against Syria in 2000 - but he then backed off in the face of repeated intimidation and, in one case, a letter bomb directed at a Druze MK (Jumblatt called it out as terrorism, but he then went, cowed, to high-level meetings in Damascus). So what gave him and the Druze community the determination to now seek freedom even in the face of the intimidation that successfully cowed them in the past? Nothing more or less than the successful example of Iraqis standing up to the same kind of intimidation. In Cole's terms, millions of Lebanese have had a "sudden conversation to neoconism."
Cole will do and say anything to deny a victory to the dark, shadowy cabal of "neo-conservatives" (psst - he doesn't mean Presbyterian) that he talks about in every, single post. He's a lost cause. The shame is that the few people in the blogosphere reading him for genuine information might, because his crude conspiracy theory-laced narrative of Middle East history plays on their predispositions, actually come to believe that he knows what he's talking about. His misinformation harms dialogue and deliberation, and people's admiration no doubt gives him a warm and fuzzy feeling that no one as preposterous as him should ever be entitled to.

UPDATE: Special Bonus Brain Teaser. Cole asks: "People in the region, in Europe, and in the US itself may begin asking why, if Syria had to leave Lebanon, Israel should not have to leave the West Bank and Gaza." Answer: Because Lebanon didn't start a war with Syria, invade Syria from its own territory, and then lose that territory to Syria.

Agenda for Palestinian Conference: Giant Gorilla What?

Way back last year when Sharon signed off for the Palestinians to get together with their paternalistic, fawning international friends in London and trash Israel (without Israel being invited), Blair promised him that the conference would contain no political content. Turns out, promises to Jews don't matter:

Despite British Prime Minister Tony Blair's promise to Prime Minister Ariel Sharon last December that Tuesday's London Conference would focus on the narrow issues of democracy, reform and security, it has become apparent that the final declaration will contain a number of loaded political statements...
In addition to the 21 foreign ministers, an impressive supporting cast will assemble for the occasion - including US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan, EU High Representative Javier Solana and, perhaps most significant, the heads of both the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund.
Anxiety in Jerusalem prompted two visits to London by senior Sharon aide Dov Weisglass over the past two weeks for meetings - reported to have been "acrimonious" with Blair aide Sir Nigel Sheinwald in which he engaged in a bout of intensive damage control, not all successful, over attempts to politicize the gathering... the PA was able to win some changes - "to the frustration of Weisglass" - including a recognition that economic regeneration will be hampered unless Israel lifts its roadblocks and other controls in the West Bank.

It's good to see that we're on the familiar ground of international diplomacy. Israel agrees to a process or commits to obligations under a particular understanding of scope and boundary. That understanding is immediately violated, and Israel has to expend massive political capital just to get back to zero. One example is the "neutral fact-finding mission" into Jenin which quickly became an ad-hoc war crimes tribunal (where one of the members declared Israel guilty of crimes - a statement way, way beyond what his mandate should have been anyway - before the mission even began!) - Israel took a hit for then quashing an investigation that they never agreed to. Another example occurred when Israel got hauled in front of the Hague court for an act that was outside the Courts’ competence which happened in an area outside of the Courts’ jurisdiction - again, Israel had to fight bitterly and take an international d