Ahhh… The Ambulance Canard

Apparently Israel is yet again under attack for interfering with Palestinian ambulances. The usual routine is to give you tons of links proving that Palestinians use ambulances as military vehicles. But (a) it’s Wednesday night, and Wednesday is the new Friday and (b) a quick examination of our exit logs conclusively demonstrates that no one clicks on those links anyway. So instead, here’s a video of how Palestinians use their UN-bought ambulances as tanks.

Terrrorists using ambulances to attack Israelis. Or as the academic left likes to call it, “Palestinian resistance”. But, saith terrorist apologists, those are soldiers being attacked. Palestinians are allowed to use ambulances to shoot at Israeli soldiers, because they’re just resisting the Occupation! It’s a war!

Well first of all, that’s obviously a stupid argument because using ambulances for military purposes is still illegal in warfare. That’s why we call it a war crime. But more importantly, it appears that the Palestinians are unable or unwilling to make these fine-grained, juridical distinctions for themselves. For instance, here’s a video of them using an ambulance to transport bombs for suicide bombers into Israel:

Personally, we’re still blaming the Israelis for forcing these little angels to use ambulances to facilitate inhuman crimes. If the Israelis would just die, the Palestinians wouldn’t have to use ambulances to try to kill them. See? Viewed from the right perspective, it really is all Israel’s fault.