Russia Asks Iran to Continue Talks with Europe, IAEA - Putin hasn't met his export quota yet this month.
Iran says will wait for EU nuclear offer Monday - and by "wait" they mean "not wait".
US Expert Questions NK’s Intentions Toward South - "wonders what 'we're going to set Seoul on fire by creating a giant nuclear fireball' could possibly have meant"
U.S. Teen Not Found in Aruba Landfill - also: aliens not found in Mars crater, Loch Ness monster not found in Scottish lake, and Santa Clause not found in our living room.
Iran Threatens to Restart Nuke Activities - no shit.