Apparently, it causes good Muslim boys to wear earrings, take drugs, and - worst of all - hang out around Jews. Ewww:

That's funny, we didn't see many Jews when we were in Rome the night that Italy won the World Cup. Which isn't really relevant, except it's been a couple of months since we've reminded you that we were in Rome the night that Italy won the World Cup. Which we were.

References:
* Allah Will Judge World Cup Fans [YouTube/hapatchan]
* Italy Wins The World Cup 1/2 [YouTube/photonh2o]
* Italy Wins The World Cup 2/2 [YouTube/photonh2o]

Previously:
* MR Soccer Video Mania
* What More Could Italy Want?
* FIFA Bans Iran From World Play