Finally Revealed: How The Israelites Actually Found The Holy Land

A little last-minute Passover humor, which is a lot more amusing now that I can eat hamburgers again. I’m told that the Chabniks celebrate tonight with a huge meal and four glasses of wine. While I certainly do smell what the Rock is cooking, I think I’ll stick with vodka.

Anyway. This commercial is from the Israeli-based GPS firm Ituran GPS and was produced by the Israeli ad agency Young and Rubican. It seems that the official narrative missed a few salient details:

The bummer is that in two years the Palestinians will be insisting that they’re the ones who actually discovered GPS, a claim that will soon be confirmed by published academic articles in all the finest Middle East Studies journals. (h/t: MR reader Lana)

References:
* Palestinians: You Know What Else Is Ours? The Dead Sea Scrolls [MR]
* Columbia Middle East Expert: You Know Who Saudi Wahhabists Remind Me Of? Methodists. [MR]

Previously:
* Sony’s New Commercial Is Spectacular, Has Bunnies [Video]
* Ahmadinejad’s Valentine’s Day Greeting To The World [Video]
* Cute Puppy Battles Disturbing Robot For Domination [Video]

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