Tom Cruise says that Ritalin isn't good for kids and Paramount breaks off a 14 year relationship. But Mel Gibson makes a movie fixating on the single moment in one of the four Gospels that damns all Jews for all generations, declines to distance himself his dad's Holocaust denying lunacy, and is all around a raging anti-Semite - and waves of industry flack rush to protect him. Personally, we blame the Jews. No, seriously, we do.

UPDATE: Some of you have pointed out that Tom Cruise's brand of crazy extends beyond just saying that Ritalin is bad for kids. Fair enough. He also believes that space aliens are whispering advice to him - but that just makes him qualified to be President of Iran. Why aren't Russia and China rushing to protect him?

UPDATE 2: Actually, on second thought, all that Mel Gibson did was imply that Jews control the world - which also qualifies him to be President of Iran.