Liberals Unsure Whether Obama Is Jesus Or Just A Very, Very Holy Saint
Back in the heyday of the Church - or as Europe will soon be calling it, alla yirham ayyam zaman - everything from ethics to history was drummed into children via vignettes about the Lives of the Saints. Change!
Obama fever has overtaken San Francisco. Undeterred by the conspiracy theories, hatred, and vitriol spewed by Obama's 20-year "like an uncle to me" pastor, Jeremiah Wright, local liberals are in thrall to their perceived savior. They seem to think that every problem, no matter how trivial, can be solved by Saint Obama... Even children are getting in on the act. Earlier this week, a friend and I emerged from a movie theater only to run into a man walking down the street holding his toddler and instructing the little tyke to "say Obama, say O-B-A-M-A."
That Ann Coulter, she sure was stupid when she described liberalism as a religion with its own catechism and its own saints:
Or maybe The One isn't a saint at all. Maybe he's actually The One, which is the theory that the self-described "spiritual" morons at DKos are throwing around.
Hmm: "Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen."
That last bit is from Revelations 1:7. It's been a while since I flipped through the New Testament - and it's not really my book to begin with, so I might need a little help - but remind me again: that's one of the happy ones, right?
References:
* Barack Obama: Patron Saint of San Francisco? [Cin Stillwell]
* Godless: The Church Of Liberalism [Ann Coulter]
* Votive Early, Votive Often [NRO Corner / Steyn]
* Moonbats Lose It: D-Kos Wonders If Obama Is Jesus [Gateway Pundit]
Previously:
* Obama Shill Tells Jews To Get Over Their "Obama Paranoia"
* Smith College Student: Obama Is My "Personal Jesus" (Plus: Children Now Singing Choral Hymns To Obama)
* Farrakhan: Obama Is "A Herald Of The Messiah... A Savior" (Plus: Obama's Followers Attacking Conservatives, Fantasizing About Shooting Palin)
