Israeli Hottie Alexandra Loxsin Is Sad Because MR Is Getting Killed In The JIBs

Very, Very Sad

Rather than getting disappointed and sobbing into our lunch about the current drubbing we’re taking, we’re thinking that this as a sign of our readers’ good sense: you know that the JIBs were broken over the weekend, and you’ve been holding off on your votes. How clever of you. We can happily report that all the polls are working. Now go vote for us, lest our burger get soggy and our three vodkas get watered down by our tears:

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Every time you don’t vote for MR in the JIBs, God makes a beautiful Israeli model put her clothes back on. He told us this personally.

Previously:
* JIB FINALS! JIB FINALS! (Plus: Painfully Hot Israeli Hottie Anna Zaikin)
* Israeli Hottie Wednesdays – Israeli Playboy Party [Video, Mostly SFW]
* Simply Absurd Beer Pong Skillz [Videos]

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