If you want to contribute your own under this post on the Mere Rhetoric Facebook Page, I suggest you do it sooner rather than later. Kaus thinks he's gone by midnight.

Health care Waterloo.
Can't have any "distractions."
Warm up the bus please.

Communist Truther
ignored by White House vetters.
Now he goes away.

Left's "true progressive"
is a Truther Commie loon.
No argument here.

Obama Green czar
rants re "asshole GOP."
Post-partisanship!

San Fran radical
wants you to know he's reformed.
Because you're stupid.

"9-11 Truth"
is very ambiguous.
He just didn't know.

Recall: campaign smears.
Obama's radical friends
might get appointed.

White House dumping Van.
There's a "death panel" joke here
but it's kind of stale.

Left as an exercise for the reader: references to feverish anti-American, anti-Israeli hiphop.

References:
* Van Jones, Gone in 60 Seconds? [Kausfiles]
* Sing It... Van Jones Cut Nasty Hate-Filled Music Album, Too! (Video) [Gateway Pundit]

Previously:
* Change! Kos Finally Finds A Cop Killing Revolutionary He'll Criticize
* Nightstick Carrying Pro-Obama Thugs Intimidating Voters In PA
* Obama Campaign Demands Ban On Republican Jewish Group, Escalates Thuggish Intimidation