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Universe Now Officially Just Fucking With Humanity

Not Good. Bad.

We don't know if this is necessarily bad, but we don't think there's any way it can be good:

The 118-year-old cylinder that is the international prototype for the metric mass, kept tightly under lock and key outside Paris, is mysteriously losing weight... the reference kilo appears to have lost 50 micrograms compared with the average of dozens of copies. "The mystery is that they were all made of the same material, and many were made at the same time and kept under the same conditions, and yet the masses among them are slowly drifting apart," he said. "We don't really have a good hypothesis for it." The kilogram's uncertainty could affect even countries that don't use the metric system - it is the ultimate weight standard for the U.S. customary system, where it equals 2.2 pounds. For scientists, the inconstant metric constant is a nuisance, threatening calculation of things like electricity generation.

Our understanding of physics is a little rudimentary, but we're given to understand that this isn't supposed to happen. We've long ago given up on hoping for stability in an ever-changing and increasingly-dangerous world. But is it too much to ask for the basic yardstick of mass to stay the same? Fix this please.

References:
* Kilo prototype mysteriously loses weight [AP]

Previously:
* Bad Week For The Future Of Humanity. Great Week For Future Robotic Overlords.
* Science and Progress Solve Stuff
* Science Is Over. You Can All Go Home Now.

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