Lots going on. Watch Mere Rhetoric recreate the Ha'aretz frontpage. In honor of the Israeli gangster captured in Mexico, the count this morning is in Spanish.

Uno - How crazy are the settlers?
So crazy the IDF has to close down the Gaza Strip.
Not that crazy.
OK, OK - pretty damn crazy.
Lunatics. OK, OK - not lunatics. But this is begining to verge on mass hysteria.

Dos - Do Palestinians lie?
Turns out, yes. Yes they do
Who is it they killed then? And how'd it go down?
"Please please don't murder us - we're not really Israeli soldiers"
"That's what we would expect Israeli soldiers to say!"

Tres - Homophobic bastards.
Israelis are tolerant toward all people.
Some Israelis are not that tolerant.
Still not as bad as these bastards.
What's the difference between homosexuality in Israel and in the Arab world? In Israel, the people who stab gay people get arrested by the government. In the Arab world, the people who stab gay people are the government.

Buenos dias muchachos y muchachas.