A little light Friday stupid. We snapped this picture on the way back from school. Keep in mind that these people are also in charge of explaining to citizens how to identify terrorists and keep themselves safe. So you know that's going spectacularly:

At least it wasn't a TSA car. The sheer perfection of that would have caused a black hole of perfection that would have formed a perfection singularity and destroyed everything the universe.

Previously:
* LAX TSA Misses 75% Of Fake Bombs, Lets People With Bad Boarding Passes On Airplanes
* MR To AIPAC: The Red Flag Is Where The Good Hummus Is
* MR Article In The Jewish Journal