There are two kinds of cults: cults that brainwash kids and cults that fail. To be totally precise, there's also a third category: cults that brainwash kids but fail anyway. But since that's not going to happen, guess which one of the first two Obama supporters are creating:

Still more cynical political use of children at the official Barack Obama web site: Barack Obama and Joe Biden: The Change We Need | Kids HQ Blog. Includes this classic line: "I am eight years old," says Zoe, "and George Bush has been the president my whole life. I want to finally have a president I can be proud of." I’m sure this 8-year old came up with that all by herself.

So in addition to the textbooks about Obama's "life of service" and the illustrated children's books about the "name the whole world knows," they've now turned over a part of Obama's webspace so parents can emote and post pictures of their adorable little Obamabots. Isn't that just so precious?

A few more of these brainwashed little darlings after the jump. I especially like the repeated emphasis on utopian global peace. I think it's important to start dulling kids early to the complexities of geopolitics. That way they don't have to wait till college to learn idiotic slogans that substitute for genuine thought. And if these parents try really hard, they might even reach this exalted level of indescribable creepiness: