Special to MR: Iranian Analysts Report Today's (Real) News
Hezbollah, here's a roundup of some other things that the Israel Lobby and the Jewish media are trying to hide from you:
* The Jews shot a 70-ish Somali nun four times. They did this to make you think that Muslims are obeying the Somali cleric who said that "whoever offends our Prophet Mohammed should be killed on the spot by the nearest Muslim". Which is something the Jews made him say.
* The Jews dressed up in full Muslim terrorist outfits and held a rally outside Westminster Cathedral. They used checkered, terrorist-style keffiyehs to hide their faces, so that you couldn't see their noses and realize that they were Jews. They held up signs saying "Islam Will Conquer Rome" and "Jesus is the Slave of Allah" to drive a wedge between the great Catholic and Islamic civilizations.
* The Jews threatened to nuke the Vatican. Jews hate the Vatican. Oh, you don't know that? That's because the Jewish-controlled media is covering it up.
* The Jews fooled the Muslim Brotherhood into accepting the Pope's apology and then they fooled the Muslim Brotherhood into taking it back. Because it's in the Jews' interest to make Muslims seem indecisive. You have to ask yourself - who benefits from the Muslim Brotherhood either accepting or not accepting the Pope's "I'm sorry you're a bunch of primitive, rampaging mobs" nonapology apology?
* The Jews made it seem like Muslims are going to nuke DC and NY. They either did this to lie about an impending attack on DC and NY or they did this to undermine an actual impending attack on DC and NY.
UPDATE: Now that we're rereading this post, it's reading like a particularly poor imitation of the old, glorious Allahpundit page. Or maybe militant Islam has just gotten less funny [yeah, that's it -- ed]. Anyway, no matter how insane these are, you know that someone either from Democratic Underground or an Iranian newsroom will credulously suggest at least one of them.
* The Jews shot a 70-ish Somali nun four times. They did this to make you think that Muslims are obeying the Somali cleric who said that "whoever offends our Prophet Mohammed should be killed on the spot by the nearest Muslim". Which is something the Jews made him say.
* The Jews dressed up in full Muslim terrorist outfits and held a rally outside Westminster Cathedral. They used checkered, terrorist-style keffiyehs to hide their faces, so that you couldn't see their noses and realize that they were Jews. They held up signs saying "Islam Will Conquer Rome" and "Jesus is the Slave of Allah" to drive a wedge between the great Catholic and Islamic civilizations.
* The Jews threatened to nuke the Vatican. Jews hate the Vatican. Oh, you don't know that? That's because the Jewish-controlled media is covering it up.
* The Jews fooled the Muslim Brotherhood into accepting the Pope's apology and then they fooled the Muslim Brotherhood into taking it back. Because it's in the Jews' interest to make Muslims seem indecisive. You have to ask yourself - who benefits from the Muslim Brotherhood either accepting or not accepting the Pope's "I'm sorry you're a bunch of primitive, rampaging mobs" nonapology apology?
* The Jews made it seem like Muslims are going to nuke DC and NY. They either did this to lie about an impending attack on DC and NY or they did this to undermine an actual impending attack on DC and NY.
UPDATE: Now that we're rereading this post, it's reading like a particularly poor imitation of the old, glorious Allahpundit page. Or maybe militant Islam has just gotten less funny [yeah, that's it -- ed]. Anyway, no matter how insane these are, you know that someone either from Democratic Underground or an Iranian newsroom will credulously suggest at least one of them.
