We figure that two weeks is more than enough for you, our gentle yet discerning readers, to be deprived of our sunshine. Finals are over, most of our dental work is out of the way, and we haven't written anything yet on all those Palestinians who hatefully celebrated when Prime Minster Sharon - the only Israeli leader in history who has ever completely evacuated land for a future Palestinian state - was potentially dying of a stroke. On the agenda for the next week: HateWatch, American college campuses, and why a movie celebrating suicide bombers - by a man who publicly admits he would be a suicide bomber - pisses us off less than a movie about atrocities committed against Jews by a Jewish filmmaker.