As the JIBs wind down - and as the beating that we received begins to purple into deep psychological bruising that will take years to cope with - we'd like to take a moment out of our normal schedule to castigate all of you who didn't vote for us. May your cats wake you up before daybreak, may your dogs fetch you copies of the LA Times, and may your children find Noam Chomsky fascinating.

Except only kind of. We're of course beyond grateful to all of you who voted and wish great ill on those of you who didn't, but honestly we're kind of happy to have all of you around to rant at. We won't get teary-eyed about how all of you are the reason we blog - you wouldn't believe us anyway, since it's obvious that we only do this to get chicks. But we don't think we're revealing any state secrets when we tell you that writing into the ether is a lot more worthwhile when there are people on the other side reading and - hopefully - sometimes even nodding.

Still, if some kind soul is interested in sparing us years of therapy:

Best All Around- Best Large Blog
Best In Class - Best News/Current Events Blog
Best In Class - Best Pro-Israel Advocacy Blog
Best In Class - Best Right-Wing Political Blog
Specialty - Best Contribution for Search the Center
Best Posts - Best Overall for This Will Not Be Our Last Bow
Best Posts - Best News for Blasts In Damascus
Best Posts - Best Series for Beit Hanoun Meme Watch

Thanks again to everybody.

Previously:
* JIB FINALS! JIB FINALS! (Plus: Painfully Hot Israeli Hottie Anna Zaikin)
* Israeli Hottie Alexandra Loxsin Is Sad Because MR Is Getting Killed In The JIBs
* Simply Absurd Beer Pong Skillz [Videos]