No, The US Is Not Going To Attack Iran Next Week. Neither Is Israel.

Not Yet

Stupid:

The Dutch intelligence service, the AIVD, has called off an operation aimed at infiltrating and sabotaging Iran’s weapons industry due to an assessment that a US attack on the Islamic Republic’s nuclear program is imminent, according to a report in the country’s De Telegraaf newspaper on Friday. The report claimed that the Dutch operation had been “extremely successful,” and had been stopped because the US military was planning to hit targets that were “connected with the Dutch espionage action.” The impending air-strike on Iran was to be carried out by unmanned aircraft “within weeks,” the report claimed, quoting “well placed” sources.

Neither the US nor Israel are going to hit Iran before the November election, lest they be accused of starting a war to benefit McCain. Leftist conspiracy mongers were already murmuring of the dark zio-neocon plot that cleverly tricked Putin into a McCain-boosting land grab – and that was before Puting happily reinforced their idiocy. Can you imagine the sheer hysterical din that would erupt if Israel dared to take the last opportunity to defend itself against an apocolyptic, genocidal regime? Not a chance.

References:
* Dutch intel: US to strike Iran in coming weeks [JPost]
* Superpower swoop [New Statesman]
* Putin Accuses Bush Of Provoking Georgia Crisis To Help McCain [HuffPo]

Previously:
* British Anti-Semites Poison Israeli Food Exports, Get Israel Blamed For It
* Arab and Muslim Conspiracy Theories – Iranian Holocaust Denial Edition
* Kids Being Brainwashed To Hate Jews In Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, Gaza, Egypt, Iran, Etc Etc [Videos]

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