Sienna Miller and Mere Rhetoric No Longer BFF

Sienna Miller insulted Pittsburgh. Now she’s apologizing. If you’re reading this Sienna, you should know that we’re still plotting our revenge. Without giving away too much, it involves Shanna Moakler, a crowbar, and a rumor that people saw you making out with Travis Barker. Pull that “Shitsburgh” thing again and the crowbar gets upgraded to a baseball bat. Instead of popping off about cities you don’t understand, maybe you should do something new and useful for a change? How about keeping your boyfriends from diddling the help? Or, if that’s overly onerous, let’s start with some baby steps toward a new life. Maybe you could start small? Try eating something.