Neat – Now We’re Teaching Robots To Climb Walls [Video]

How can anyone possibly think that this is a good idea:

That’s not an illusion:

The Vortex Regenerative Air Movement Mobile Robot Platform (VRAMMRP) uses a patented “tornado in a cup” sucking technology to stick to walls and ceilings, then uses six wheels to position itself on the window ledge or other strategic location.

When these things start jumping from ledges and trees and braining their former masters, don’t say we didn’t warn you.

References:
* Vortex VRAM Mobile Robot Platform [GerbilGod7 / YouTube]
* Wall-climbing robot sucks it up [Crave]

Previously:
* Bad Week For The Future Of Humanity. Great Week For Future Robotic Overlords.
* Video: Giant Sword Armed Wii Controlled Robot. What Could Go Wrong?
* Neat – NASA Foolishly Equips Planet-Hopping Robot With Nuclear Power and Laser Beams

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