Israeli Universities Apparently Oppressing Other Universities in the Middle East

Hebrew University is the only university in the Middle East to get honored by Newsweek one of the world’s top 100 universities. This is because Israelis are barbaric and are oppressing the Arabs and Muslims in the other 99.5 percent of the region – otherwise, we’d witness the flowering of a civilization the likes of which the world has never known. Obviously, it’s the Occupation’s fault.

Alternatively, we probably shouldn’t underestimate the possibility that Newsweek is controlled by a conspiracy of Jews Zionists. Ditto for the people who award Nobel Prizes in sciences:


The Stanford University biologist who was named on Wednesday as this year’s Nobel Prize winner in Chemistry – Prof. Roger Kornberg – just spent four months at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, where he is a fellow at the Alexander Silberman Institute for Life Sciences. Kornberg told The Jerusalem Post in an exclusive phone interview that his stays in Israel are a significant part of his life.

This is a great system. The Nobel science people give awards to Israeli academics, and the Nobel Peace Prize people give awards to people who call for boycotts against Israeli academics.