Troll Finds MR’s MySpace Page

A thirty-something with several majors but no college degree left the following missive in our MySpace Inbox:

I think I remember you from an honors class at Pitt… and after having incidentally run into one of your online ‘articles’/paroxyms, all I can say is that, frankly… [name of supposed mutual acquittance redacted] would truly be disappointed in the pro-hatred course your writing seems to have taken.

You know, this is just so typical. We never get blog-related MySpace messages like “hi, I’m a gorgeous 20-something LA girl who’s passionate about Israel. When can we go out for drinks?”. Instead we get pedantic college dropouts overly enamored with how they failed in life because they were engaging in really important activism. Our response was what you’d expect – we don’t remember him and seriously doubt that a mediocre failure of his unique caliber would have been in any of our classes.

As always, name is withheld under MR’s strict Do Not Feed The Trolls policy.

References:
* Omri [MySpace]

Previously:
* We Get Mail – Irony Impaired UC Irvine Liberals Are Stupid
* Troll In the IsraPundit Comment Section
* Pitt In Big East Finals

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