As you may have heard, there's a very, very slim chance that we're all going to die soon. The asteroid Apophis is heading towards Earth and will actually pass closer than many satellites. To help you deal with that, here's a panel from User Friendly, one of the oldest and greatest of the geek comic strips:

Click through for the punchline, which we personally guarantee each and every one of you will love. Scout's honor.

References:
* Scientists watching asteroid headed our way
* Cartoon for Feb 26, 2007

Previously:
* Airport Security in This Country is a Bad Joke
* Democrats are Vulgar, Republicans are Funny
* Funny or Not Funny (Qaddafi Coca Cola Version)