The Foreign Ministry recalled Israel’s ambassador to El Salvador, Tzuriel Refael, after he was found in the back yard of his residence naked, drunk, bound and gagged, it emerged on Monday. According to reports, San Salvador policemen, which guard the ambassador’s residence as a matter of course, found Refael inebriated, with his hands tied, his mouth gagged with a rubber ball and carrying accessories that implied he had been involved in sexual activity.
Well, somebody had a good weekend. We do love how this was reported though – “carrying accessories that implied he had been involved in sexual activity”. Good thing they found those, otherwise we would have no idea what he had been up to.
References:
* Envoy to El Salvador recalled, reportedly found naked, drunk [Ha'aretz]
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