Yoko Ono has published a full-page ad in the New York Times begging for the world's forgiveness for the suffering inflicted by blah blah blah. All you need to know: at no point did she apologize for breaking up the greatest band in the history of the universe, ergo she is still doomed to burn in hell for eternity.

Sorry, but those are the rules. You can look it up.

Previously: Yoko Sues EMI, Yet We Remain Unmoved, This Is So Embarrassing - Our Book Collection, Could They Be More Evil?