New York Times Mourns Loss of Beautiful and Delicate Flower Who Happened to Also Be Palestinian Suicide Bomber

The New York Times has a heartwarming story about the tragic yet touching life of the suicide bomber who tried to commit mass murder in Tel Aviv yesterday. If you’re at all concerned about the plight of the poor Palestinians or about the existential torment that is existence in general, you really must read it. The literary devices in the story (“blew a large hole in his circle of family and friends, who did not see this coming”) are worthwhile in themselves, but really, the entire story is a nuanced and worthy argument for why terrorists suffer exactly as much as the civilians that they murder.