I'm not saying I support their tactics. But I understand:

"Monkeys that are heavy drinkers make better leaders, respected by other monkeys." More proof - as if any was needed - that evolution is a non-teleological process guided by chance. There's simply no other explanation for why monkeys get to have such a refined culture while the rest of us are endlessly plagued by nattering blue state teetotalers.

Previously:
* The Coming Battle
* Today In We're All Totally Boned - Marauding Monkeys Attack, Murder Anti-Monkey Politician In His Home
* Great News: Monkeys Using Mind Signals To Control Robots With Human-Like Hands