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Freedom's Just Another Word For Nothing Left To Lose

Now that Israel has pretty much maxed out the balance on its credit-card-o'-pissing-off-the-world (tm), there's really not much that they can do that would make the mobs screaming for the murder of Jews any angrier. So with that in mind, we think it's an appropriate time to begin discussing who Israel will go after next.
Will it be the geniuses from Hezbollah who think that now is a good time to play chicken with the IDF. Could be, but is Syria really dumb enough to choose now to prove that they're a rouge state?
Will it be the terrorist scumbags from the Palestinian authority who in truth are just Hamas by another bank account? Probably not right this minute, although Israel hasn't had this much fun playing with Arafat's mind since they named one of their West Bank operations "Operation Maybe This Time..." (Yossi Beinlin - not amused. What do you expect from an effete, humorless loser).
No, everyone knows who's really next. Hint: naming yourself the Doctor of Death is not endearing. Well, except maybe to incoherent, screaming mobs. And I guess also to sickos who get off on killing babies. Yeah, and to a lot of Arab and European leaders… But that's not relevant right now. What is relevant is that none of this would be happening if Hamas had just let Israel leave Gaza in peace. Instead, they decided that murdering Israeli civilians would be a nice sendoff. No country in the world can allow that, and certainly not one whose very existence relies on its ability to convince its neighbors that it's not weak.

UPDATE: IMRA provides a mathematical proof for this argument. The very fabric of the universe agrees with us (Via: Allah)

ANOTHER UPDATE: Jewish ethics is overwhelmingly clear on the idea that it is forbidden to celebrate the death of another human being - a fact that we will be reminded of in two weeks. Grim satisfaction at Yassin's death is to be expected, but celebration is not permitted. So it's a good thing that Frank's not Jewish, because that joke with the brain is pretty funny.

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