Martha Stewart has been found guilty of all charges in her trial. This is after her defense basically wrecked the prosecution's case. I believe it was Nietzsche who pointed out that allowing losers, failures, and incompetents to sit in judgment of the talented and successful would lead to the most shameless displays of resentment:

Today was a victory for mediocrity over ability. It's pornography for people who couldn't accomplish in one hundred lifetimes what Martha Stewart accomplished in a single day. It's an orgy of the Lilliputian rancor. And that's before we even get to the gendered nature of this decision...