At first I was going to write this off as another self-styled liberal sophisticate who can't tell the difference between immaturity and edginess. But I'm at an academic conference with literally hundreds of panels referencing unconscious conservative racism and sexism. So cheap stupid gotchas like this are pretty much all I've got keeping me sane:

In what is sure to be a controversial move, President-elect Barack Obama has indicated to his inner circle of advisors that he and his wife may have sex in the White House sometime during the four years of his first term in office. "He's not saying they definitely will have sex," said an Obama confidante who declined to be named, "But he's not ruling it out. He's also not ruling out having sex more than once."... The Secret Service has already begun preparing for the possibility that the president's tight schedule might be interrupted on occasion by a brief sexual interlude. The code phrase to indicate that the president (code name "Renegade") and First Lady (code name "Renaissance") are having sex will be "discussing the Bosnian problem" as in "Renegade can't be disturbed right now. He and Renaissance are discussing the Bosnian problem."

Everything else aside though - the article really is belligerently unfunny.

References:
* Obamas Expected to Have Sex in White House, Insiders Say [HuffPo]

Previously:
* The Paranoid Style in The Left's Anti-Palin Viciousness
* Brown University Outrage: Anti-Israel Academics Organize Conference To Attack Pro-Israel Critics, Shut Out Pro-Israel Speakers and Students
* Of Course The Columbia Students Applauded For Ahmadinejad