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Zionazi Apartheid Regime Develops Cutting Edge Nonlethal Weapon

Jewish Ethics

This is exactly how the Nazis did it, right? I only ask because "Jews = Nazis" is now the standard anti-Israel line for Arab governments and liberal activists. It's almost like they're wildly exaggerating just so they can make a particularly vicious, borderline anti-Semitic smear:

The creative minds inside Israel's Border Police have invented a new crowd control weapon, one that pays homage to that devil of a stinker, Pepé Le Pew... Imagine the worst, most foul thing you have ever smelled. An overpowering mix of rotting meat, old socks that haven't been washed for weeks - topped off with the pungent waft of an open sewer. Imagine being covered in the stuff as it is liberally sprayed from a water cannon... The smell... apparently lingers on the skin and in hair for days and can be smelled from quite a distance... neither soap nor tomato sauce is doing the job.

The smell is so awful that police stations can't even store it, while the actual substance is 100% nontoxic.

Vicious lunatics go on violent rampages where they alternate between attacking police and screaming for Israel's destruction. In response the Jewish State develops cutting-edge technology to minimize injuries - and still has to bear the brunt of the UN's condemnations. Nothing to worry about though - those condemnations come from clearheaded and objective anti-Zionism. Obviously.

References:
* Israel's new weapon [FP Passport]
* Libya spurs UN protest with Nazi remark [JPost]
* Terrorist Loving British Tool: Israel Running "Concentration Camp", Gaza Like Darfur [MR]

Previously:
* The IDF Is The World's Most Moral Army (Humanitarian Coordination Edition)
* The Most Moral Army In The World - Soldier Testimonials [Video]
* Still the World's Most Moral Army

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