On the plus side, at least now the planet will be healed, the waters will recede, and all the Earth will be united in Hope and Change. Yes, even vicious European anti-Semites. Though I do hope that Obama's campaign hasn't been overselling his abilities - paranoid utopian movements get really dangerous when their impossible visions of a perfect world are stymied. At least they don't have a ready scapegoat to blame when their asinine understanding of the world triggers cataclysmic global crises.

Incidentally, I'm still on track to get every single state right. So actually the night's actually going super.

References:
* Obama Wins White House, FOX News Projects [Fox]
* European Anti-Semites Pretty Psyched About Impending Obama Victory [MR]
* The Paranoid Style in The Left's Anti-Palin Viciousness [MR]
* Dennis Ross: "I'm Endorsing Obama Because He'll Make Iran And Iran's Financial Backers Like Us" [MR]
* Leftist Interest Groups Pretty Psyched About Ultra-Liberal Obama Administration (Plus: MR's Electoral Prediction) (UPDATE: MR's Electoral Map Identical To Rove's) [MR]

Previously:
* 70 Percent Of American Jews Ready To Say "We Didn't Know" When Obama Detonates US-Israel Alliance (Plus: They Most Definitely Know)
* MSM Exceeds All Expectations, Closes Election With Repeated And Spectacular Demonstrations Of Bias
* Israeli Newspapers Not Very Hopeful About Impending Change In US-Israel Alliance