The Most Adorable Little Terrorist Stocking Stuffers Ever!
Brickarms is a Redmond, WA company that customizes Lego figures into "custom molded weapons and custom minifigures." Their minifigs catalog is a veritable treasure trove of stocking stuffers for your little GI Joe and Jane. For instance there's the WW2 Marine Sergeant who "will never let you down":
Awww. And the Spy Bond who is "equipped with a silenced PPK in his hand, and an Uzi cleverly concealed in his briefcase":
Cool! And "Mr. White", the "bandit" who "basks in the sunlight [and goes] boldly attacking when the sun is high, each toss of his 8 fragmentation grenades erupts in a miniature supernova of destruction!":
Wait, what? And the WW2 Nazi SS Major who is "the man you hope never to meet when you are captured behind enemy lines":
Wait, WHAT?
You can also purchase four other Nazi action figures - Nazi Colonel, Nazi Grenadier, Nazi SMG Gunner, and Nazi PanzerGren. Just in case you get bored creating SS vs. Marine interogation scenes and want to stage a large book burning rally or something. Unfortunately every single item is sold out and on backorder. Too bad. Maybe you can still track down one of those "Islam is the Light" dolls. (via the peacenik capitulationists at Global Voices, h/t SP)
References:
* BrickArms Custom Minifigs [BrickArms]
* Parents Outraged Over Baby Doll They Say Mumbles Pro-Islam Message [Fox News]
Previously:
* Britain Can't Beat Even Especially Stupid Islamism
* Future Robotic Overlords Now Being Marketed To Children As "Toys" [Video]
* Nazi Toy Soldiers In Korean Apple Seller Store (Plus: Multiculturalism Is An Excuse)
