They're all volunteers too. Although since Iran doesn't actually border Israel I think the current plan is to fly them over Jordan on the backs of magical ponies. The ponies will then deposit them on the ground, wait for them to blow themselves up, and immediately carry them off to heaven. That's how it works right?

More than 70,000 Iranian student volunteers have registered to carry out suicide bombings against Israel because of Israel's assault on the Gaza Strip. According to the official IRNA news agency, hard-line student leader Esmaeil Ahmadi said the students want to fight Israel in support of Hamas - Gaza's Islamic militant rulers. Five hard-line student groups and a conservative clerical group launched a registration drive last week to ask the government to allow them to stage the suicide attacks.

Whatever. The Iranian government has more serious business to deal with. Like paying someone to murder Mubarak after he brushed off their officious demand to support Hamas. Although I was under the impression that Iranian students also had their hands full attacking Nobel Peace laureates...

Some 150 protesters stood outside the home and office of Iranian Nobel Peace Prize laureate Shirin Ebadi on Thursday accusing her of sympathy for Israel, Islamic state's foe, a member of her human rights group said. Abdulreza Tajik, of the Human Rights Defenders Centre led by Ebadi, said he believed they were student members of the Basij religious militia. The crowd tore down a sign of Ebadi's law practice and trampled on it, he told Reuters.

... and they found time to do that and threaten to murder millions of Israelis. Never underestimate youthful vigor.

References:
* 70,000 Iranian suicide bombers ready to fight Israel [YNet]
* Iranians Announce $1 Million Reward For Assassination of Egyptian President Mubarak [Gateway Pundit]
* Iranian Hardliners Threaten Egypt-- Give 48 Hour Deadline [Gateway Pundit]
* 150 Iranians protest at home of Nobel laureate accused of sympathy for Israel [Ha'aretz]

Previously:
* Video: Hamas Prepares Army Of Women And Children To Be Suicide Bombers During Urban Warfare
* Confirmed: Hamas Wants To Use WMDs Against Israel, Trigger Full-Blown Regional War
* Iranian Hardliners Threaten Egypt-- Give 48 Hour Deadline