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Early Morning Chuckle - Coulter On the Dem Debate Edition

Ah, Ms. Coulter:

Obama was asked to name "America's three most important allies around the world" - a question rejected as "too easy" on Fox's new game show "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?" Any politically savvy 11-year-old could have named Britain, Australia and Israel.

B. Hussein Obama answered: "the European Union." Which is a) not a country, and b) not an ally. What was his next guess? Epcot Center?... Of course, it took Obama less time to remember an American ally than it took John Edwards to remember Jesus. Edwards was asked who his "moral leader" was - and he was stuck for an answer. I had time to shout "Jesus" at the TV 20 times, exhaust myself and have a sandwich before Edwards finally coughed up "mah lowrd."...

In fairness to Edwards, asking a trial lawyer to name his favorite moral leader is like asking the president of Iran to name his favorite Jew. (Answer: George Soros.)

Say she's crazy. Say she's counterproductive. Just don't say that she's a poor writer, lest you come off sounding like someone so politically myopic that you've lost your sense of humor.

References:
* No wonder they're afraid of Brit Hume

Previously:
* Video: Rush and Ms. Coulter On the THHNH
* Maybe The Best Coulter Line Ever
* Democrats are Vulgar, Republicans are Funny

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