Iran is Full Of Good Ideas

Not that we particularly care:


Iran suggested on Monday that the United Nations headquarters be relocated from New York to a country other than the United States. “The U.S. tries to pressure Iran in any way possible. We are convinced that considerations should be made regarding the United Nations which is based in this country”, government spokesman Gholam-Hossein Elham told reporters during his weekly press conference. “Either the UN must be relocated from the U.S. and set up in a different country or the U.S.’s provisions in this regard must be limited so that the UN plays a more serious role”, Elham said.

They should move it to south Lebanon. Think of the range that Hezbollah could get if they launched their Katyushas off the roof.

UPDATE: Someone didn’t like that joke. New punchline: “Think of how much easier it will be for UNIFIL to track and publish Israeli troop movements if they can just sit on the roof of that huge building and look down”. We’re out for today – have a great day.

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