Messianic President-Elect Appears To Disciples As Piece Of Toast
His worshipers are actually trying to make his inauguration day a national holiday. That's not exactly how we do things for Presidents in this country, but you have to make some allowances for these tools since they're only now discovering their "newfound patriotism." Oh well - better this than the alterantive.
References:
* Obameidolia [Bad Astronomy]
* Planning under way for Obama holiday [CJ Online]
* Aww... Liberals Rediscovering Their Patriotism [MR]
* Onion Tries, Fails To Capture Full Absurdity Of Post-Election Obama Cultists (Plus: They're "Sitting At Phone" Asking "What Do You Want Me To Do Next"?) [MR]
Previously:
* Smith College Student: Obama Is My "Personal Jesus" (Plus: Children Now Singing Choral Hymns To Obama)
* Farrakhan: Obama Is "A Herald Of The Messiah... A Savior" (Plus: Obama's Followers Attacking Conservatives, Fantasizing About Shooting Palin)
* Liberals Unsure Whether Obama Is Jesus Or Just A Very, Very Holy Saint
