Palestinian PM Ismail Haniyeh fainted during a speech today. Reports are that someone told him that a mid-level Hamas operative had suggested not trying to murder Israeli civilians for a month, and just like that the man fainted.

Condition unknown. Countdown to blaming the Jews for Haniyeh's collapse begins... now...

UPDATE: Eh. He was well enough to finish his speech, at the very least. Best headline about the rally so far: Support For Hamas Explodes In Gaza. This is from a way anti-Israel site - or as they describe themselves, "fair and comprehensive", in that "our logo is an evil Israeli soldier with a gun raised into a house" kind of fair. We're pretty sure that the humor in the headline is totally unintentional.