MR Has a Troubled Relationship With Disney And Disneyland
Obviously, we love all things Disney and Disneyland. Don't trifle with us on this - Disneyland is the Happiest Place on Earth (tm), and we'll smother you to death in your sleep with a chloroform-soaked rag if you even think of implying otherwise. And now, thanks to the good folks at MEMRI and the brave investigative journalists of Iranian TV, we've found - improbably - yet more reasons to love the Jungle Cruise:
Anchor: Zionist ideology uses all means to impose its cultural control. Cinema, as an attractive and popular form of art, has always interested the Zionist circles.
Reporter: The hot news of cinema circles worldwide is: The "Pirates of the Caribbean" attack the silver screen. The example of "Pirates of the Caribbean" - Hollywood's latest effort to gain control - is all the more striking if we bear in mind the name of its producer: The Walt Disney company. Disney and its productions have been associated, more than anything, with the Zionist lobby in Hollywood... In any event, Zionism is not restricted to the capitalistic weapons companies, such as Lockheed and the banks that support it. Cinema is considered another, subtle, weapon in the hands of those who support this corrupt ideology. In Hollywood, Disney is the manufacturer of this weapon, and the "Pirates of the Caribbean" is its newest ammunition.
First of all, that's such crap. The new Pirates movie is a total disaster - it's so bad that it actually makes the original masterpiece worse. And not only that, but those assholes at Disneyland ruined the classic Pirates ride to turn it into a giant commercial for their sequel o' crap just as they had previously ruined the Haunted Mansion by making it into a giant commercial for The Nightmare Before Christmas). This was presumably done in an effort to see if they could make us hate the new movie even more than we already do. To even think that Zionists were behind this travesty is insulting - we'd really prefer it if they went back to accusing Jews of cooking babies in depleted uranium pots with gas stolen from Palestinian hospitals, or whatever the hell Juan Cole says is the latest "neocon / Likudnik" outrage.
Second, has anyone else noticed that these people are totally batshit crazy?
Third, the Elder of Zion did some Photoshopping on his daughter's Disney pictures. To make them more true, in the Iranian definition of the term.
Anchor: Zionist ideology uses all means to impose its cultural control. Cinema, as an attractive and popular form of art, has always interested the Zionist circles.
Reporter: The hot news of cinema circles worldwide is: The "Pirates of the Caribbean" attack the silver screen. The example of "Pirates of the Caribbean" - Hollywood's latest effort to gain control - is all the more striking if we bear in mind the name of its producer: The Walt Disney company. Disney and its productions have been associated, more than anything, with the Zionist lobby in Hollywood... In any event, Zionism is not restricted to the capitalistic weapons companies, such as Lockheed and the banks that support it. Cinema is considered another, subtle, weapon in the hands of those who support this corrupt ideology. In Hollywood, Disney is the manufacturer of this weapon, and the "Pirates of the Caribbean" is its newest ammunition.
First of all, that's such crap. The new Pirates movie is a total disaster - it's so bad that it actually makes the original masterpiece worse. And not only that, but those assholes at Disneyland ruined the classic Pirates ride to turn it into a giant commercial for their sequel o' crap just as they had previously ruined the Haunted Mansion by making it into a giant commercial for The Nightmare Before Christmas). This was presumably done in an effort to see if they could make us hate the new movie even more than we already do. To even think that Zionists were behind this travesty is insulting - we'd really prefer it if they went back to accusing Jews of cooking babies in depleted uranium pots with gas stolen from Palestinian hospitals, or whatever the hell Juan Cole says is the latest "neocon / Likudnik" outrage.
Second, has anyone else noticed that these people are totally batshit crazy?
Third, the Elder of Zion did some Photoshopping on his daughter's Disney pictures. To make them more true, in the Iranian definition of the term.
