On any other day, we wouldn't dare to pester you with this totally meaningless story - the result of what happens when you let inconsequential moonbats off the reservation. But it's Friday, so the humor value trumps the total lack of anything compelling or newsworthy:

It's nice that he found himself a copy of the Declaration of Independence. Now if we could only get Democrats to actually read the Constitution, we'd be halfway toward creating a utopia of harmonious bipartisanship.

What an idiot.

Oh hey, before we forget - let's get some more Democrats into office. Maybe we can all work together to make Kucinich into a nationally prominent and powerful figure. That'll be days and days of blogging material. Then our eyes and ears will start bleeding, and we'll be sad.

References:
* Kucinich announces impeachment charges against Vice President Cheney

Previously:
* Initial, Visceral Bitterness - (1) Progressives Had A Great Night. Really Fantastic.
* [Video] What You Get When You Vote For Democrats - Empowering Conspiracy Theory Wackos
* More Americans Blame Bush than Clinton for What?

Cross-posted to:
* The Astute Bloggers