* Yes.
* Yup.
* Totally in bounds.

How about the US disengage from Iowa and let the Palestinians declare an independent state there? Or a confederation. Or whatever. At least the Palestinians are smart enough to elect candidates they agree with. Conservatives choosing Huckabee is like having the Palestinians elect Shas. Sure they disagree on every fundamental principle, but look how godly and populist Shas is!

Not even the Palestinians are that stupid, of course. Perhaps it's because Gaza probably has a better educational system than Iowa. Sad, but not entirely unlikely [PDF]. One of the six states worse than Iowa? Arkansas.

References:
* My Take on Huckabee's Win in Iowa [IMAO]
* Obligatory Rant About Iowa and Huckabee [IMAO]
* An Open Letter [Vodkapundit]
* UN: "Distractions" Are Causing Gaza Students To Flunk Math And Arabic [Videos] [MR]

Previously:
* Fred Thompson Is Serious - He Will Crush You In A Debate [Video]
* Fred And Jeri Thompson Rock Fox News (Plus: Romey Is Either Really Popular Or Really Unpopular) [Video]
* Fred Thompson For President