We had to post at least something substantive. It was either this one of the Lileks five-year 9/11 anniversary video, and you just don't need that kind of buzzkill.

Before you ask: yeah, obviously, the Jewish Conspirators who were supposed to be in charge of Reuters that week got fired. Don't blame us - our assignment that week was to do the USA Today pie charts, and we pwned. Used different colors, stayed within the lines, everything.