The odds of this video not getting posted to this blog? Well, they say there's no such thing as zero probability. There's such thing as zero probability.

Best. MEMRI. Video. Ever.

It's great when he talks about the videos he's seen, where "girls teach each other" and "some women insert objects" and "sometimes women insert fingers" (complete with hand motion!). Begging the immediate question: umm, how does he know? Maybe he's been hanging out with Ahmadinejad a little too much?

Serious points:

(1) If the hymen tears, "some relatives might kill her". In fairness to the sheik, he's against killing girls for enthusiastic masturbation. His advice: "at the most, she should be flogged"

(2) One of the signs that a society has become pathological - really, all the way deep down rotten - is when it develops this unseemly obsession with controlling bodily fluids and sexual relations. There's a word for it, that word is fascism, and it's particularly vicious when it gets hitched to religious ideology. Ergo, Islamofascism.

References:
* Risks of Female Masturbation According to Islamic Teachings [YouTube/taximax]
* Hey Gals, Check This Out - Ahmadinejad Secretly A Pervert? [MR]

Previously:
* Hey Gals, Check This Out - Islamists Want To Set Your Wardrobe. This is Because They Are Fascists (Bonus Ahmadinejad Material Inside)
* Hey Gals, Check This Out - Pathological Islamism in Germany
* Hey Gals, Check This Out - Women Banned From Iran's Cabinet