We're Going To Miss Westminster Abbey - Demographic Time Bomb Set To Explode In Britain Some Time Around Next Christmas

Britain's Office of National Statistics says the name of the Muslim prophet is on the verge of becoming the most popular name for newborn boys in the United Kingdom. While Jack has reigned supreme for the last 13 years, Britain's growing Muslim society has rocketed their prophet's name -- including all spelling variations -- into second place. If the trend holds, Mohammed should pass Jack next year. The 2001 national census in the United Kingdom put the Muslim population at 1.6 million, but officials concede that number is greatly outdated.
We wouldn't read too much into this - maybe it's really hard to come up with an Arabic version of Jack. That would be important, you see, since
* forty percent of British schoolchildren don't speak English at home. And we always thought that France would be the first theocratic Muslim regime to get the bomb.
References:
* Move Over Jack, Mohammed's About to Pass You as U.K.'s Most Popular Boys Name [Fox News]
* We're Going To Miss Westminster Abbey - English Is A Foreign Language To Forty Percent Of British Schoolchildren (Plus: Brits Begin To Seriously Contemplate Life Under Sharia Law) [MR]
Previously:
* We're Going To Miss Westminster Abbey - Teachers And Students Forced To Be Sexist, Dress Like "Asians" To Celebrate Muslim Holiday (Plus: British Mosques Filled With Hate Literature)
* We're Going To Miss Westminster Abbey - Sharia Courts Established In Britain
* We're Going To Miss Westminster Abbey - No Really, We're Going To Miss It





