You know those Jack Bauer jokes, based on those other Chuck Norris jokes (if not, you need to re-prioritize your internet browsing habits). Turns out, not so much a joke:
Kiefer Sutherland only has himself to blame for the delay of his 24 action figure – he set fire to the prototype during a drunken night out… Sutherland explains, “They tried to come out with one a couple of years ago and they had sent me the doll for my approval… We took the doll out for a night to have some fun and we’d had some drinks. We sat it on the corner of the table. “We started torturing him around 11 o’clock at night, and, by two o’clock in the morning, we had set him on fire in the parking lot. “We got up the next day and there was just this puddle of wax. His clothes didn’t burn, which I thought was pretty cool… and then I got a call the next day saying, ‘Did you like the doll?’ I said, ‘Yeah, it was great.’ And they said, ‘Well, OK, good, you gotta send it back to us because that was the prototype…
If having a crush on Jack Bauer is wrong, we don’t want to be right… err… umm…
Previously: Imam Blames Massive Earthquake on Cable Television, Egyptian Women’s Magazines Are Ironic, They’ll Put Anyone on TV
