We were going to convert to Scientology because they assured us that they're smarter and morally superior to everyone else. But then we discovered that they think that Palestinian hatred for Israel can be solved through limited Israeli territorial concessions and confidence building measures and we thought "well they can't be that smart".

Coincidentally, the exact same thing happened when we considered becoming Democrats.

Anyway, Defamer has the video posted on Gawker's functionally impregnable server, safe from the lawsuit-happy copyright demons at Scientology headquarters. Verdict: he. crazy.

References:
* "We are the way to happiness" [Gawker]
* Peace and Understanding in the Middle East [Scientology Today]
* Secret Tom Cruise Scientology Indoctrination Video Finally Hits Web; Proves He Is Even Crazier Than We Ever Imagined [Defamer]

Previously:
* MR Crush #452 - Amy Winehouse (Bonus: Geek Crush On Rosario Dawson) [Videos]
* Israeli Hottie Moran Atias Reminds You: Vote For MR In The Jewish and Israeli Blog Awards
* LAPD Bomb Squad Called On Not Very Bright Army Recruiter's Suicide Bomber Costume