Bastards
Seriously, this destruction of my childhood has to stop:
The "Cookie Monster" has been emasculated. The formerly fearsome monster is now a wimpy shill for healthy eating. His "C is for cookie" song has been replaced with a new song -- "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food." God, what is the world coming to? That's like Lil' Kim singing, "I'm a sometimes slut." Program producers say with the rise in childhood obesity, "Sesame Street" is focusing on teaching kids about healthy foods.
Hey, you want to know how to make obese kids skinny? Stop feeding them.
This is almost as bad as when Disneyland closed the Country Bear Jamboree to make way for their commercialized Winnie the Pooh crap ride.
The "Cookie Monster" has been emasculated. The formerly fearsome monster is now a wimpy shill for healthy eating. His "C is for cookie" song has been replaced with a new song -- "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food." God, what is the world coming to? That's like Lil' Kim singing, "I'm a sometimes slut." Program producers say with the rise in childhood obesity, "Sesame Street" is focusing on teaching kids about healthy foods.
Hey, you want to know how to make obese kids skinny? Stop feeding them.
This is almost as bad as when Disneyland closed the Country Bear Jamboree to make way for their commercialized Winnie the Pooh crap ride.
