There Ought To Be Laws
These people vote. Many of them will reproduce:
Join us in the attempt to drive Planet Earth into a new orbit! Scientists... have published a report... which affirms the theory that planet earth could be driven out of its current orbital rotation by the combined force of human beings jumping... it would take a minimum of 600 million people in the western hemisphere to jump at the same moment...
[T]o take part... find a hard surface... and all you need is to jump at the exact given local jump time.
Apparently, knocking the Earth out of its orbit will help alleviate global warming. I think they want to save the planet by sending it wildly careening either away from or into the sun. Once you go to this website, that's it. You've officially reached the end of the Internet.
Join us in the attempt to drive Planet Earth into a new orbit! Scientists... have published a report... which affirms the theory that planet earth could be driven out of its current orbital rotation by the combined force of human beings jumping... it would take a minimum of 600 million people in the western hemisphere to jump at the same moment...
[T]o take part... find a hard surface... and all you need is to jump at the exact given local jump time.
Apparently, knocking the Earth out of its orbit will help alleviate global warming. I think they want to save the planet by sending it wildly careening either away from or into the sun. Once you go to this website, that's it. You've officially reached the end of the Internet.
