The Guardian's business section title: Act now or the world we know will be lost forever. Big, bold headline: "Simple verdict after a complex inquiry: time is running out". You're thinking maybe... maybe (!!) they've realized that many of the people they're providing welfare to want to destroy their country, burn Parliament to the ground, and make Westminster Abbey into a mosque.

No, it's just about global warming. Not a mention of political Islam.

Which brings up an intriguing point: which will destroy the English way of life first?