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Is American mega pop star Britney Spears set to return to the big screen, seven years after starring in the box office flop Crossroads? According to reports, Spears has been offered a part in the upcoming Holocaust film The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton, which integrates time travel, concentration camps and a love story. If she accepts the role, Spears will be taking on the title role of Sophia LaMont, a woman who invents a time machine and succeeds in traveling to the time of the Second World War. According to the script, LaMont ends up at a concentration camp and falls in love with a Jewish prisoner named Eton. However, the budding love story is cut short when both are killed by the Nazis.

I can't post any of the good punchlines here, though I feel bad leaving you with lame ones like "what next? Lindsay Lohan in a zombie-themed Roots reboot?" But in any case: too stupid to get offended about.

References:
* Is Britney Spears set to star in a Holocaust movie? [Ha'aretz]

Previously:
* Sullivan on Britney
* Finally Revealed: How The Israelites Actually Found The Holy Land
* Hey Gals, Check This Out - Britney Spears Has To Wear A Burka To Satisfy Radical British Muslim Family